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Review: Would not ride again. 0/10

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u/eearmenow 1d ago

That’s the girl from Monsters Inc!

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u/Content_Plantain_339 1d ago

I paused the video and randomly clicked the video playback bar.

Every single frame is perfection

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u/enwongeegeefor 1d ago

HAHAHAHA that's fucking great, you are not kidding. Doesn't matter where you click...you get a different amazing face each time.

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u/peejay5440 1d ago

And her friend just loving it.

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u/poptart2nd 1d ago

what does this have to do with what you responded to? are you just karma farming the top comment?

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u/ninjasaid13 1d ago

This amount of fear can power a city for generations.

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u/Tata_Colores 1d ago

Kitteh!

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u/HilariousScreenname 1d ago

Mike Wazowski!

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u/PanicDeus 1d ago

Dora the revolver

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u/Optane_Gaming 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Smith6612 1d ago

Kitty! :D

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u/PM_THE_REAPER 1d ago

She is absolutely going to end up trying to take over Gotham City.

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u/ijustlovebobbybones 1d ago

Award for cuntlord. Never heard it. Prob gonna use it. Thank you.

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u/nj-88 1d ago

Is she having fun or scared shitless?

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u/mrwynd 1d ago

Both. My younger daughter will do exactly this and then ask to ride it again.

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u/palparepa 1d ago

The attractive of this kind of games is that they activate our instinctive danger/fear senses, but our awareness assures that there is no danger.

It's like spicy food. It feels like pain but won't harm. Animals can't understand the difference so won't eat it, but we can.

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u/Mangdarlia 8h ago

"won't harm". Tell that to my gut anytime I eat spicy foods lol

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u/Conjuras21 1d ago

Both are valid

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u/GANDORF57 1d ago

I hope she at least got a remembrance T-shirt out of it: "Scream to Ride. Ride to Scream" or "Ride or Cry".

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

I don't think she would be able to tell either.

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u/corksoaker84 1d ago

I had a similar experience as a kid on those tea cups. Terrifying. I will get on the biggest baddest rollercoasters out there but won't go near anything spinny. Screw that .

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u/Fafnir13 1d ago

Roller coasters are fun.  Spinny stuff makes me very very ill.  I discovered this the first time I took my daughter to their Puyallup a number of years ago.  That minute on the tornado tide was awful.  Didn’t used to get sick like that, but the body and its tolerances change.    

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u/b1tchf1t 1d ago

first time I took my daughter to their Puyallup

Moved outta WA about a decade ago and this brought some nice nostalgia. Say hi to Rainier for me!

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

I don't like my body going through stuff. Probably would have made for a lousy air force pilot. I hate the up and down low gravity motion that makes your stomach tremble.

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u/is-this-now 1d ago

I thought we were going on a nice mellow kids ride. Turns out I was observing riders who did not spin their cup, just floated lazily around. We found the spinner and got it going as fast as we could. I was shocked. Although I think we were laughing hard and luckily hadn’t eaten in a while.

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u/bufordt 1d ago

I always liked to use the spinner to keep the tea cup always pointed in the same direction.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

Oh Jesus the motion sickness. You've unlocked something I didn't know I had.

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u/Bobmiser2000 1d ago

You would think after that adventure in the monster world nothing would scare her anymore.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

You've reminded me of the contraption used to make infinite energy from Flash. Perhaps they're using her as a battery.

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 1d ago

My wife literally freezes with fear and cannot function if she's walking on anything that's over 10 feet in elevation because her dad told her to buck up and made her ride a roller coaster at 11 years old.

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u/Madismas 1d ago

Omg this is my wife. Wanna go hike the mountain trails in Banff, forget it. Love my wife, hate this fear.

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 1d ago

LOL, coincidentally my wife had a work trip to Banff last year and noped out of team building exercise to walk the glacier/mountain trails.

I give her a lot of credit though as she at least tries to get out of her comfort zone. We recently went on a hike in Brasov, Romania on muntele Tampa (which is really more of a big hill)... she made it about 100 yards on the switchbacks. I literally had to carry her around parts of Machu Picchu years back.

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u/Madismas 1d ago

London tower glass floors had her on the floor beside the glass floor shaking and crying in fear. Muir woods in San Fran had her hugging the trail wall because of a near 10 ft drop at the edge, the trail was a good 20ft wide lol. There's at least a half dozen or so stories like this. Add to the list of questions you need to ask while dating lol.

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u/hickok3 1d ago

I have 0 issues with heights. I have been, and will continue to this week, working on top of a 15ft ladder on a 6 story roof. But the glass floor at the CN tower broke my brain when I was a teen, and my body refused to walk over it. I managed to scoot across the grout lines to take a family photo, but I couldn't get my body to walk over the glass itself despite knowing it was safe.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

Hey, I can't stand balconies. Don't trust those walls and Chinese condos proved me right.

 

It's better than being afraid of electricity or going out. Some people won't leave the house after 7PM.

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u/heprer 9h ago

Trauma...

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u/cdoublejj 1d ago

i wonder if they scienced this for a solution, maybe Dr.K GG has some ideas. They understand so many things we didn't before and even know how and why it forms and how it works in the brain.

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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 1d ago

That's ... Honestly kind of pathetic. We have the ability to get over shit, letting something like that completely own and control your life, and then affect others as well? Irresponsible

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u/Aretemc 1d ago

Phobias are irrational fears. You're trying to be rational about something that isn't.

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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 55m ago

No they are not.

They are broken rationality. The brain making an error and trying to protect itself by doing the completely wrong thing. True rationality is the exit out of a phobia

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u/fulthrottlejazzhands 1d ago

That exactly what I thought when I was first dating my wife. I just couldn't understand how someone who has literally no fear in other situations, often to the point of incredulity, is terrified of heights - something that doesn't bother me at all.  Then I realized people have ultra deep-seated psychoses that are nearly impossible to break.

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u/Otherwise_Nobody8148 1d ago

And that makes absolutely zero sense....

And that's ok, everything doesn't have to. But there's a part of me that would almost be angry about that and try to get over it MORE, like fuck that my goal is to skydive now. People are different

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u/Fatalis89 1d ago

Yikes. How judgmental.

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u/DaiZzedandConFuZed 1d ago

Not a 0/10. Those faces tell me it’s an 11/10. Second kid especially. She’s laughing as she screams. They my kids would 100% ask to ride again right after.

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u/everydayasl 1d ago

I love it...I hate it...I love it...I hate it...

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u/KnowledgeIsDangerous 1d ago

Remember, we've had digital filters for longer than we've had AI image generation

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u/Commando_NL 1d ago

Emotional damage.

Wanna go again? Hell yes.

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u/Bobby837 1d ago

She rode it again...

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u/Crafty-Purpose1487 1d ago

It's like that benadryl spongebob meme

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u/chintakoro 1d ago

Given the woeful absence of natural predators and unnamed diseases in this modern age, drastic measures have to be taken to teach children to face and regulate emotions.

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u/Tim_vdB3 1d ago

Agreed, spinning teacups are the worst.

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u/MoobooMagoo 1d ago

Maybe it's just because it's spinning so fast, but this looks AI generated

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u/krucz36 1d ago

me opening my news feed every morning

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u/beardymo 1d ago

This never fails to make me laugh

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 1d ago

Anybody know the music?

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u/finalbellyache 1d ago

Enya - Only Time

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u/Games_sans_frontiers 1d ago

Thank you, friend.

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u/fearful_claw02 18h ago

She’s never coming back for sure

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u/Coletteduvs 1d ago

All emotions in one hahaha lol

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u/Foreign-External3483 1d ago

Don't know weather she is smiling or scared

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u/jmconnel23 1d ago

This is the background story of a Disney villain

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u/devilooo 1d ago

Show us the psycho one spinning this🤣

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u/Jolly-Cat-5411 1d ago

awww the poor bb

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u/LysonsCornerP226 1d ago

What a hilarious little face.

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u/G0NZ0BOY 1d ago

That's how you get lifelong trauma

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u/traPisto 1d ago

sorry for ruining it for you this is most probably AI ... kids don't have this many teeth at this age... 20 top and as I can see Any dentist here who can back me up?

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u/ShustOne 1d ago

This video is extremely old in Internet years. It's not AI.

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u/ImpressionTough2179 1d ago

How in the fuck are you counting teeth on this grainy ass video lmao

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u/Valdrax 1d ago

He can tell it's Photoshopped, because of the pixels.

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u/traPisto 1d ago

yeah that was my other idea that it's from an age where phones had cameras like my 20yrs honda reverse cam...AI really ruined me - I am over sceptic.

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u/Glaring_Cloder 1d ago

better than being over septic I suppose (it's what I read first)

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

Sepsis is the word I would try on wordle if it allowed one more letter.

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u/ImpressionTough2179 1d ago

Yeah you’re inventing reasons for this being AI that don’t make sense.

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u/wretch5150 1d ago

Get this.. they have these things called baby teeth that are in your mouth before the adult teeth. You only have like 8 molars that come in later. So that makes like 24 teeth (12 top, 12 bottom) in their mouths at that age.

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u/ieatpickleswithmilk 1d ago

this video is from 2022 or before, it's been online for ages. touch some grass buddy

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u/Lightcronno 1d ago

You guys are so funny. It’s so clearly not AI.

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u/skylla05 1d ago

This video predates generative AI (at least at this quality) but ok

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u/gettinggraped 1d ago

They don't have 12 teeth

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u/Stolehtreb 1d ago

“Sorry for ruining this for you, but im gonna pretend I know some shit and say this is AI so we can get that much closer to not believing anything anymore”

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u/Mysticedge 21h ago

Harsh... But fair.

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u/iced1777 1d ago

Even if this one's fake, it happens irl all the time. They make those cups look good for little kids but you don't have to spin them all that much to really pick up speed. I still remember the traumatized look on my nieces face first time she went on this ride.

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u/traPisto 1d ago

this is the only ride I NEVER ride... except that one time. I was so freaking off balance after unbelievable. Never again. (and yes I've been on roller coasters that do 0..100 (or 6-60) in less than 2s yet it takes differently)

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u/Thisissocomplicated 1d ago

Looks like AI to me. Don't think mouths move like that

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u/roggytan 1d ago

Nah, this video is much older than all the ai shit

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u/EmotionallyDamaged98 1d ago

This is a very old video

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

The fact that's the only way to disprove it is thought provoking.

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u/NetworkingForFun 1d ago

Centrifugal force.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

oh boy, now I imagine all the AI comments on slowmo videos of someone being punched

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u/Conspiratorymadness 1d ago

I think she's having fun

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u/mokomi 1d ago

A small child. I did not care for roller coasters (the one for kids. Not the big ones). They were meh. The spiny round teacup thing in the center. Was too intense for me. lol

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u/TurboCam92 20h ago

Someone let their dad control the teacup.

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u/elliezena 19h ago

Doesn't look safe to me

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u/starwolf539 19h ago

she looks like the kid in monsters ins

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u/Bastique165 19h ago

Her face is so unreadable. Joy or torment? Only she will know.

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u/Normal_Aspect_6542 17h ago

This baby's eyes turn into saucers. She's so cute and funny. I'm dying here.

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u/KidQ17 13h ago

This is the cutest thing I've seen all day.

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u/Pheerandlowthing 12h ago

If it’s that spinning teacup ride then my expression was exactly her same. Took every fibre in my body not to throw up.

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u/OldKaleidoscope3766 10h ago

Oh you know once it was over she was like Again Again Again!

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u/d3fbase 1d ago

Thats AI guys unfortunately

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u/luv2ctheworld 1d ago

Well, that's gonna stay with her for the rest of her life.

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

or be repressed.

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u/sash187 1d ago

is this not ai...?

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

My face expression when being dragged to the ocean for the first time.

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u/So_HauserAspen 1d ago

How I feel as I approach the entry door to work

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u/Kido001 1d ago

The fear and happiness in her face. So genuine.

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u/reddittrooper 1d ago

Just like the visitors in this new DLC .. for a museum game..

You came for a nice, quiet visit to a museum. NO! YOU ENTER THE BONEBLENDER 3000 MAX!!

Museums are unreal in this game. I just found how to increase the effects of my rollercoasters for more “fun”. Have a go, Juliette!

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u/overtoke 1d ago

there must be pre-positioned balloons falling from the ceiling or something.

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 1d ago

yep that was me on that damn ride when I went to Bush Gardens with one of my friends and her family. Her older brother was steering. I ALMOST got off the ride right beforehand (wish I had) but they promised to not spin to fast.

i have a very sensitive equilibrium system, as I've learned a better way to explain it today. Those days you were just considered chicken. You aren't chicken when the ride fucks you up for hours or days.

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u/Dinglehopper2016 1d ago

Looks like Boo from Monsters, Inc…

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u/Tv_Rots_Your_Mind 1d ago

Get me off this evil teacup! ☕️

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u/Fuschiadiva 1d ago

She looks like Agnes from Despicable Me..

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u/YounomsayinMawfk 1d ago

That's me on the toilet after having Buldak 2x spicy ramen.

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u/mwb1100 1d ago

Reminds me of the time my daughter (who was 6 or 7 years old I think) got kicked off the kiddie coaster for loudly screaming in fear, "I'm gonna die!!! I'm gonna die!!"

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u/TDYDave2 1d ago

A real tempest in a teacup there.

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u/BreadfruitLogic 1d ago

Welcome to Samara

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u/unitedmary 1d ago

Riding a roller coaster, huh?

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u/goofballtm 1d ago

I honestly can't tell if she's terrified or having the time of her life........or both?

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u/JonatasA 1d ago

Each one spin at a time.

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u/giodaviss 1d ago

Me with life right now

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u/mkay0009 1d ago

Wide open eyes 😂

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u/____-__________-____ 1d ago

Tars, replace the Enya music with "No Time for Caution"

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u/Im_Ashe_Man 1d ago

For the longest time, my little sister's favorite Disney ride was the Teacups. I'd beg my dad to take me to another ride instead of waiting in line with my mom and sister for the worst ride ever.

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 1d ago

2026 ...if the year was a little girl

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u/Conjuras21 1d ago

She looked rather happy to me

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u/Bret_Abderahmen 1d ago

Okay how can i make a sticker out of this cuz this is Gold

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u/Macguffawin 1d ago

Yesnoyessssnooooopyessssssnooooooooooo

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u/Golden-retreiver 1d ago

Funny expression lol

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u/klezart 1d ago

Either she'll be terrified of these kind of rides for the rest of her life or she'll turn into an adrenaline junkie

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u/Illustrious_Manner73 1d ago

She looks like Dora

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u/mclardass 1d ago

This is my spouse as I enjoy a spirited drive down a backroad

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u/Sooowasthinking 13h ago

Looks like AI to me the faces are just too much.

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u/yoitswillyb 1d ago

This totally looks like AI