r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 13h ago

SMH Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff to Vladimir Putin today: “You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that. I commend you.”

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u/enunymous 12h ago

What's the point of being super wealthy if you choose to also be a bootlicker

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u/nonoanddefinitelyno 12h ago

In what way is Putin a humanitarian anyway? I really don't understand the thought process there.

I mean, I know he's not, but there has to be some mental gymnastics going on here where you can justify saying that without imploding. I'm baffled. It's like me telling my dog that she's a great little accountant. It makes no sense.

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u/No_Inside281 12h ago

Trump and Putin are both egomaniacs, the only way to talk to them is to endlessly give them compliments and try to somehow still get your point across. I am not saying that is what this grifter is doing, but that is the way you talk to these people. They are incapable of accepting criticism, or responsibility, or not shitting their pants in public, at least one of them.

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u/men_in_the_rigging 6h ago

Trump told him to say that because he's scared shitless Vladimir will out him as a pedo

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u/reditding 12h ago edited 10h ago

Their justification for calling Putin "a humanitarian" is because he hasn’t (yet) released any of the ‘inconvenient truths’ he’s holding up his slave sleeve.

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u/Joint-Attention 12h ago

In the same way that Thanos is.

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u/Naughty-Stepper 11h ago

Please daddy putin, sell me some diesel, I did an oopsie! I managed to destabilise global supply, driving up profits and now I don’t have enough to keep the plebs happy before midterms.

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u/AlfalfaUnable1629 8h ago

And in return they disabled starlink because Ukraine has been fucking them up using it. It’s so disgusting

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u/Satisfaction3934 12h ago edited 12h ago

Didnt you hear? Hes saving the children by stealing them from "evil" Ukrainians. 

Kinda like the first "lady" saying she keeps doing humanitarian work reuniting Russian childrens.

More propaganda for the dumbest of the dumb, with a b did you know that btw?

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u/DisorderedArray 12h ago

Well, he's helping the humans*, and punishing the sub-humans**.

* International fascist oligarchs
** Us

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u/Binary_Whispers 12h ago

Because we are suppose to ignore what we see with our eyes and only listen to what we are told.

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u/cameheretosaythis213 12h ago

It makes much more sense when you consider these are evil people. Not mental gymnastics, they are simply evil men bent on wrecking the world for their personal gains.

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u/Jpjaaan 12h ago

These sick dictators think they are god's gift for mankind. But still they need people to tell them that out loud otherwise it doesn't count. Doesn't matter if you're paying them or it's with a gun to their head. It's the truth now and you are content. It's exactly the same with Trump wanting the Nobel peace price.

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u/MaximusMansteel 12h ago

Getting super duper wealthy!

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u/KeepShtumMum 12h ago

And avoiding prison for, ya know, rape, war crimes, embezzlement, bribery, murder. The usual stuff.

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u/apple_kicks 10h ago

They want to be oligarchs like Russian ones

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u/DexM23 12h ago

Gotto get lick some boots if you want to profit from the guy wearing em

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u/darkoblivion000 12h ago

Step 1. Suck up to the man
Step 2. Suck off the man
Step 3. Profit
Step 4. Keep sucking off the man

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u/Strict-Square456 12h ago

Exactly; no self respect is a prerequisite

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u/yIdontunderstand 12h ago

To get more wealth...

Remember it's never enough for these freaks.

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u/CupMassive2331 12h ago

more money. The thing of "enough" money doesn't exist in this world.

If you really think otherwise, explain any of this.

MORE MONEY.

The answer is always.

MORE MONEY.

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u/eepos96 12h ago

Money.

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u/Kareeliand 12h ago

That they are personally super wealthy.
That their children can buy islands and protect themselves from the masses, when all the systems erode, because you absolutely robbed the country blind while in power. Maybe. Maybe how they find the will to go on, is by completely ignoring the responsibility of government, to just secure themselves and the ones in the immediate vicinity, that give immediate gratification. Maybe. I’m not saying this is what they are doing, it just one of many possibilities.

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u/Mindless-Peak-1687 11h ago

Do Witkoff swallow? How deep could he go on that microphone?

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u/ObjectivePretend6755 11h ago

I'm beginning to think it is much more than simple bootlicking, why don't they just suck russian d^ck on camera.

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u/cute_polarbear 11h ago

there's a saying somewhere..those with wealth, seek for power...