r/dadjokes • u/Capt_Den • 6h ago
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded. Do you know of any others??
r/dadjokes • u/ilikesidehugs • 14h ago
“…but I dye grass.”
r/dadjokes • u/welding_guy_from_LI • 1h ago
He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
r/dadjokes • u/New-Cow-4176 • 12h ago
She still isn’t speaking to me
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 4h ago
He said no.
r/dadjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 15h ago
The Police still have no lead.
r/dadjokes • u/SoftYetCrunchyTaco • 2h ago
They keep fighting me tooth and nail on everything
r/dadjokes • u/Masselein • 4h ago
It gives me a splitting headache.
r/dadjokes • u/nwinterrowd • 2h ago
A meteor, rite?
r/dadjokes • u/monorico • 11h ago
This news really came out of the purple.
r/dadjokes • u/BusinessYou1657 • 6h ago
I said "sure, you can".
r/dadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 23h ago
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
r/dadjokes • u/AaronTheElite007 • 2h ago
It's all about raisin awareness
r/dadjokes • u/syngestreetsurvivor • 2h ago
The Situation is fluid.
r/dadjokes • u/drakeydrakedrake • 11h ago
His diagnosis? They’re coma toes
r/dadjokes • u/Wotmate01 • 13h ago
She was so shocked that she left me, and now I'm cannelloni.
r/dadjokes • u/Neat_Sound5937 • 7h ago
A short one!
r/dadjokes • u/Devashish_Jain • 15m ago
It’s safer than going outwindows
r/dadjokes • u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob • 29m ago
I think she was just ovary acting
r/dadjokes • u/Excellent_Regret4141 • 42m ago
Mutton Dew
r/dadjokes • u/welding_guy_from_LI • 22h ago
Because he used his bear hands.
r/dadjokes • u/lifeofmusic468 • 22h ago
One is a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean
r/dadjokes • u/SoCalAttorney • 4h ago
Darth Brooks or Darth Y'all