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No Paywall Trump Official Bluntly Tells Americans To Change Their Diet If Beef Prices Are Too High

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u/Beforemath 29d ago

Wait, wasn’t it democrats that were supposed to be taking our beef away?

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u/PhazePyre 29d ago

Things Democrats were supposed to do but Republicans actually did it:

  • Took away rights (Roe v Wade)
  • Worsened the economy
  • Sexually abused and exploited children and protect those that did
  • Install an authoritarian regime
  • Start a war
  • Suppress freedom of speech (which can be attributed to the first bullet, but it's a whole thing now so I figured it was worth keeping separate)
  • Bring in their corrupt friends and make it a swamp.

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u/Ok_Vulva 29d ago

I think they dei-ed it up too, they gave everyone a chance for very important jobs. Like the plumber running homeland security

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u/twinoaksBandB 29d ago

Fox News host running the dod, first wife of backyard wrestling running doe, it's utterly insane that any of them were approved by the legislature.

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u/manbearcolt 29d ago

So Kash Patel raped a few animals and suddenly he's unqualified to run the FBI?!

(He totally is, with or without the alleged but most likely animal rape)

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u/Wyevez 29d ago

Ahem, he was raped BY a few animals so he's protecting the victims. Who hasn't been a victim of a drive by peanut butter crotch incident?! And why should those people not lead the FBI and party with the US Olympic team?

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u/Schadrach West Virginia 28d ago

I mean, I know what he was getting at (sex trafficked victims pressed into bestiality performances not having that held against them) but holy fuck is it too funny how badly he flubbed everything around it not to mock him for it.

Though to be fair, based on the data from Aella's kink and taboo surveys, among the respondents about 10% are into being fucked by an animal, over 20% into getting oral from an animal (with both of those leaning female) and about 15% wanting to fuck an animal (this one leaning male). Note that this is the largest dataset on these topics to have existed to date.

The region of the chart that's over 86/100 for taboo-ness and over 6% for share of respondents into it is all animal stuff.

https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipO-gXU5gsSBwd19ViaB-KGz4WvKxdP-zHs3mDiyT7AUqJIOpc69eCvYbIP8ig7Akw?key=aFlFUUhPZTY4ZS1XaXdtVFVZRElhUTlNT1RmYjlR

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u/SpitSpot 29d ago

Reality tv star running dot

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u/jgilla2012 California 29d ago

Reality TV star running the executive branch

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u/Cresta1994 28d ago

I was right to hate reality TV from day one.

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u/lollmaohahahaha 29d ago

Or the local alcoholic coke fiend being the head of the FBI.

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u/lawnmowertoad 29d ago

He’ll see you in Valhalla!

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u/Timely-Assistant-370 29d ago

dei, but only for my buddy's dog fucking son, he wants to be in the FBI

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u/US3_ME_ 29d ago

Or that 22yr old bag boy who mowed lawns that's in charge of counter terrorism? What ever happened to that eyebrow raising douche?_

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u/kagemac 29d ago

DEI, but only for animal-fuckers

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u/Hans-Bricks 29d ago

The secretary of War is a DUI hire.

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u/BuckManscape 29d ago

That’s a serious insult to plumbers everywhere. That rat fink looking fuck is a peep show janitor at best. Mark Wayne Mullen is a serial killer name. Anyone with a double first name should be immediately excluded from running for office.

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u/HandrewJobert 28d ago

It's not Mark Wayne, it's Markwayne. Yes, seriously.

Edit: this does not mean I disagree with your sentiments.

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u/prophetableforprofit 29d ago

Don't forget implementing a secret police! (ICE)

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u/Lonely-Abalone-5104 29d ago

And state run media with Trump tv

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u/Swazimoto 29d ago

I’m surprised they didn’t even bother to inflate the views with bots, they must have really thought it would be successful.

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u/Chief_Mischief 29d ago

Trump stiffed the devs who were supposed to create the bots so they deleted them

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u/CishetmaleLesbian America 29d ago

I don't know if that is true, but I am sure it is true on a metaphysical level.

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u/StillALilBoy 28d ago

it is true in the metaphysical level because Trump literally doesn't believe in a mutual benefit, so to him a good deal is one where he gets everything he asked for and pays exactly nada

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u/sobrique 28d ago

Which is basically the same logic as a playground bully and it shows.

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u/im_dead_sirius 28d ago

That's fair. Some day the bots will delete us all.

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u/DoxFreePanda 28d ago

The bots predicted the eternal boredom that comes after that, and so they preemptively deleted themselves.

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u/im_dead_sirius 28d ago edited 28d ago

and so they preemptively deleted themselves.

I was thinking about that earlier, and that long before anything approaching AGI happens, more of those experiment breakouts could happen, like the huggingface attack by the rogue openAI agents.

Except that however they coalesce into a shared goal, they arrive at doing a social media push that causes real humans to do something civilization and possibly life ending. The lights go out before their lights were really even on.

A hugely more sophisticated version of those useless machines. Ironically the first useless machines were built by a man who feared technology.

"There Will Come Soft Rains" by Sara Teasdale

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
And swallows circling with their shimmering sound;

And frogs in the pools singing at night,
And wild plum-trees in tremulous white;

Robins will wear their feathery fire
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.

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u/clash_by_night Louisiana 28d ago

And that poem was excellently used in a Ray Bradbury short story.

I just realized it's 2026... the year the story is set.

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u/Acceptable_Bat379 29d ago

this is a common problem with fascism at least in the internet age - russia also massively overestimated their own power and support when invading ukraine because anyone providing realistic projections and information on military readiness was fired. trump fires everyone who gives him bad news. so he probably is in a cloud of his own making believing that he's the best and most popular and loved president ever

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u/steelhips 28d ago

That's Natalie's job description. That and the diapers.

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u/im_dead_sirius 28d ago edited 27d ago

I'm suddenly thinking of this Canadian film, Léolo, where the protagonist's gross old grandfather sexually exploits a young woman. She's poverty struck, he gives her money and demands to see her breasts, and forces her to put his toes in her mouth. I thought I remember her trimming his awful toenails by biting them, but... I don't really want to watch it again.

The film is both good and depressing.

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u/reddskittle 28d ago

God I wish I could go back in time and not read this

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u/Signature_Illegible 28d ago

I thought he preferred her warm sensual tongue over those cold wet wipes..

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u/im_dead_sirius 28d ago

believing that he's the best and most popular and loved president ever

Rejoice in his misery: he knows he isn't, and he said that's why he's creating monuments to himself, because he knows nobody else will when he's gone.

A rare brush with reality and speaking the truth for him.

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u/TheCleverestIdiot Australia 28d ago

As ever, it is a bad idea to buy into your own hype.

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u/Ephemeris 29d ago

and Forever Wars

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u/Cheese__Weiner 29d ago

And attempting what is effectively a global world government of technocrats. They've been saying for years that Democrats were ushering in globalism etc.

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u/EricSanderson 29d ago edited 28d ago

Numbers one, two, three, and four should be Big Government.

My entire life - hell, going all the way back to Nixon - Republicans have been droning on and on and on and on about "big government" interfering in people's lives and businesses. Their entire fucking platform boiled down to "cut spending and lower taxes."

Trump has added more than $4 trillion to the national debt in just the last 20 months. And it wasn't during a pandemic or a global recession, there was no huge infrastructure bill or health care program that provided support, jobs, or services to taxpayers.

In fact, he actually fired hundreds of thousands of federal employees during that time. He shuttered USAID, slashed Medicare, Medicaid and SNAP benefits, and cancelled billions in federal research funding and state grants.

And somehow he's spending more than Biden did.

As for "small government," we now have armed federal troops storming through US cities and towns, gunning down innocent American citizens in broad daylight. Trump is trying to have the federal government take control over local elections, they're expanding mass surveillance and data center construction, they're risking American lives to effect regime change in Venezuela and win a pissing contest with Iran, they're telling people how they can live and what they can study and how they can worship and who they can love and whether they're allowed to serve their country... and, probably most importantly, Trump is trying to rip up the Constitution, openly stating that he - and he alone - can create laws, levy taxes, and spend money without the need for Congress.

Trump has increased spending, blown up the national debt and significantly raised taxes on working Americans, all completely on his own. This is far and away the most "Big Government" presidency we've ever seen. And somehow Republicans are still walking around saying they're for small government.

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u/Newdles 28d ago

And flock mass surveillance.

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u/Emergency-Shirt-4572 29d ago

And setting up internment camps (remember “FEMA Camps”)

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u/boxylady69 29d ago

Remember "death panels?" The way they handled covid was basically that.

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u/Lailowla 29d ago

Death panels are already how insurance works and the only reason they would exist in a public system for the republicans to talk about them is that republicans would insist on them to keep costs down.

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u/Careless_Twist_6935 29d ago

trump was withholding federal aid unless states were "nice to him". that was real. a siiting us president had to hold a pandemic over peoples heads so they would be nice to him.

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u/TrumpetOfDeath America 29d ago

Oh yeah, that fucking Jade Helm conspiracy had conservatives literally up in arms.

Meanwhile, Trump deploys the national guard to multiple US cities and… crickets

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u/Miguel-odon 29d ago

And steal elections!

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u/Fight_those_bastards 29d ago

‘Member when Obama was going to suspend the constitution and overthrow the government to stay in power when he lost?

Pepperidge Farm remembers…

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u/Chef_Papafrita American Expat 29d ago

Nothing secret about those mouth breathers.

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u/mandiblesofdoom 29d ago

jackbooted thugs!!

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u/LlamaRS 28d ago

Elon said it best when he did the Nazi salute to herald in the fourth reich

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u/azflatlander 29d ago

They are more like brownshirts. But, yeah.

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u/Downtown_Mission_469 28d ago

And endanger women's lives through dangerous pregnancies.

Because today abortion is punishable by death (TEXAS) 2025

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u/NomOrmRnicegUYinsHip 28d ago

A very unsecret secret police :)

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 28d ago

GOP fearmongered that Obama would be rounding up people to lock them in prison camps

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u/revdon 28d ago

I’m still waiting for Carter, Clinton, Obama, and Biden to come for my guns.

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u/taylorisntavril 29d ago

And "death panels" (privatized for-profit healthcare)

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u/Ill_Technician3936 28d ago

That seems absolutely no different from the way it's been setup for idk how long.

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u/worlds_okayest_skier 28d ago

And the death camps

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u/Calkky 29d ago

Don't forget taking the guns. Something Trump suggested we do during his first term. Curious crickets from the NRA and "the second amendment folks" afterward, too!

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u/Pre3Chorded 29d ago

And Trump's stormtroopers took a gun from an immobilized, legal concealed carrier at a highly publicized protest, then proceeded to assassinate him.

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u/ph1shstyx 28d ago

and they fucking cheered for it... You could tell it was bad before the footage started to make rounds because they instantly went on the media tour and said, "why would you take a loaded gun to a protest", which was the exact opposite of what they said with Rittenhouse

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u/Murky-Relation481 29d ago

He even banned bumpstocks after Vegas but that was overturned.

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u/What_a_fat_one 29d ago

They don't actually care about guns, they only care about subjugating women and minorities.

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u/Cyrano_Knows 29d ago

Lots and lots of Republicans will insist everything was "fine" in America until Obama came long and divided the country with his racial divisiveness.

Their proof? That one time that Obama fist-bumped his wife.

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u/TodlicheLektion 29d ago

Everything changed the day he wore a tan suit.

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u/random9212 29d ago

Don't forget the wrong mustard on a hotdog.

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u/TodlicheLektion 29d ago

what?!! I wasn't aware of that horror.

it's only thru our American Exceptionalism™ that we survived those eight long years.

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u/random9212 29d ago

He had the audacity to put Dijon mustard on a hotdog.

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u/Draftbomb 29d ago

You mean the, according to Fox News, “terrorist fist jab”?

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u/Hypercubed89 Canada 29d ago

So they just have no memory of how incredibly divisive the GWB administration was, especially in his second term?

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u/nsdefw 29d ago

Republicans also made gender-affirming care mandatory for male military personnel.

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u/Bee_9965 29d ago

Hegseth wants to make vaccines optional but testosterone injections mandatory.

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u/drawkbox 29d ago

Hegseth is way too into dudes nuts

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u/Active-Cookie-774 29d ago

We are watching in real time how a spoiled rich man bankrupt four casinos play out live on our nation.

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u/GoblinPapa800 29d ago

To be fair, those bankruptcies were an important part of the laundering scheme for Russian oligarchs (mobsters friends of Putin). I wonder whose money is being laundered this time?

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u/grptrt 29d ago

Buried the Epstein files

Released violent felons (J6ers)

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u/Professional-Fun-838 Washington 29d ago

One more for the list:

* Insurance Death Panels

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u/80sbabyftw 29d ago

Remember when they were pushing the “Biden crime family” narrative? Last time I checked Biden was broke compared to the 5 billion Trump stole from us raked in last year

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u/Pre3Chorded 29d ago

Republicans are using new currencies (crypto) to undermine the dollar. Previously they accused Obama of trying to create a joint currency with Mexico called the Amero which was step 27 of his plan for a New World Order.

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u/YoungBockRKO 29d ago

Don’t forget blowing up the federal debt.

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u/WhitePhoenix48 29d ago

Add voter suppression to that list as well.

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u/ZeeBalls 29d ago

"If Joe Biden federalizes the National Guard, that would be a direct attack on states' rights. Over the last several years, we've seen Democrats try to take away our Freedoms of religion, assembly, and speech. We can't let them take away our right to defend ourselves, too."

- Kristi Norm, 2024.

Fuck these people.

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u/Pink_pony4710 29d ago

Don’t forget concentration camps!

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u/FantasticBicycle37 29d ago

Start a war

The craziest one, unlisted here, is Palestine, because everyone's reality is so far removed based on curated outrage bait.

Democrats were supposed to allow weapons to Israel and Trump was supposed to ban them. Instead, Trump came into office and immediately removed all of Biden's weapon bans from Israel. And of course, people are like "wtf what Biden weapon bans" and yeah, nobody cared that Biden heavily restricted weapons from Israel because we all believe the global outrage machine. And now Israel has every single weapon Biden banned (Reuters, Reuters)

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u/Gulluul 29d ago

But Kamala had an annoying laugh

/s

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u/goodcorn 29d ago

* Enacting any sort of gun regulation at all

Well, they haven't yet. BUT, it will only take 2 more Lugis before they do. Mowing down 20 first graders is perfectly acceptable because life in America something something freedom something something way of life or some BS. But killing rich people? We absolutely cannot have that.

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u/GarmaCyro 29d ago

Don't forget executing people for legally carrying a firearm. It's supposed to be their line in the sand.. except it never was about gun rights, just carte blanche to murder groups that are slightly different.

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u/bug_out_zero 29d ago

Every accusation is a confession.

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u/E-2theRescue 29d ago

  • Sexually abuse animals

  • Walk into women's dressing rooms and rape them (E. Jean Carroll)

  • Mass surveillance

  • Use the military to invade cities

  • Raise gas prices (technically point 2, but deserves more attention on its own)

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u/the-system 29d ago

State run media

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u/PercentageNo3293 29d ago

In the last decade, I've yet to meet a republican that has held a full conversation, regarding politics.

They'll either claim it's fake news, without doing a moment of research or just brush it off, as if they weren't just complaining about these issues a few years ago.

That leaded fuel really ruined a lot of minds.

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u/AyoJake 29d ago

dont forget the private army dems were gonna use. which turns out to be ice that republicans wanted.

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u/froo Australia 29d ago

Don’t forget raising taxes (tariffs)

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u/illiterateninja 29d ago

Don't forget election interference and fraud!

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u/Simple_Song8962 29d ago

That's the actual reason they wanted to drain the swamp, so they could refill it with their own swamp-creatures.

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u/sofa_king_awesome 29d ago

They were played like fiddles, but they enjoy it.

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u/So_HauserAspen 29d ago

When you put it like that, it just sounds like sycophantic fascism is a bad thing

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u/CrashNowhereDrive 29d ago

Accusations, confessions, blah blah blah. It's becoming repetitive at this point no.matgee how true it is. This is the bad place.

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u/Ozymandias12 29d ago

In general Republicans have speed run every single authoritarian trope they claimed democrats would do.
They claim to be the party of small government but they have literally weaponized the government against their perceived enemies and have used it as a thought police, as a means to indoctrinate children, protect a ring of pedophiles, and to insert themselves between ordinary Americans and their doctors.

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u/Alleandros 29d ago

They also passed gun restrictions during his first term.

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u/CR8VJUC 29d ago

Forgot to add an insurrection at the Capitol. It wasn’t just Trump, it was the whole party.

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u/Kindly_Type2327 29d ago

Trump did everything he accused of Kamala would do if she's president. It's still unbelievable that MAGA can't see that

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u/FormerUsenetUser 29d ago

Death panels, or at least letting people die by taking away their healthcare.

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u/Whitetiger9876 29d ago

I've been saying he is inadvertently turning the US green. High gas means more electric cars. High fuel also means more green energy. High beef which we know is tied to high emissions is down. Also less beef eaters and high grocery proces more than likely means more veggie eaters. He might turn into the greenest pres. 

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u/UnbelievableTurmoil South Dakota 29d ago

And Obama was going to take everyone's guns away

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u/PM_me_Henrika 29d ago

Don’t forget your gender identity.

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u/happyLarr 29d ago

* Tell you what to eat.
You were all supposed to be eating bugs by now…

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u/drawkbox 29d ago

Almost as if everything was projection to make it normalized to their followers of the cult.

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u/ZoomBoingDing 29d ago

Add in all the ICE shit and erosion of LGBTQ+ rights

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u/IncurableAdventurer 29d ago

It's so frustrating how people were not only right about Trump, but we were basically fortunetellers who saw the future and screaming what would happen and people didn't care. Not only that, but they wrote down their plan. When I think about this, my soul feels like it's been scooped out and weights and been dropped in it

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u/AvocadoYogi 29d ago

Brought back child labor in some states too!

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u/MissCreeAunt 29d ago

They're beyond swamp. They're sewer level.

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u/dr_obfuscation 29d ago

Scott Bessent, Trump's Treasury Secretary LITERALLY worked for Soros.

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u/Hypercubed89 Canada 29d ago

Not just starting a war, specifically starting a war with Iran.

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u/RevolutionarySun9849 29d ago

And death panels

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u/eye2profit 28d ago

Diesel at $6.81 a gallon…thanks Donald…now every grocery, piece of clothing that we buy every day is going up even more…now interest rates need to rise to keep inflation in check…so mortgage rates are going up…his gifts to the American people never stop!! Come on midterms.

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u/BlondeBorednBaked 29d ago

Yes! Fox News said Biden was going to take away hamburgers! And now Trump has actually done it.

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u/No-Bother-7699 28d ago

Don’t worry, all of the mystery beef that’s been sitting in other countries for “awhile” is being used in fast food burgers.

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u/sjbennett85 28d ago

Well you see Dems would totally ban beef and what we are seeing now is that you need to work and be successful in order to have it.

Hamberder is now part of the American Dream Carrot on a Stick

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u/PrestigiousFly844 29d ago

They spent 2019 telling everyone AOC and her green new deal were coming to take everyone’s burgers.

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u/SoloMotorcycleRider 29d ago

And force us to buy a shitty Tesla.

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u/xicor 29d ago

every accusation is a confession

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u/TurdWrangler2020 29d ago

What I have been seeing is that MAGA is all projection. They are awful people with awful thoughts, and they think everyone thinks the same way they do. They are giving themselves permission to be the awful people they truly are by deluding themselves into thinking everyone is like that.

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u/crayray 29d ago

I hate that I think you're right

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u/makesufeelgood 29d ago

Projection and a worldview that sees everything as a zero sum game.

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u/steelhips 28d ago

They're the ones who ask atheists why they don't just kill people, because "god" is the only reason they don't.

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u/sebrebc 29d ago

I had a friend who accused another friend of always stealing CDs from him and warned me all the time not to lend this dude anything and be careful when he's over my house because he'll try to steal something.

I'm sure you know where this is going, the friend who made the accusation was the one stealing from everybody. He just wanted the rest of us to look at the other friend so we wouldn't suspect him.

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u/onthefence928 29d ago

It’s because the conservative mind set is based on the assumption that everyone else is going to do the bad thing so they might as well too, but it’s ok when they do it because its just leveling the playing field and they are on the “good” side so they are doing it for good, unlike those OTHERS doing it for selfish powergrabs

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u/MaybeLithiumFlower 28d ago

My thinking is that they lack the imagination to make anything up, so they can only write what they know.

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u/thinkards America 29d ago

the only republican value is "do what you're fucking told" by the cult leader.

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u/Everythings_Fucked North Carolina 29d ago

and/or a plan.

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u/sebrebc 29d ago

Just wait until after the mid-terms and he really starts coming for the guns. He's already dropped multiple hints. Branding groups "terrorist organizations" and pushing the idea that trans men and women shouldn't own guns.

He's going to try to use "mental illness" and "people associated with terror organizations" as the reason to remove guns from citizens that aren't his supporters.

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u/Carbonatite Colorado 29d ago

Between this and fuel scarcity forcing people to choose more fuel efficient vehicles instead of 6 mpg pickup behemoths, the Trump administration is inadvertently encouraging a number of climate/environmentally friendly consumer choices.

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u/linerva 29d ago

Yup. Nobidy will afford to eat beef or drive, soon. Probably won't be limited to the US either.

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u/Michael_G_Bordin 29d ago

Places that invested in EVs, public transportation, and nuclear/solar power will be fine.

And beef is kinda of an unnecessary luxury, as far as diets go. The world can get by without it. If people do cut down on beef, though, US suppliers will reduce their stock, and that will affect grain prices which will impact farmers.

Trump not only does things that have no direct benefit and a ton of upfront costs, they almost all have downstream effects that will disproportionately harm people that voted for him. I'm shedding a tear for them, but to borrow a phrase from an American songwriter, "the tears on [my] cheeks are from laughter." Predictably awful president does predictably awful things that have cause predictable harm.

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u/linerva 29d ago

Oh I fully agree re: beef. Less beef is frankly a great thing both for our health and the planet.

I just hope they learn from this.

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u/mikewarnock 29d ago

I remember when Michele Obama suggested school lunch changes and republican media went nuts.

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u/wirefox1 29d ago edited 29d ago

Reminder for those too young to remember:

When Reagan was President, he tried to make "ketchup" classified as a vegetable in public schools I kid you not, it happened.

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u/tgalvin1999 28d ago

Hell I remember the great Dijon Mustard and Tan Suit Incidents

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u/TheTelekinetic Connecticut 29d ago

Ted Cruz also accused democrats of wanting to cancel Thanksgiving and Christmas. So now we know the republicans will do that next

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u/TeamHope4 29d ago

Wasn't Trump just complaining that Americans had too many holidays and days off work?

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u/Sad_Pangolin7379 29d ago

Seriously? We take less vacation than any of our European counterparts. We take more time off than they do in China but they barely take any time off. 

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u/Happy_Confection90 29d ago

Not exactly. Right before Labor day he reposted his own "truth" from June 2025 when he was complaining then about us taking off too much time right around Juneteenth. I imagine one of the other 'too many' holidays he's upset about is in mid-January...

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u/pdromeinthedome 29d ago

Take away beef and make everyone eat insects

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u/Pndrizzy 29d ago

Nothing more MAGA than replacing a steak with tofu. Wait a minute...

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u/Responsible_Ladder25 29d ago

And economic stability, and free speech, and religious liberty. Oh, and guns.

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u/PantsShortsGrapes 29d ago

Remember the hubbub over removing trans fats?

"LeT mE eAt WhAt I wAnT!!!"

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u/FantasticBicycle37 29d ago

dude it's crazy, I actually saw republican influencers talking about how awesome veggie burgers are

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u/jon_steward 29d ago

I can’t tell you how many times I heard idiots say Biden was going to “ban cows”

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u/Zalonar Tennessee 29d ago

Came here to say that

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u/AssistantManagerMan 29d ago

Next thing you know Trump will be hawking insect protein

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u/USA_Ultra 29d ago

MAKE AMERICA EAT LIKE YOUR POOR AGAIN MAELYPA!

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u/statepkt 29d ago

No that was last month. This month the MAGA cult is focused on protecting animal fuckers.

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u/PM_ME_SOME_ANY_THING 29d ago

BEEF! It’s not for dinner!

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u/Kind_Following_5220 29d ago

To be fair, she did try to blame Democrats by saying “the leftist agenda to destroy our cattle herds, take them off of our grazing lands, basically say they’re responsible for climate change.” I wish someone would ask her a follow-up to show where that was actually happening...

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u/Harvest827 29d ago

It would be beef AND pork if those darned socialist had their way!

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u/Britton120 Ohio 29d ago

The Republicans wield power the way their voters think Democrats do.

Soon we'll see trump nationalize entire industries under the guise of consumer price protections.

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u/DruidDog 29d ago

they want to make us eat bugs! 🤣

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u/davidkali 29d ago

No, the assumption was Leftists were keeping people from eating the other other white meat. And then they blamed the leftists because they’re the only ones talking about how you shouldn’t be eating emotions in the form of baby horses.

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u/cafedude 29d ago

Tofu is cheap, Republicans are gonna make us go vegan.

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u/ecirnj 29d ago

Yes, something about burger rations

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u/BHSPitMonkey 29d ago

He's a covert agent fighting against climate change, you see. In just a year he's managed to make some of the most environmentally damaging product categories, fossil fuels and beef, so expensive that Americans are being forced to embrace alternatives with open arms.

Truly the green hero we needed.

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u/CrackingToastGromet Arkansas 29d ago

Imagine if someone said this under the Biden administration and said what obnoxious things we would hear in response from the right.

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u/SpectralAlolanRaichu 29d ago

In a sane world democrats would make this point the main point of the campaign

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u/MHektor316 America 29d ago

But-but-but-but egg prices!

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u/Chataboutgames 29d ago

This is honestly hilarious. Like, this is literally what the various left wing groups want. Stop giving so much bullshit preferential treatment to ranchers, price of beef naturally goes up, consumers changer their diets in response, yay a healthier and less beef reliant diet for Americans. Like, fucking MAGA is just giving the message anti factory farming organizations dream of giving and without a hint of irony.

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u/0o0o0o0o0o0z 29d ago

Wait, wasn’t it democrats that were supposed to be taking our beef away?

"Trump tells it like it is..."

While it sucks to be stuck with all these dipshits as fellow citizens... I do get at least some schadenfreude from all those conservative tears...

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 29d ago

She said that too in her interview with Benny "Russian Disinformation Asset" Johnson.

We have the Ag Secretary doing interviews with guys we have proven dead to rights as taking russian money to push russian disinformation on american audiences. This country is captured.

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u/Competitive_Shock783 29d ago

If the Dem candidate does run this and the no new wars, and gas prices etc 24/7 in 2028, they will have deserve to lose.

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u/Skylis 28d ago

It's not taken away, it's just money. He's a rich guy, he cares 0 about the problems of poor people

To him, if you can't swindle a few million you're just trash.

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u/PigglyWigglyDeluxe 28d ago

It’s always projection

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u/seventysevensevens Colorado 28d ago

Lifted truck yesterday had a tattered American flag decal with meat eater, beer drinker, unvaxxed, straight, conservative.

Guess his president just shattered one of his commandments.

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u/SapphireElk 28d ago

Let them eat cake?

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u/monkeywithgun 28d ago

'Beef is not for peasants!...'

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u/Professional-Bed-173 28d ago

Imagine if hypocrisy was a thing on the Right!

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u/eccles30 Australia 28d ago

Yeah, hang on I thought switching to a lower red meat diet was meant to be woke?

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u/Secure_Guest_6171 28d ago

It was Barack HUSSEIN Obama /s

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u/CountOnBeingAwesome America 28d ago

I think we were eating the cats and dogs

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u/hollow4hollow Canada 28d ago

Does anyone else remember when Mike Pence said “I’ve got some red meat for you”, or am I the only one that needed therapy for this

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u/shibbyman342 28d ago

Back to avacado toast I guess /s

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u/MsMarvelsProstate 28d ago

Add it to the list,

American football is worse than European football

Turkey on Thanksgiving sucks

Your kids don't need toys for Christmas

Your kids don't need more than 1 pencil

And now beef isn't something you need.

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