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Chugging tea Elon Musk threatens Congress

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u/lasers42 6h ago

The inevitable result of not taxing the rich.

BONUS: If you had taxed DJT like you should have, he would never have been president, either.

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u/Expert-Fig-5590 6h ago

If you had properly prosecuted white collar crime you wouldn’t have the problem either.

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u/xX_EldritchDev_Xx 3h ago

Do you remember that show White collar? About white collar criminal mastermind lol. Do you think I'll ever make anything like that again now that the state of things are so different?

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u/AMaynard8091 6h ago

Man who owns half of Congress claims we’re all trying to find the guy who did this.

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u/EntertainerDowntown3 6h ago edited 6h ago

If he wasn’t bailed out by Putin and the Russians he wouldn’t be president either. That’s why he’s so pro Russian. Without them bailing him out he would be nothing.

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u/bluechip1996 6h ago

Or the game show host. A $160+M tax abatement is what allowed him to build Trump Tower. No tax abatement, no trump.

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u/boatenvy 2h ago

If the banks hadn't saved his ass by leveraging the fictional power of his brand he would have been just another failed nepo baby years ago.

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u/aripp 2h ago

Even when there is one man controlling whole planet with his private robot army, satellite laser guns and every other human being a slave to him, conservatives and capitalists would still defend him with "SucCeSs MuSt Be rEwArDed". We are doomed.

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u/CrackerBarrelGrandma 5h ago

Why won't we have broken windows policing for white collar crime?

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u/Consistent_Draft6454 7h ago

DEPORT HIM

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u/Ben_Thar 7h ago

If they want to investigate Ilhan Omar, there is enough reason to launch an investigation into Elon after the midterms.

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u/Grouchy_Ad298 5h ago

He was already being investigated before DOGE nonsense. That was the entire reason for DOGE.

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u/Con-deisel 5h ago

It’s crazy that they just him do that 😂 and then when every area that was investigating him was next to nothing they just disbanded it and nothing has been to reverse or recompense for it 😂

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u/Gaz31760 5h ago

What if……the purpose of DOGE was for EM to get access to a wide range of information about individual American citizens? For what purpose? Financial, political, judicial, you name it. Would explain how nothing of consequence was actually achieved, and the project was wound up with minimal oversight on their stated aims.

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u/taway9925881 6h ago

Well he's of a different hue. Big difference. 

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u/JustForKicks16 6h ago

And also he has way more zeroes in his bank account than I'm sure she does.

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u/jcb989123 6h ago

Maybe they would be willing to televise that.

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u/yoyotigre 7h ago

He should go to prison and pay for all he did, not get to leave and start new shit somewhere else.

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u/hn-416 5h ago

He is now a war criminal too. Directly and personally responsible of all the dead civilians in Ukraine on the 3 days when he blocked the Starshield from Ukraine, just days ago.

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u/slurpeetape 6h ago

In France, he would have lost his head to the guillotine

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u/BathFullOfDucks 6h ago

Brown immigrant threatens town cop- straight to jail

Other immigrant threatens the country, billions in government funding.

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u/Bismarcus 6h ago

And nationalize SpaceX for sure. Possibly his other businesses, but SpaceX needs to be taken.

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u/styckx 6h ago

He doesn't even play a role in SpaceX anymore up to and including funding. He's just the idiot who takes all the credit while the amazing engineers do all the heavy lifting. This is why he wants to merge Tesla into SpaceX so he can funnel money into a failing Tesla market

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u/tomarofthehillpeople 5h ago

He needs to be incarcerated in a Trump gulag for 30 years then deported.

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u/Seven19td 7h ago

That’s too kind.

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u/snacktopotamus 6h ago

Insufficient response. Imprison for life, seize all assets.

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u/CueAnon420 7h ago

Be sure to take all his ill-gotten gains first...

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u/rama1423 7h ago

Deportation is too nice

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u/ITSA-GONGSHOW 6h ago

I'd love to see Elon Musk in a fight. I think it would dramatically change people's opinion once they see how pelathetic he and other's like him are. Pathetic, greedy, weak, anti social... All the things we abhorr in an open and free society.

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u/SvenBubbleman 6h ago

Remember when he challenged Zuck to a fight and his mom wouldn't let him? If not, google it.

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u/gimmedatjelly 5h ago

Didn't the Zuck actually agree to throw down with him and that's when Elon backed out?

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u/SvenBubbleman 5h ago

Yeah. Zuck does MMA and wouldve cleaned the floor with Musk.

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u/SimpleJackieChan 5h ago

And then we found out it was Elon and not his mom

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u/Frosty_Leading6756 5h ago

Elon pretending to be his mom? That’s hilarious if true.

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u/Vivid_Mortgage_4420 4h ago

Zuck with his newly downloaded haircut and human interests

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 6h ago

Ill fight him. Free 99

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u/symb015X 6h ago

Built like a cybertruck, fold like aluminum. Though to be faaaaaiiiirrrr, I’m sure he’d hire a staff of nutritionists and trainers and drugs to get him in the best possible relative shape for said fight, then wage unimaginable psychological warfare on his opponent the night before the fight…

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u/Dense_Gate_5193 5h ago

although, to be faaaaaaiiiir, he has the money and resources to do it now and won’t. why? because people like him has such an inflated sense of self that they literally cannot imagine themselves being disgusting regardless of what they objectively look like. it’s severe malignant narcissism.

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u/Ironsight85 6h ago

As a competitive shooter and sword fighter, I volunteer to champion for the courts.

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u/Quick-Amoeba-1389 6h ago

i dont know about that stuff but i hit people

pick me

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u/tarfoo 6h ago

Look, with his build all you have to do is make him flinch and his top half will do the rest of the work.
He’s a reverse bowling pin standing on wobbly toothpicks.

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u/Afraid_Manner_4353 4h ago

That's not remotely what's going on here. 2 weeks before the mid-terms he is vaguely, but very seriously threatening an entire Political party...this should be concerning to every person who care about Democracy.

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u/braxtel 5h ago

You can't mean the same people that portray Trump as Rambo?

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u/iontucky 6h ago

His mom won't let him fight.

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u/BusterOfCherry 6h ago

He would be fighting his BP

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u/DCHammer69 6h ago

I'd like to take all of these MAGA goofs and arrange an MMA round robin PPV.

Can you imagine the volume and quality of clips we could produce for a never ending humilation campaign?

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u/OlDirtyBrewer 5h ago

Problem is Musk has now become more powerful than the government in a lot of ways. He can switch off his satellites and sway wars, he can deny access to his spaceships (or sell services to other nations). No one private citizen should have this much power.

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u/tdm2469 5h ago

America should just confiscate all of his shit and freeze his assets. Seems pretty simple

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u/Driblus 5h ago

This is the way.

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u/No-Professional-1884 4h ago

Right? They act like eminent domain isn’t a thing.

Confiscate everything from the 1% and we could solve a lot of problems.

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u/FinePresentation4544 4h ago

Not everything, bring them down to reality. Here you go, 53k a year and here's your new (to you) Pinto with 2 spare tires we pulled out of the scrap yard. We've parked it in the pay to park lot next to this fantastic 1 bedroom apartment on the 17th floor of this 32 year old downtown complex. By the way, you start your new job tomorrow. You're going to be a janitor for a middle school, it's just 3 hours away from home. It's not like gas is $5/gallon.

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u/ServoToken 4h ago

Damn, these people still get everything handed to them. Make em work to get the job and the car like real people

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u/GalaganCoffee 4h ago

Poverty, they need to experience true poverty. Cut that in half and no gifted resources. They can work a full-time job as a wage slave for it.

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u/MothaFungus 3h ago

The elite would rather die, Madoff and his wife tried when they were stripped of wealth

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u/ActivePeace33 3h ago

I don’t think a ton of people calling for that much wealth reduction are going to care much about the survival of the billionaires.

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u/Xiaopeng8877788 4h ago

Omg what would happen without all the job creators???

/s

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u/Ina_While1155 4h ago edited 2h ago

Just tax him like it is 1977. OR better yet 1952.

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u/artlurg431 3h ago

They will never do that unless people were rioting the government which even then I dont think they would

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u/InTooManyWays 4h ago

He is Amerika now unfortunately 

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u/land-league-inspo 4h ago

They've done it a ton of times in history, and I'm sure the government would love to pull one last eminent domain on another South African.

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u/Anomuumi 4h ago

Musk may seem powerful but states have a monopoly on violence. He can only run to daddy Putin if someone really wants him to answer for his actions.

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u/Delicious-Explorer58 4h ago

Musk has too much power for sure, but if he was genuinely more powerful than the government, he wouldn't be threatening them.

He's trying to act tough because he's scared. Which is a good thing.

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u/Educator1337 4h ago edited 3h ago

He has said that if the democrats win, he is going to jail. I wonder why he would feel that way. Guilty conscience? I don’t think so. I think he knows he has broken the law blatantly and could be held accountable. I don’t believe his conscience bothers him though. Just afraid of being held accountable.

Edit. Fat fingered conscience.

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u/SPZ_Ireland 5h ago

and if he does, we should stop supporting him.

It's important to realize his worth is rooted in the perceived value and success of his companies.

As a liquid POV, Elon is probably the most indebted man in human history and that makes him particularly weak to divestment.

(We already should have but people still have this power.)

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u/Educator1337 4h ago

Should stop? The smooth brains are the ones falling for his lies and over-arching claims.

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u/ChasingTheNines 4h ago

Completely agree. People just deleting fascist platforms like Twitter and Facebook would do more than a thousand no kings protests.

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u/DullCartographer7609 5h ago

No one man should have all that power

-Kanye West, before he uh, is doing whatever he's doing now

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u/gambitgrl 4h ago

He's like...stupid Lex Luthor.

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u/BattleClean1630 4h ago

Democrats know he wields way too much power so they're going to take SpaceX and Starlink over, provided a Democrat wins the Presidentcy in 2028. He can also be stripped of his citizenship.

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u/TheBrightSide_2011 2h ago

Strip him of his fraudulent citizenship and deport him to South Africa. Drop him off in one of the bad neighborhoods. That’s the end of Elon Musk.

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u/10thousndreflections 2h ago

What happens to the stock holders if he is removed? They will be left holding the bag. 

I'm sorry but no Democrat is brave enough for that kind of fall out. These are just pipe dreams. As much as I'd love to see it, no. 

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u/ionetic 4h ago

Could Congress seize his companies then deport him?

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u/gjtyler1 5h ago

like he's the only person at his companies. Arrest and jail him and the companies will keep going.

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u/theBigDaddio 3h ago

Cancel all his government contracts.

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u/ActivePeace33 3h ago

He is actively supporting the MAGA insurrection. Arrest him. Imprison him for the duration of the insurrection. Once it is suppressed, charge and convict.

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u/BigAssMonkey 3h ago

Citizens United has allowed a citizen to have enough power to threaten Senators and Congressmen…legally. Fucking end it

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u/Ocean_Again 3h ago edited 31m ago

Nationalize his companies. Toss his ass in jail.

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u/Xploding_Penguin 3h ago

It's looking like Canada is about to do just that thankfully.

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u/Fun-Aside3990 3h ago

Put him in prison, seize his assets.

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u/CaptainObvious_2U 3h ago

This. Should be this simple. Then deport his ass back to SA

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u/Appropriate_Owl_91 3h ago

Restart the investigations that Trump squashed

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u/__Art__Vandalay__ 7h ago

From the same guy who had a falling out with Trump, called him out for being in the Epstein files only to come crawling back to Trump and spend hundreds of millions on GOP candidates.

But Dems are the puppets.

Suuuuuure

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u/plattner-da 7h ago

Sounds like a guilty man to me.

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u/curvyErika 7h ago

He thinks he is above the law now. After the midterms, he should be thoroughly investigated

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u/impossiblesushii 6h ago

The justice department is now loyal to Trump. Don’t think much will happen even if dems win both houses.

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u/Rattus_Baioarii 6h ago

The reason our world is as it is, is because the ultra rich ARE above the law. Everyone is for sale as we plainly see every day

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u/Deep-Meat-3583 6h ago

"Why are you afraid if you have done nothing wrong?" - Republicans to everyone, but especially Minorities.

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u/Several-Opposite-746 7h ago

No human has the ability to remain normal with as much money as he has.

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u/CidTheOutlaw 7h ago

He has always been a cringe worthy nepo geek. Gives major, "while you were partying I was studying the blade" vibes.

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u/CU_09 6h ago

Elon absolutely shouts “m’lady” when he cums.

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u/mvanvrancken 6h ago

More like m’incubator

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u/Nexx-Shotcaller 5h ago

He's not even a real nerd/geek. All of that is fake as hell too.

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u/CU_09 5h ago

He’s not a real geek. He is absolutely a real neckbeard edgelord.

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u/DunkinEgg 6h ago

/tips fedora

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u/Common_Celebration41 7h ago

Looking at Congress

Yeah we noticed before Elon

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u/land-league-inspo 4h ago

True, but he has always been a pathetic fucking creep.

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 7h ago

Ladies and gentleman the violent immigrant example that did a nazi salute in front of our presidential seal!

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u/LeticiaPadillaSolis_ 5h ago edited 4h ago

I pretty much commented the same thing below. Someone must have had their feelings hurt as my comment was removed and I received a warning.

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u/bastardoperator 7h ago

He lied on his visa application, his citizenship needs to be revoked, his assets need to be seized, and we need to ship his ass back to Africa with zero chance of ever returning here. This is what he wants for other people who didn't lie on their visa application.

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u/Petavellex 7h ago

Bro went from tweeting motivational quotes to sounding like the final boss in a movie 💀

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u/WhatsRatingsPrecious 6h ago

Bro went from tweeting motivational quotes to sounding like the final boss in a movie Mojo Jojo

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u/OSI-NRO-OGA 5h ago edited 5h ago

This guy absolutely needs his citizenship revoked and fucking kicked out of this country. We the people should kick his ass out. Enough with the fucking fascists. The man is openly saying he's trying to take away your vote. That shit is the red line for me.

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u/Phog_of_War 6h ago

Does...does Elon think he has more resources and money than the United States government? Lol.

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u/flippinwhatevs 6h ago

He has ALL the resources of our government too, thanks to our corrupt as fuck president.

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u/Well_read_rose 5h ago

He stole all IRS, Social Security information- he could look up anyone named who is coming to corral him for decades. He acts as if he is a lawless rogue country of one.

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u/JediBlight 6h ago

Some things are worth more than gold.

Incriminating evidence being one. I hope MAGA and Musk tear one another apart. That'd be a good day...

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u/Top-Caregiver7815 6h ago

It’s not just a question of who has more money. Elon has more than enough to battle in the courts. The real threats are star link which Elon controls and the data of all Americans he and his doge minions stole last year and how he can leverage that to make threats and avoid prosecution. 

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u/Memitim 5h ago

Another rich asshole who mistakes money for power, until he finds out that the money only has power when others play along and he's actually just some fucking chud.

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u/GeeYayZeus 6h ago

He does. He has the power to replace every single one of them. The question is, will WE let him?

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u/SignoreBanana 5h ago

He doesn't have more money than the government, but he does have more than any person who works for the government.

When people make blanket threats like this, we should listen to them and react accordingly.

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u/GlummyGloom 6h ago

The government gave him unrestricted access to a lot of things. Who knows what he has these days.

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u/NinteyFourGOAL 5h ago

He owns the current us government.

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u/tallpaul00 6h ago

But in a way, he does though right? Even under Trump, the US is not a dictatorship. Those "resources and money" are to some extent, democratically controlled. Elon's wealth is controlled by just one person.

The Dems may be able to subpoena Elon, but even then, Republicans will be on that committee. And you've seen that the Dems definitely do not all think with one mind.

Individual judges are effectively dictators over their own rulings, so anything that goes to trial will ultimately be ruled on by just one person. But that can be appealed. All the way up to SCOTUS for anything Federal and you know where SCOTUS stands for now.. maybe the Dems will stack it, but even then.. there will STILL be people on SCOTUS who will rule in Elon's favor.

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u/jtmonkey 6h ago edited 5h ago

He technically does have more money than the US government. But what he is saying here is that he's been connected for so long, that if he's going down he's bringing everyone with him.

Has no one ever seen a movie? ever?

EDIT: If I have less debt than you. I’m technically worth more. Even though both of us have negative. Right?

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u/DenialOfExistance 5h ago

Musk already has all the pertinent information of every single Democrat especially the powerful ones! He's allowed to threaten everyone of us but hell to those who threaten him & his actions!

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u/Leelze 5h ago

And unlike in a movie, that really isn't a thing. If he actually had this damaging stuff on all these politicians, threatening to use it just means he's gonna get Epsteined and he might be too dumb/high to realize it lol

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u/TNJDude 6h ago

Unfortunately, with Trump backing him again, he has the U.S. Government on his side. Unless the Democrats can get some power back, he and all other pro-Trump people can do as they wish.

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u/IDislikeHotWeather 5h ago

Well, he currently does HAVE A US GOVERNMENT. I think he forgets that goes away.

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u/SpectreInTheShadows 5h ago

He is the one holding the strings on POTUS.

Am amazed how Trump doesn't just give him a crown.

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u/jayyy2 7h ago

Pure incel energy

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u/Conspiratorymadness 7h ago

If he was a peasant like the rest of us then he definitely would be.

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u/Mrgray123 7h ago

He’s such a fucking dork.

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u/Far_Balance_3117 7h ago

Remember when he was pretending to be good at games and then did a gaming stream where he was relentlessly mocked.

Demented weirdo.

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u/BumbleLapse 6h ago

I would genuinely feel bad for him if he wasn’t a hateful, bigoted alt-right huckster

Like, it feels okay to make fun of your buddies in high school, but it feels super shitty to make the same comments about the odd kid who clearly doesn’t shower and probably doesn’t have a good home life

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u/mid_courtesy 7h ago

Elon is a traitor and should be in prison.

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u/orlybatman 6h ago

Time for governments to knock the Nazi-salute giving incel king down a few pegs.

With him having directly interfered in a war, hamstringing an ally, nationalize Starlink away from him.

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u/21quiet_rebel 6h ago

Seize the traitor’s assets, nationalize SpaceX, and deport his ass to Argentina

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u/NoGuest6868 6h ago

No, no why deport? Jail his ass. He robbed america.

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u/ItaJohnson 6h ago

Jail his rear then deport to El Salvador.  After confiscating his assets.

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u/NoGuest6868 6h ago

Aligator Alcatraz looks fine

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u/elberethfan 6h ago

I vote for Central African Republic. It’s closer to his place of birth, anyway.

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u/_Not_Too_Serious_ 6h ago

Imagine what would happen to us Poor's if we went around posting on social media.....Eleon, we are coming for you and similar such threats.

Banned Phoned by govt agencies Knock on your door Please step outside and talk Be told....we read some concerning information online and need you to come with us.

Strange times we live in now days.

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u/LittleMAC22 4h ago

Lmfao he sounds like a Reddit edgelord

Although technically he is.

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u/pattydickens 7h ago

"Patriotic" people should not stand for this. He isn't entitled to any more influence than any US voter. Until we stand up and change this corrupt system, we aren't going to see any positive changes. Set aside political differences and fix the broken system. Then, we can argue about everything else.

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u/Nikiaf 7h ago

Dude just got exposed committing war crimes and he's spending his time on this? What a fucking disgrace.

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u/wolfonweed 7h ago

Elon should be in prison for defrauding the tax payer and defrauding his shareholders.

He avoids prison through corruption, intimidation, and doubling down on fraud. His existence is an existential threat to every democracy and republic across the world.

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u/Temporary-Careless 6h ago

Live by the tax fraud, die by the tax fraud.

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u/kelsanova 6h ago

He "came after" Trump when he said he was in the Epstein files and is now invited to dinners with him.

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u/Deltron_Zed 6h ago

Yeah. Some weird turn around there. Hardly anyone seems to mention it.

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u/Zealousideal_Pop_273 5h ago

You're pulling the strings, dummy. You steered yourself right into a jail cell.

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u/emozolik 4h ago

at what point do we get real and recognize that billionaires are a national security threat and act accordingly? or are we too late?

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u/Old_Channel44 5h ago

American voters are pulling the levers. Vote MAGA out!

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u/Iggy_Slayer 7h ago

He will be sobbing ketamine coated tears the moment he thinks any actual consequences are coming his way. Lol at him acting like a tough guy. He's the biggest pussy out there. Guy had a mental breakdown when people booed him at a chappelle gig.

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u/DerPanzerknacker 5h ago

I’d thought that in the American democracy the people behind the people’s representatives were…We the People. So it sounds a lot like Elon is threatening a few hundred million people.

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u/meanttobee3381 5h ago

National security - gov should take ownership of starlink/space X .

And a threat like that needs to be taken as personal threats against members of gov as individuals. Treat it like that.

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u/unofficialPlayClock 4h ago

Ooooh a threat from a welfare queen!!!! Spicy.

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u/edatx 7h ago

I hope he understand that "Live by the sword, die by the sword." applies to him too.

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u/Femboy_Harem_Janitor 7h ago

I highly doubt Elon could hold the weight of a sword off the ground

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u/Only_Captain357 7h ago

Oh Musky-poo over here talking about "pulling strings" like he doesn't benefit from gender-affirming healthcare like free tampons and litter boxes in his bathrooms. Also, the hair implants, hormone replacement therapy, breast-reduction surgery, and permanently-implanted dick in his butt.

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u/Fair-Craft8059 7h ago

what other african-american could threaten congress and have no repercussions

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u/Toolfan333 4h ago

Seems like Starlink has become an issue of national security

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u/johnjackcomicartist 2h ago

If literally one rich person actually got proportional justice one time maybe this would seem funnier.

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u/PluralVisions 1h ago

Cancel all government contracts, nationalize space x and by extension tesla. Boot him to C Cot

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u/SalemColes1971 7h ago

Fuck off to Mars already

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u/Competitive-Wish6284 6h ago

So he just admitted to manipulating our government?

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u/Angryduckling-01 7h ago

Bro sounds like an insanely nerdy knight

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u/sillyfunnyguy05 7h ago

Ok tough guy

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u/NDinFL 7h ago

Nobody is afraid of Elon Musk

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u/NOSALIS-33 7h ago

Says the guy who just throttled Starlink over Ukraine.

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u/RustyShackleford_88 7h ago

So like shouldn’t interpol or someone be tracking his war crime ass down right now?

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u/DbZbert 6h ago

Nothing dumber than a MAGA voter

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u/Star_Citizen_Roebuck 6h ago

If anybody needs to be declared an enemy of the state and striped of all his assets, it's THIS MAN!

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u/DontT3llMyWif3 5h ago

Nobody is scared of you, Ellen

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u/vandal-x 5h ago

Fuck this fascist shitbag.

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u/YellojD 4h ago

He needs to be locked in a fucking cell inside of a mountain.

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u/moonsareus 4h ago

So is he threatening the electorate then..? 🫢

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u/No_Bee_3957 2h ago

Would love nothing more than to see Elon Musk’s complete and utter destruction.

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u/No-Coffee-4828 6h ago

Someone needs to explain to Elon that that saying is a condemnation of violence, not an endorsement of it

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u/Open__Face 5h ago

So the "sword" is "owning politicians"?

If dem politicians come after me (the puppet master of the GOP) then I will go after the puppet masters of the Democratic Party

That's the only way "live by the sword, die by the sword" would make sense in this context

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u/Ok-Customer4709 6h ago

How about we pull his citizenship?

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u/SecretOrganization60 6h ago

I'm so done with this Nazi. He's a poster boy for billionaire wealth taxation. Not that I like Bezos but at least he's relatively benign. Looking forward to LEO coming online.

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u/Soepkip43 6h ago

Bezos has his boot on the necks of way more people.. just because he does it quietly does not make him relatively benign.

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u/Aware-Explanation879 6h ago

Elon should be worried about Senator Omar because once tRump opens up that floodgate then the Senate will now have means to get rid of Elon as well

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u/ThePoob 6h ago

Why does he gotta be so edgy... speaks like a 14 year old who watches too much death note

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u/dazedan_confused 7h ago

Damn, that's some tactical gooning

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u/SlowPokeInTexas 7h ago

Didn't he originally overstay a student visa? Is ICE raiding his home and trying to deport him based on procedure?

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u/45_regard_47 7h ago

Hope they hang his ass out to dry for treason 

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u/Trylldom 6h ago

"Live by the sword, die by the sword" the cringiest person on earth strikes again.

Of all the stupid things he has done, nothing compares to when he got caught having someone play for him while claiming he was the best Diablo 4 player in the world.

There is ZERO recovery from that one.

Cringe on edgelord.

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u/Cute_Owl1150 6h ago

He is a dangerous illegal immigrant from South Africa. Deport him!

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u/ForrestMoth 6h ago

Dude genuinely believes he's an anime protagonist in real life

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u/Dry-Clock-1470 5h ago

Paying women to be incubators, fleeing mandatory service, ketamine addicted nepo baby, who also pays people to play video games for him... Thinks he can intimidate people? So tough. And so innocent he can't face an aristocrat investigation?

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u/MeatwadGetTheHoneysG 5h ago

Clown behavior. “Live by the sword, die by the sword” what an edgelord.

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 5h ago

He's like the worst real world version of Lex Luthor I've ever seen.

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u/LadyRei_ 5h ago

Elmo is a retard.

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u/JellyfishPopular7648 4h ago

Got Evil Tony Stark before the Doomsday movie.

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u/Psychological_Help53 4h ago

They gave this power to a zooted man baby.

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u/Hefty-Comparison-801 4h ago

Here's the mandatory reminder on every Elon post I see.