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The one on the left is Callista Gingrich, third wife of Newt (yes, that ghoul is still alive).
She and Newt had an affair while he was still married to Wife No. 2, Marianne, and while he was leading the impeachment of Clinton for ... *checks notes* ... lying about having an affair.
I feel like surgeons have convinced tons of clients that "sure it looks too tight and overdone *now* but it'll eventually settle and *that's* the payoff!" 💀
To be somewhat fair, Callista has looked like that for the past 25 years. She locked on a look and has not changed an inch of it in forever. This picture is from 2011:
The difference is that Edgar a comically exaggerated skin stealing alien in a comic book movie about aliens living amongst us is a more convincing human that those melted doll's in the Trump Monster parade.
aliens would at least run the paperwork right my crew cant even order lunch without three guys getting the wrong sandwich government being incompetent tracks either way
Now that’s an interesting premise. Pushing us towards 96% CO2 atmosphere and daytime temperatures of 450 C would be exactly what the Venousians would want. They use the Republican puppets to resist all legislation that would prevent that. Makes sense now.
How can anyone look at themselves like that and think "Yup, I look fine."
They honestly don't even look human anymore. Just get old. We all get old. You definitely aren't fooling anybody looking like you're wearing someone else's face.
It's fun to talk about conspiracy theories but for me it's much more scary to see humans being this distorted and disconnected from reality that they see this look as beautiful. Also the kind of people that chose or let this kind of people to get most powerful positions in their country. Therein lies the real horror...
It may be apocryphal but I heard men started wearing the bottom button of their jackets unbuttoned because Henry VIII was so fat that he couldn’t get his closed over his stomach and men around followed suit so he wouldn’t be singled out and embarrassed.
I often wonder if the people who maim their faces like that truly like the look, accidentally go too far, or are just doing it to fit in with everyone around them looking like Pennywise disguising himself but his heart’s not in it.
Edit: I’ve been corrected that it wasn’t Henry VIII, but Edward VII.
It's people with ageing faces getting plastic surgery and using makeup to try and look more youthful because they think that is at least better than how they looked before. It's more a reflection on how we treat old/ugly people and what people are willing to do to avoid that treatment/perception.
I was arguing against the idea that people 'see this look as beautiful' and pointing out it's an attempt to look beautiful. I didn't say they looked good.
Obviously they have different beauty standards than the human race. (I was going to say "rest of the human race" but they're obviously in some other race).
Do you think when they meet they're all "OMG! You look amazing! It's like how much more lopsided can your eyes be? I'm so jealous!" And they mean it.
Hahahahaha! "I met that straight eyed, human looking bitch for lunch yesterday." And her friend "Shuushh, don't say mean things about her. Her husband is very rich."
"Did you see that Dell bitch at the Whitehouse? I mean, say what you like about her, that was impressive. Did you see her body movement? I can't do that, can you? I look human when I try to move like that. And those robot lizard eyes? Divine! How does she do it?"
Yeah, the lizard people's skin masks are getting pretty obvious. They must've switched to the cheap Chinese knockoffs because the Swedish skin masks were too expensive to import with the new tariffs.
On my first day of first grade, I crossed paths in the school hallway with a girl who had severely deformed facial features. I had never seen anything like that, in my life and instinctively my reaction was to laugh at her. For obvious reasons, this interaction caught up with me and teachers addressed me and informed me how inappropriate it is to laugh at someone who has a physical deformity that they can't control. Of course, they were 100% correct. These are people and they have feelings and it's not okay to hurt their feelings like that. I've held onto that ethos my entire life. Only now, I've made an exception for people who intentionally make their face deformed due to extreme vanity. I think everyone should routinely laugh at them.
Great, we’re firmly into the public servants main goal is to look like an important policy maker (which has developed this insane copy the kings taste type aesthetic), above being an actual important policy maker. The more the delusion is accepted the bigger the future implosion grows.
sometimes cosmetic procedures along with too much or bad makeup bring people into uncanny valley territory. I dont want to be mean, but it makes me reconsider the possibility of getting work done when I get older. Cher has always looked great and Demi Moore does too but seeing a lot of work done where people looked better before lately.
Lady on the left looks exactly like a mask, and the one on the right gives "imperfect imposter" vibes like some entity from a horror movie. The head-to-body ratio is all off with her, along with an absence of emotion
There is another one with a super long neck and what appeared to be a slightly elongated skull hiding under her poof of fake blond hair too.
I'm not kidding, check out the side view at the beginning of this clip, her head is way bigger than the guy's, and you can see the part in her hair so it's not like a bufont hairdo creating the effect.
Something is wrong with the body of the thing on the right. I mean, it's sort of fake and non human looking. In addition to the face, I mean. Bunch of fucking freaks.
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