r/mildlyinfuriating • • 3h ago

I just wanted a hot dog My new reality

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I have IBS and therefore have to severly limit my diet. Mind you half the stuff on this list is food I really enjoy eating, or is virtually included in everything 🙃 the universe said you WILL eat that boiled chicken and rice and you WILL LIKE IT

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u/TankApprehensive3053 3h ago

Water is on the menu. It's the only thing on the menu now.

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u/Reasonable--Care 2h ago

And air for dessert!

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u/ManSharkBear 1h ago

Sniff the mints on the way out of the restaurant if you're feeling extra fancy