r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 8h ago

Chugging tea Elon Musk threatens Congress

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u/ITSA-GONGSHOW 7h ago

I'd love to see Elon Musk in a fight. I think it would dramatically change people's opinion once they see how pelathetic he and other's like him are. Pathetic, greedy, weak, anti social... All the things we abhorr in an open and free society.

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u/SvenBubbleman 7h ago

Remember when he challenged Zuck to a fight and his mom wouldn't let him? If not, google it.

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u/gimmedatjelly 6h ago

Didn't the Zuck actually agree to throw down with him and that's when Elon backed out?

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u/SvenBubbleman 6h ago

Yeah. Zuck does MMA and wouldve cleaned the floor with Musk.

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u/SimpleJackieChan 6h ago

And then we found out it was Elon and not his mom

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u/Frosty_Leading6756 6h ago

Elon pretending to be his mom? That’s hilarious if true.

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u/Big_Device4502 2h ago

Elon schizo posts on several fake accounts and pretends to be both of his parents, it’s super fucking weird.

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u/ImpluseThrowAway 4h ago

Not the first time he would have used a sockpuppet

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u/noeyesfiend 1h ago

He accidentally posted the same thing on both his account and 2 minutes later his mom's account, same pic and text. He's done it multiple times including on a fangirl account

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u/Vivid_Mortgage_4420 5h ago

Zuck with his newly downloaded haircut and human interests

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u/New-Pollution2005 5h ago

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who remembers this!

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u/MurkyPotato3434 7h ago

You took that serious?

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u/SvenBubbleman 6h ago

Well they didn't end up fighting, did they?

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 7h ago

Ill fight him. Free 99

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u/Own-Swan2646 7h ago

I would put $100 on you. I believe in you Impressive_Ad3571

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u/Impressive_Ad3571 7h ago

Piece of cake

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u/SvenBubbleman 5h ago

His mom won't let him.

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u/symb015X 7h ago

Built like a cybertruck, fold like aluminum. Though to be faaaaaiiiirrrr, I’m sure he’d hire a staff of nutritionists and trainers and drugs to get him in the best possible relative shape for said fight, then wage unimaginable psychological warfare on his opponent the night before the fight…

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u/Dense_Gate_5193 6h ago

although, to be faaaaaaiiiir, he has the money and resources to do it now and won’t. why? because people like him has such an inflated sense of self that they literally cannot imagine themselves being disgusting regardless of what they objectively look like. it’s severe malignant narcissism.

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u/oneangrywaiter 6h ago

You mean to tell me that ketamine isn’t performance enhancing?

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u/Prismatic_Leviathan 6h ago

People with the discipline to do that don't get ab implants.

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u/Banzyni 4h ago

End of the laneway, don't come up the property

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u/BigDaddyUKW 6h ago

Since someone beat me to the "TBF" gif...this one works as well.

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u/Tommybahamas_leftnut 4h ago

you can have the best trainers and nutritionists that money can buy but if you arnt willing to actually put the work in you won't get the results you desire. Elon strikes me more the type not to actually work hard at something and more the type to throw money at the problem and hope the problem goes away.

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u/Forward-Tomatillo-22 6h ago

Give yer balls a tug.

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u/Ironsight85 7h ago

As a competitive shooter and sword fighter, I volunteer to champion for the courts.

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u/Quick-Amoeba-1389 7h ago

i dont know about that stuff but i hit people

pick me

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u/Carrera_996 49m ago

56 year old former auto mechanic. Let me take this one. Keep it fair, as I'm his age. Not that it would be even a little bit fair.

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u/BigDaddyUKW 6h ago

Get him!

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u/Iheartstreaking 7h ago

competitive sword fighter, lmao

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u/ITSA-GONGSHOW 6h ago

Why are mocking someone's hobby?

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u/Ironsight85 5h ago

Hey, you stuck up for me! Thanks! I agree with him though, spending effort on sword fighting these days is hilariously useless... If I just defeat Elon Musk in a duel, it will all have been worth it...

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u/tarfoo 7h ago

Look, with his build all you have to do is make him flinch and his top half will do the rest of the work.
He’s a reverse bowling pin standing on wobbly toothpicks.

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u/ITSA-GONGSHOW 6h ago

Can you imagine the devastating leg kicks....?

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u/Afraid_Manner_4353 5h ago

That's not remotely what's going on here. 2 weeks before the mid-terms he is vaguely, but very seriously threatening an entire Political party...this should be concerning to every person who care about Democracy.

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u/braxtel 6h ago

You can't mean the same people that portray Trump as Rambo?

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u/iontucky 7h ago

His mom won't let him fight.

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u/Totally-Human-Red 7h ago

It's actually him pretending to be hi his own mother , which is even more sad 

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u/BusterOfCherry 7h ago

He would be fighting his BP

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u/DCHammer69 7h ago

I'd like to take all of these MAGA goofs and arrange an MMA round robin PPV.

Can you imagine the volume and quality of clips we could produce for a never ending humilation campaign?

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u/hunterwaterford 6h ago

Didn't he weasel out of a mma fight with Zuck? Dudes a wus

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u/Ultimas134 7h ago

I volunteer as tribute.

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u/Medium-Sheeple-7085 7h ago

I dream about him and Trump giving off Homelander death scene vibes.

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u/BarnabasShrexx 7h ago

You just going to make sure you hit him under his front mounted carapace, that's the weak spot

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u/NjxNaDxb 6h ago

His mom doesn't allow him.

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u/Wild_Struggle_4767 6h ago

You do know his idea of a fight is to pay people to take care of it for him

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u/alienalf1 6h ago

This is the truth.

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u/captain_obliviousish 6h ago

Idk, we all saw Dave Portnoy running and people still listen to him

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u/Urabraska- 6h ago

I expect the homelander ending. On his knees crying like a little bitch offering to eat shit so long as he stays out of prison.

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u/PoopingSauce 5h ago

Like a fat Mr. Burns.

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u/iRegretsEverything 5h ago

This nerd is talking about sword fights, probably with his gay lover.

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u/GlueSniffingEnabler 4h ago

Catching strays here, nothing wrong with being anti- social

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u/Loud-Scarcity6213 4h ago

Smashing gear and juice but not actually working out so you just end up with the Felonious Gru build is insane work from a billionaire 

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u/thinkB4WeSpeak 7h ago

Wasn't he supposed to fight Bezo?

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u/big-mo 7h ago

I thought it was Zuck. And he would have gotten beat down by the lizard robot man

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u/AMTravelsAlone 7h ago

It was zuck but once muck learned that zuck has been in judo for 20 years he came up with some dumb excuse and pivoted to rigging voting machines.

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u/Tipnfloe 7h ago

His mom didnt allow it. No actually that was the excuse at the time

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u/pseudymous 7h ago

If they've seen this and didn't change their opinions, I'm pretty sure they'll just say the opponent cheated or he has autism.

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u/abcdefghjiklmnopqr 6h ago

That's not a real photo btw

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u/pseudymous 6h ago

I know. It's hyperbole but it's not that far off

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u/CommercialDonkey9468 6h ago

We already think he's pathetic