r/Millennials • u/K33P4D • Sep 13 '26

Meme Forever 31

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u/Electronic_Elk8293 Sep 13 '26

" I might be bisexual, but it's a little too late" that being said with the straight face and grayscale killed me 🤣

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u/thicc_stigmata Sep 13 '26

I feel very called out

Though apparently wild shit goes down in retirement homes, so maybe there's still hope. When a job isn't sapping all my libido.

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u/PossumCock Sep 13 '26

Retirement home? In this economy?!

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u/Ethos_Logos Sep 13 '26

No, no, you misunderstand- retirement homes are totally free to visit. 

You can find many new friends, if only for an afternoon.

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u/SophieCalle Sep 13 '26

FOR NOW. Everything will be a subscription fee soon enough.

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u/Fairway_Frank Sep 13 '26

Aw, you made it kinda sweet.

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u/Ethos_Logos Sep 13 '26

Sorry to disappoint ya Frank, but this is the internet. I was referencing how you could simply walk up, sign the guest book, and do the horizontal shuffle with a willing partner easily enough. 

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u/Fairway_Frank Sep 13 '26

Maybe I think bangin oldies is sweet