r/SipsTea • u/untitledprp4 • 9h ago

Wait a damn minute! The simulation is crashing.

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u/epicredditdude1 8h ago

I do like the idea of an alien infiltration of our government but they’re hilariously incompetent and wear completely unconvincing disguises.

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u/0202_tihssitidder 7h ago

Bonus: The one on the left looks like John McCain's widow, but she is not.

The aliens are actually recycling old skins/models.

It is legit fucked up. We demand unique skins.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 6h ago

The one on the left is Callista Gingrich, third wife of Newt (yes, that ghoul is still alive).

She and Newt had an affair while he was still married to Wife No. 2, Marianne, and while he was leading the impeachment of Clinton for ... *checks notes* ... lying about having an affair.

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u/anon-mally 5h ago

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u/anomanderrake1337 4h ago

That's just sad man. I always think the somewhat smarter people are beyond this but they are susceptible as well.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 3h ago

I feel like surgeons have convinced tons of clients that "sure it looks too tight and overdone *now* but it'll eventually settle and *that's* the payoff!" 💀

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u/greeninsight1 1h ago

Looks like Bradley is working hard to join Thunderbirds.

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u/throwawayshirt2 5h ago

A SIX YEAR AFFAIR, WHILE HE WAS HER BOSS. And don't forget wife #2 was fighting multiple sclerosis while Newt stepped out on her.

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 3h ago

Newt's such a romantic, both times he's been divorced he was able to find love again literally within the calendar year. 🖤

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2h ago

Newt is a fat tub of shit. Women be chasing that bag!

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u/Jealous-Cupcake1557 1h ago

To be somewhat fair, Callista has looked like that for the past 25 years. She locked on a look and has not changed an inch of it in forever. This picture is from 2011:

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u/NomNom83WasTaken 1h ago

Her hair has ~always~ freaked me out.

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u/Ambitious-Nebula1445 3h ago

THOSE ARE PEOPLE!!