r/politics • ✔ HuffPost • 29d ago

No Paywall Trump Official Bluntly Tells Americans To Change Their Diet If Beef Prices Are Too High

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/brooke-rollins-beef-prices-trump_n_6ab29ecfe4b085277b53a8d0?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=us_main
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u/Beforemath 29d ago

Wait, wasn’t it democrats that were supposed to be taking our beef away?

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u/PhazePyre 29d ago

Things Democrats were supposed to do but Republicans actually did it:

  • Took away rights (Roe v Wade)
  • Worsened the economy
  • Sexually abused and exploited children and protect those that did
  • Install an authoritarian regime
  • Start a war
  • Suppress freedom of speech (which can be attributed to the first bullet, but it's a whole thing now so I figured it was worth keeping separate)
  • Bring in their corrupt friends and make it a swamp.

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u/Ok_Vulva 29d ago

I think they dei-ed it up too, they gave everyone a chance for very important jobs. Like the plumber running homeland security

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u/twinoaksBandB 29d ago

Fox News host running the dod, first wife of backyard wrestling running doe, it's utterly insane that any of them were approved by the legislature.

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u/manbearcolt 29d ago

So Kash Patel raped a few animals and suddenly he's unqualified to run the FBI?!

(He totally is, with or without the alleged but most likely animal rape)

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u/Wyevez 29d ago

Ahem, he was raped BY a few animals so he's protecting the victims. Who hasn't been a victim of a drive by peanut butter crotch incident?! And why should those people not lead the FBI and party with the US Olympic team?

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u/Schadrach West Virginia 28d ago

I mean, I know what he was getting at (sex trafficked victims pressed into bestiality performances not having that held against them) but holy fuck is it too funny how badly he flubbed everything around it not to mock him for it.

Though to be fair, based on the data from Aella's kink and taboo surveys, among the respondents about 10% are into being fucked by an animal, over 20% into getting oral from an animal (with both of those leaning female) and about 15% wanting to fuck an animal (this one leaning male). Note that this is the largest dataset on these topics to have existed to date.

The region of the chart that's over 86/100 for taboo-ness and over 6% for share of respondents into it is all animal stuff.

https://photos.google.com/share/AF1QipO-gXU5gsSBwd19ViaB-KGz4WvKxdP-zHs3mDiyT7AUqJIOpc69eCvYbIP8ig7Akw?key=aFlFUUhPZTY4ZS1XaXdtVFVZRElhUTlNT1RmYjlR

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u/Wyevez 28d ago

whoa... what a chart, some of those labels. Jesus man, I'm in my fifties and some of these things made me blush. What a day to have eyes.

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u/SpitSpot 29d ago

Reality tv star running dot

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u/jgilla2012 California 29d ago

Reality TV star running the executive branch

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u/Cresta1994 28d ago

I was right to hate reality TV from day one.

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u/No_Elk4724 28d ago

Reality TV star running the country, ffs.

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u/SpitSpot 28d ago

I only thing of him as a pedo

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u/experientialsponge 28d ago

Shakes the Clown