r/funny • • 1d ago

Review: Would not ride again. 0/10

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 1d ago

My wife literally freezes with fear and cannot function if she's walking on anything that's over 10 feet in elevation because her dad told her to buck up and made her ride a roller coaster at 11 years old.

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u/Madismas 1d ago

Omg this is my wife. Wanna go hike the mountain trails in Banff, forget it. Love my wife, hate this fear.

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 1d ago

LOL, coincidentally my wife had a work trip to Banff last year and noped out of team building exercise to walk the glacier/mountain trails.

I give her a lot of credit though as she at least tries to get out of her comfort zone. We recently went on a hike in Brasov, Romania on muntele Tampa (which is really more of a big hill)... she made it about 100 yards on the switchbacks. I literally had to carry her around parts of Machu Picchu years back.

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u/Madismas 1d ago

London tower glass floors had her on the floor beside the glass floor shaking and crying in fear. Muir woods in San Fran had her hugging the trail wall because of a near 10 ft drop at the edge, the trail was a good 20ft wide lol. There's at least a half dozen or so stories like this. Add to the list of questions you need to ask while dating lol.

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u/hickok3 1d ago

I have 0 issues with heights. I have been, and will continue to this week, working on top of a 15ft ladder on a 6 story roof. But the glass floor at the CN tower broke my brain when I was a teen, and my body refused to walk over it. I managed to scoot across the grout lines to take a family photo, but I couldn't get my body to walk over the glass itself despite knowing it was safe.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

Hey, I can't stand balconies. Don't trust those walls and Chinese condos proved me right.

 

It's better than being afraid of electricity or going out. Some people won't leave the house after 7PM.