r/SipsTea • • 8h ago

Chugging tea Elon Musk threatens Congress

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u/symb015X 7h ago

Built like a cybertruck, fold like aluminum. Though to be faaaaaiiiirrrr, I’m sure he’d hire a staff of nutritionists and trainers and drugs to get him in the best possible relative shape for said fight, then wage unimaginable psychological warfare on his opponent the night before the fight…

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u/Dense_Gate_5193 6h ago

although, to be faaaaaaiiiir, he has the money and resources to do it now and won’t. why? because people like him has such an inflated sense of self that they literally cannot imagine themselves being disgusting regardless of what they objectively look like. it’s severe malignant narcissism.

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u/oneangrywaiter 6h ago

You mean to tell me that ketamine isn’t performance enhancing?

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u/Prismatic_Leviathan 6h ago

People with the discipline to do that don't get ab implants.

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u/Banzyni 4h ago

End of the laneway, don't come up the property

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u/BigDaddyUKW 6h ago

Since someone beat me to the "TBF" gif...this one works as well.

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u/Tommybahamas_leftnut 4h ago

you can have the best trainers and nutritionists that money can buy but if you arnt willing to actually put the work in you won't get the results you desire. Elon strikes me more the type not to actually work hard at something and more the type to throw money at the problem and hope the problem goes away.

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u/Forward-Tomatillo-22 6h ago

Give yer balls a tug.