r/funny • Gone Into Rapture • 12h ago

Everyone Has a Toxic Trait

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u/barsknos 12h ago

The site actually exists and has copyright 2001. Fun.

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u/goneintorapture Gone Into Rapture 12h ago

Thank you for visiting. If anyone else has been affected by the issues raised in this video please visit: www.stopnickelbackhate.com

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u/l2aiko 12h ago

Damn I just realized I have all 4 toxic traits in this video so I must be a horrible person

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u/goneintorapture Gone Into Rapture 12h ago

Don't be so hard on yourself. I find having serrated teeth paired with a toxic venom gland fascinating and quite endearing!

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u/l2aiko 9h ago

Thanks, I am going through therapy to see if I can slowly become a better version of myself. Nickelback has some bangers that are hard to drop.

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u/-maffu- 12h ago

You're venomous??

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u/throwawayifyoureugly 11h ago

Wait...are you not?

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u/abe5765 9h ago

I thought we were supposed to grow out of it during puberty

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u/l2aiko 9h ago

Nickelback would do that to you...

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u/Niborus_Rex 12h ago

I have all of these traits except for the hemotoxin. Guess that's why I'm single.

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u/sopedound 12h ago

Ive never understood it tbh. Nickleback has some bangers

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u/scranston 12h ago

There’s some great videos analyzing why hating Nickleback became such a big thing. But they’ve said that the hate has actually allowed them to endure whereas their contemporaries have all faded away.

If I recall correctly it boiled down to many acts at the time were “above” commercial concerns and Nickleback was openly revelling in the money.

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u/just_a_teacup 11h ago

Nobody wants to admit that we all just wanna be big rock stars, and live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars

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u/ChilledParadox 6h ago

I’d take being able I simply afford the base necessities actually, 15 cars gives me anxiety. Id simply like to eat whatever I want and buy insulin when I need.

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u/CooperRAGE 5h ago

I hate that fucking song. I like other songs (silver side up was a cd i owned) but I fucking hate that song.

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u/somewhat_random 2h ago

I admit I want to be like Chad Kroeger (of Nickleback) and have an indoor ice rink in my basement to play hockey.

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u/Dempseylicious23 12h ago

  But they’ve said that the hate has actually allowed them to endure whereas their contemporaries have all faded away.

While I don’t doubt the hate has helped Nickelback ultimately, is it really true that no other act from the late 90’s / early 00’s has stuck around?

Foo Fighters? Jack White? Blink-182? Just to name a few off the top of my head.

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u/Crabapple_Snaps 12h ago

Personally I grew to hate them, because the radio station I listened to at the time over played them. It was just too much. Creed was in the same category, and they both sounded so similar to me that it made it that much worse.

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u/Simba7 9h ago

I called that genre "Creed-likes" in high school.

Seether, Staind, Puddle of Mud, Nickleback (and many more (like Hinder, eugh)) were all basically the same band. A bunch of pretty popular bands all around the same time, but Nickleback was the biggest.

Then there were a bunch of other bands that sounded pretty similar. Foo Fighters, Fuel, Breaking Benjamin, etc. Not Creed-likes but similar enough that it oversaturated the genre.

And since Nickleback was the most overplayed, they got the most hate.

It helps that the "Look at this photograph." got memed on so hard.

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u/avantgardengnome 8h ago

The term that has since coalesced for this subgenre is “butt rock” lol.

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u/WickedBrute 32m ago

It isn't. I had a whole conversation of this at work with some coworkers younger and older than myself and we figured out that everyone's definition of buttrock was vastly different. It was fun. 

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u/avantgardengnome 25m ago

I would put every band mentioned in the comment I replied to except Foo Fighters firmly in the butt rock category. (Foo Fighters are as quintessentially just “alternative rock” as anyone I can think of atm, gun to my head I guess they’re sort of a flavor of pop punk but that doesn’t feel right to say lol).

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u/I_hate_all_of_ewe 7h ago

I think the genre is "post-grunge"

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u/breakfastburrito24 2h ago

Whoa Seether I think does not belong in that category

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u/tophmcmasterson 11h ago

For me it was that fucking counting crows song with the parking lot about did me in during high school.

I remember in like a CAD class I had first thing in the morning, the teacher always played the same station, and that song would come on every day like clockwork while I was still groggy. Was like torture by the end of the semester.

I don’t know what it was but something about that time it was just like there were so many bands just doing the same basic shit with songs that had like no dynamics at all.

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u/hiimsubclavian 11h ago

Yup. The memes piled on later, but I think what initially sparked the nickleback hate was just that their few hits were way overplayed.

Maybe 20% of people like them, but the other 80% can't escape them.

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u/SeeShark 8h ago

I think you're projecting the internet's memes onto humanity. Nickelback is clearly popular despite (or, according to them, partially due to) all the online hate.

Time Of Your Life is the most overplayed song in history, and nobody hates Green Day because of it. Frankly, most people who were annoyed by the song still like it if it's infrequent.

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u/sleepydon 5h ago

No this was back whenever most peoples access to music was radio. The band's producer was also the person at iHeart that curated the radio playlists. iHeart had recently bought out 90% of the nation's radio stations. So one guy got to pick what songs were in rotation. He heavily put Nickleback in there because every time one of their songs played. he received an airplay royalty. If it sounds like their's a conflict of interest going on there, that's because there is.

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u/Hrmerder 11h ago

Couldn't have said it better. Both Nickelback and Creed followed the same generic corporate meeting on a white board showing 'medium-long haired tall white male singer' + 'slightly grovely voice that can hit some average highs' + 'they will play generic song themes we want them to play' = 'music we can sell to 13 year olds'

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u/SeeShark 8h ago

There are plenty of bands far more generic. Nickelback actually has more interesting songs on their albums, but the radio stations never seemed interested, which is kind of sad.

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u/zer1223 11h ago

Creed reformed after dumping Scott stapp and forms alter bridge with Myles Kennedy. still putting out albums to this day and are way better

That band's songs Blackbird and broken wings I think are way better than anything Creed ever put out. I think Crete is aggressively overrated

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u/GOTHAMKNlGHT 2h ago

From my understanding this is why most people dislike Pop music. I remember working at a bank in like 2013, and they had the local radio station running all day. This was in a small town, so small selection of stations too.

It was the first time I head Roar by Katy Perry. I thought it was...fine. A decent bop.

Within a week I wanted nothing more than to smash that tiny portable radio to bits. At least once an hour, probably like 3 during their "ad free lunch hour" or whatever.

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u/baphomet1A4 12h ago

A lot of people dont like them because they were really overplayed for a long time

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u/Historicmetal 11h ago edited 11h ago

They just sound so bland to me. Maybe because I associate them with department stores and working in the gas station. Those songs were just everywhere and they still make me weirdly nauseous.

Seems like it’s no longer cool to be on the nickleback hate wagon. But I’m gonna stick it out

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u/zer1223 10h ago

That's how I feel about Mariah Carey Christmas songs 

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u/tophmcmasterson 11h ago

Yeah, I always describe them as being aggressively mediocre. You would hear them all the time but it never made me feel anything but bored.

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u/goneintorapture Gone Into Rapture 12h ago

They were really good! Massively successful, the hatred just became a meme as they were ubiquitous for a period in 2001-2003.

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u/Illustrious-Ratio-47 12h ago

Absolutely!
Sideways glance
They are so great!!

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u/yuumai 12h ago

Blink twice if Nickelback is in the room with you.

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u/goneintorapture Gone Into Rapture 12h ago

Agreed!

Gun presses harder into back

They are incredible!

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u/fnordal 12h ago

They are probably the best rock band in history!

(Chad Kroeger, whispering): "now don't overdo it"

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u/Diz7 8h ago

Why are you blinking like that? Is that Morse code?

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u/mrsirsouth 12h ago

Look at this graph.....................

Once that meme came out, it was a wave of "Nickelback dumb" at least from my perspective.

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u/SuperRonnie2 9h ago

I’m assuming you guys are going? and probably American?

In Canada (a part too close to my home for comfort), where they’re from, they have been widely hated since they first blew up. Definitely since the Toby Spiderman days anyway. Chad sucks.

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u/CooperRAGE 4h ago

When I worked in Alberta, one of the guys I worked with had a nickleback feud. My hometown starts with an H and could potentially sound like Hannah, or be confused with it.

He would say (my hometown) isnt that where Nickelback is from? I would say No, thats Hannah, from your province. They're yours.

Thus we were constantly trying to blame each other for nickelback

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u/SuperRonnie2 4h ago

Love it. Nickleback is among the most Alberta things in BC. The most obvious one is Kelowna.

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u/mrsirsouth 8h ago

Canadian rock band Nickelback has sold over 3 million albums in Canada, as part of their 50 million-plus records sold worldwide. Their breakout album Silver Side Up remains their highest-selling domestic release in Canada

Nah, you and the people you hung out with didn't like them.

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u/SuperRonnie2 5h ago

Well, the population of Alberta is just over 5 million. Throw in the Fraser Valley and Sunnyvale Trailer Park and that explains it.

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u/Joeybfast 12h ago

Okay Chad we get it .

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u/tacrotacro 9h ago

Nickelback is butt rock

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u/Hugh_G_Reckshen 9h ago

My butt smells good, I don’t see the problem

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u/JViz 11h ago edited 11h ago

It started because a few of their singles sounded the similar, and then people started to realized a lot of their songs sounded the same, even on of the same album.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHPj5YokEOY

They abused the 4 chord songs (Pachelbel's Canon) which became well known due to Axis of Awesome. In other words, all of their singles use the same 4 chord progression as other popular songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pidokakU4I

The rest is bandwagoning.

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u/SeeShark 8h ago

Pachelbel's Canon is entirely different from the 4-chord song. It's actually an 8-chord progression.

Axis of Awesome 4 chords: I V vi IV

Pachelbel's Canon: I V vi iii IV I IV V

(Also, Nickelback are not even a notable offender, as you can see from the Axis of Awesome song. Pop punk was lousy with 4-chord bands.)

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u/JViz 7h ago

This is what I was regurgitating with the comment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM

The idea that songs were getting recycled came into the public consciousness around ~2005 - 2010. In my memory the Axis of Awesome video got merged with the Pachelbel's Canon rant and Nickleback was abusing it at a time when public backlash to this was at an all time high.

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u/SeeShark 7h ago

The frustrating thing (to me specifically lol) is that there are a bunch of songs in their discography that aren't that. I think Blink-182 are probably bigger offenders. But the radio only played Nickelback's most generic, marketable songs, which really contributed to this backlash.

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u/PeenFifteen 12h ago

They’re all good musicians, but Chad writes some of the cringiest lyrics. They are the first band I think of when someone mentions Butt Rock. Watch a video of them playing live, though, and you’ll realize they’re very tight musically. Chad can shred, and their drummer lays down some of the tastiest beats.

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u/kymri 5h ago

The thing a lot of folks don't like to admit about rock music is that -- just like many other genres -- sometimes the lyrics aren't that important, they're just more texture. The vocals are another instrument.

Everyone knows the Beatles were great and unfathomably influential and wrote some great songs, but there's also their early pop stuff (I Wanna Hold Your Hand, Hard Day's Night and so on) as well as entire sections of Hey, Jude that are just 'na na na'.

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u/BritishEric 4h ago

Hey Jude is about 7 minutes long. Roughly the first half are the verses and what I’d consider the main melody. The entire rest of it is “na na na nanana na. Nanana na. hey Jude.”

It’s a good song but definitely could stand to shave a couple minutes off

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u/Cainfaer 11h ago

It was less about the music and the (I guess) toxicity and drama surrounding the actual people of the band. Not entirely sure what they did (I asked my parents, and I don't remember specifics, and I was like 5 when it happened), but it caused a lot of backlash and people have hated them since then

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u/beelzeboozer 10h ago

It's rock music for people to think bananas are spicy.

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u/pattperin 10h ago

They had some unreal stuff early on, but later they made just some shitty radio rock and called it a day. Early Nickelback is actually fucking awesome imo and I’ve seen them live twice, they put on a hell of a show

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u/Ghostronic 10h ago

We can entirely blame Brian Posehn for all the Nickelback hate reaching the mainstream

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u/HF484 4h ago

How You Remind Me, San Quentin, Savin' Me, Someday, and I'd Come For You are all underrated songs

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u/EmweDK 4h ago

blink twice if you're being held hostage to say this

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u/Gnarlemance 3h ago

Band members, and not to mention the roadies they travel with are gross assholes lol. I hung out on their tour bus with an ex partner whose relative was a tech for them.

They got some good songs, but I don’t really care for them after that experience especially lol

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u/spartanEZE 12h ago

I've been genuinely loving Nickelback since their first album. Truly never understood why they got the hate from everyone. Even some of my best friends would comment or ask about it and i never had an answer. I guess maybe this video sorta captured the idea though. Some people just want to hate mainstream and popular stuff just cause. Well not this guy. 😁😁

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u/read9it 12h ago

Past couple months I've been jamming nickleback. Animals, saving me, next contestant, if everyone cared, feelin way too damn good. All are bangers.

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u/GerardWayAndDMT 12h ago

Anytime a rich person writes a song about how much they hate their miserable life, I don’t vibe with it. I know they were trying to get the average working person to relate to the song but still. That’s like a guy with arms telling a guy with no arms how horrible it is to have arms. Or.. something like that.

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u/gofishx 12h ago

Its just kinda fun. I dont actually hate them. I dont particularly like them, either, but their songs can be catchy and hit hard in the right moment. Bt without the memes, nobody would laugh when I go "rookathisfotagraf, eridimiduitmaekameraff"

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u/klaq 11h ago

basically, they stole the grunge sound(especially Nirvana) and turned it into typical love songs and 80s style hard rock which is antithetical to what grunge was originally.

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u/contra_band 11h ago

There have been videos overlapping their songs and they have the exact same formula, layout, and cadence. I don't doubt they write music that people enjoy - i just know that I don't enjoy the soulless, repetitive qualities of their catalog

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u/tophmcmasterson 11h ago

I want to say I was in high school around their peak, and I think the best way I can describe it was that they were just so overplayed and like aggressively mediocre.

And I think there’s something about the guys voice that just makes the songs so even more samey. It just like makes me feel nothing, and that ends up being grating when you hear it over and over. To me it’s just like an example of music that most people find inoffensive, but at the same time nobody really likes it that much.

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u/davewave3283 11h ago

Yeah a few songs fuckin rock. Much of it is pretty run-of-the-mill though.

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u/KingCodester111 11h ago

Samesies. Not one of my favourites but still got great songs.

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u/ScreamingNinja 12h ago

Its bandwagoning. They arent bad at all, but people HATE them and cant usually even explain why. My friend is like that. He listens to all sorts of rock and metal and stuff but has the biggest hate boner for them. If it was a band like modest mouse, i could understand. Literally one of my favorite moments in time was when modest mouse made an actual good song, and it hit the radio, suddenly they were selling out stadiums and almost immediately disappeared again once people realized lol.

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u/MildUsername 12h ago

NNNNNEVERMADEITASAWISEMAN

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u/goneintorapture Gone Into Rapture 12h ago

CCCCCOULDNTCUTITASAPOORMANSTEALINGGG

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u/Smoke_is_bae 12h ago

fotograf

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u/TMJ_Jack 9h ago

Look at this script

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u/ALinkToThePants 12h ago

I disliked Nickelback before it was cool to hate on them. 

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u/Digester 12h ago

I propose making April 7th (international beaver day) official Reddit Nickelback Day

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u/Legal-Swordfish-1893 8h ago

You had me worried until the last second.

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u/Ok-Wave8206 12h ago

It was funnier when Patton Oswalt said it

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u/Hrmerder 11h ago edited 11h ago

Nickelback get's hate not because they have made some good music because yeah they actually did make (a few) that I have heard, but it's very specifically due to them being the bubble gum band of the 'Post Alternative' music progression AND because the band is played so many times over and over it's akin to Mariah Carey (yeah I know... She is well on her way to thawing). For the youngin's out there, when I say 'bubble gum' it means it's generic everyday crap. Same sounds, same boring things over and over spoon fed to the masses because it sells, not because it's innovative, heart felt, or otherwise.

Some of their biggest hits are just generic themes regurgitated. 'Rockstar' is the most disingenuine version of the 'sellout' to corporate music song ever. I think it was supposed to be pitched as 'I want the lifestyle so of course I'm going to sell my soul to do it'. Wow... Great.. We already know they did. On top of that it was almost like a slap in the face of a song compared to the classics on the matter such as 'devil went down to Georgia', The Rolling Stones - 'Sympathy for the Devil', etc.

'Photograph' wasn't THAT bad of a song? I dunno just wasn't my cup of tea.

'How you Remind Me' was a descent song. I feel like that's the only song I care to listen to by them.

And I am sure there are 'better' (hopefully) songs deep into their records, but... None of their airplay songs make me want to dig deeper.

That doesn't mean Nickelback deserves all the hate they have received, it means they need to innovate.. But also it means that it worked, because well... For a band that should have dropped off the face of the earth in 2010, they didn't. Here we are today talking about them. Hate sells too and this is a good example of it.

I mean.. Let's give a different example. Green Day's Dookie.. Great album. Even if you go back today, everyone knows Welcome to Paradise, Basket Case, and When I come around, but you start listening to this album, and if you already liked these three songs, stuff like 'She', and 'Pulling Teeth' alone could have been their own huge songs for different reasons.

But I think as ages have came before, the masses get sick and tired of hearing the sale old crap regurgitated over and over. That doesn't mean it's bad music, it means we have heard it too many times before and we get the 'uncanny valley' effect of realizing.. It's intentional for sale not because it's great music..

Even now with Rap that has had what... An almost 30+ year domination on the music industry in general is starting to collapse. Nobody cares about the 100000000th song about 'f&&kin' hoes', 'shootin' thugs', showing off money, and people having your back... If I want to listen to that, I'm listening to Nate Dogg & Warren G., Old school Snoop, or Dr Dre, Ice Cube, etc. Who didn't sound like someone who can't rap or sing having a seizure on a microphone that bought a 5 pad Casio drum kit at walmart and now they think they sound good with autotune doing most of the heavy lifting in any chorus situation.

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u/Silent_Aardvark_711 9h ago

Nickelback is Canadian ???

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u/LeGrandLucifer 11h ago

I knew he was being held at gunpoint before I saw it.

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u/piccolosama 11h ago

I just hope Taylor Swift is in the same space 25 years from now.

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u/Sensitive_Emu_9009 11h ago

Fight song always gets me

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u/Tata_Colores 11h ago

I don't answer phone calls made via Whatsapp or any other messaging app.

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u/Kirza94 10h ago

If people don't like Nickelback that's fine, if people like them? Also fine.

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u/ddcrowley22 6h ago

God help me, this just got funnier as it went along.

Also, I heard 'Rockstar' by Nickleback for the first time in years just yesterday. The lyrics are hellaaaa stupid but it's so catchy. I unironically really enjoy that song.

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u/oghancholo 6h ago

Geese IS a GOOD band!

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u/Pantastic_Studios 4h ago

I'll never forget the time my boss told me Nickelback is metal for suburban white people.

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u/monkeybuttsauce 3h ago

It’s ok to be average

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u/Salty-Baby-7256 3h ago

The lyrics to "Figured it Out" did it for me. A gross demeaning song IMO

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u/islanders2013 2h ago

thats a modern day barney rubble right there!

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u/Flat-Razzmatazz-672 12h ago

I don’t know I just don’t like Nickleback🤷‍♂️

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u/Aphex117 12h ago

The first time I've ever heard them I've hated them. So, this is bullshit. They really do suck.

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u/daverosstheboss 12h ago

Yeah they've always had a very underwhelming sound, I've never been a fan. But there is a lot of horrible music out there, and a lot of tone deaf and possibly brain damaged music listeners, even the worst music is gonna be loved by someone!

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u/GimmeUrBrunchMoney 9h ago

I personally find it much more fulfilling to hate Hoobastank. Like they loved Incubus SO MUCH that they went out and made a band sounds like a watered down commercialized version of them, which is sad because Incubus is so lame to begin with.

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u/DeepTakeGuitar 12h ago

First CD I ever bought for myself was All the Right Reasons. While I love most of it, it definitely has some stinkers.

I've hated everything since Dark Horse tho

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u/TheMaStif 12h ago

On the same list:

Big Bang Theory

Friends

Justin Bieber (pre drug abuse)

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u/Conspiratorymadness 11h ago

"No AI was used in this video"

I don't know. You could be lying to me. AI has gotten mildly convincing.

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u/Slevin424 9h ago

The problem with Nickelback was their brand of generic soulless butt rock became the trend. You would change the radio station and instead of listening to Nickelback you’re now listening to Hinder Lips of an Angel. Gross right change it again and now it’s Trapt Headstrong. So on and so forth.

It infested the entire rock genre and killed a lot of good rock.

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 8h ago

I will not be preached to by AI.

And the real proof? A downvote. 

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u/UNHHHStoppable29 8h ago

This hatred must stop. I literally listened to them the other day, and all the Nickletracks were straight bangers one after another. I will not stand for this Nickleslander!

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u/DOOManiac 10h ago

Stop the Nickelback hate?

How the hell did we wind up like this?

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u/Jellicent-Leftovers 12h ago

Nickelback is hated because they cater to KKK/Nazi groups as there main fanbase.

Americans have such a hard time understanding moral choices play a huge part in capatilism and society.

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u/boblancho 12h ago

So their most famous song is about a dude proud to be reminded he's toxic AF

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u/Vazhox 12h ago

Having to say No AI Was Used, means AI was used

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u/goneintorapture Gone Into Rapture 12h ago

Well that's just simply not true. I use my iPad (Adobe Fresco and Toonsquid) and laptop (Adobe Premiere Pro, After Effects) and that’s it. All music, including background music is composed by me in Fender Studio One.

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u/thatsalovelyusername 12h ago

Was that a real Komodo dragon though?

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u/goneintorapture Gone Into Rapture 12h ago

My hyper-realistic drawing style suggests.. Yes!

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u/Showmeyourboobs209 12h ago

Ooh you got moded

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u/BlachEye 12h ago

i believe nickleback was hated because it was forced on all iphones for a while or something like that

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u/thissexypoptart 12h ago

That’s U2

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u/Horehound1 12h ago

*You too?

It's a question get it right.

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u/yuvi3000 12h ago

Wasn't that U2, not Nickelback?

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u/kutmulc 12h ago

No, there was a commercial spammed on Comedy Central about them nonstop