r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 13h ago
What kind of protozoa really like Halloween?
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An Amoeboo
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 1d ago
What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
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Bamboo.
r/cleanjokes • u/Changerole1090 • 1d ago
Why don't nurses like the outdoors?
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Too much poison I.V.
r/cleanjokes • u/dvalliere • 1d ago
The old sawmill in town closed down...
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but was reopened as a textile factory producing primarily camouflage fabrics. After a while, that also closed. Then my neighbor Tiffany opened a tea shop which she named "Tiffany's Teas." She's pretty disappointed that everyone in town just calls it Camo Mill Tea.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 2d ago
What do you do if you want to learn more about Dracula?
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You join his fang club.
r/cleanjokes • u/dcterr • 2d ago
Why did the Association avoid touring Chicago?
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Because everyone knows it's windy!
r/cleanjokes • u/Illustrious-Pay-3559 • 3d ago
PAINTER
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What did the painter do when he got cold.
He put another coat on.
bu dum dum tshhhhh
r/cleanjokes • u/Intelligent-Fig-7244 • 3d ago
I make couches for a living.
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It’s sofa filling.
r/cleanjokes • u/Coralthesequel • 3d ago
My grandmother used to make cookies shaped like boats
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They were ship shape
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 5d ago
Where do ghosts go on holidays?
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The Boohamas.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 6d ago
Why did the skeleton go to the grocery store?
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To get some meat on his bones
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 7d ago
A tub of margarine fell on my foot 3 weeks ago and it still hurts...
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I can't believe it's not better.
r/cleanjokes • u/gracius0ne • 7d ago
That calculator watch from the ‘80s was ahead of its time..
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At least it did one thing right.
r/cleanjokes • u/josh2112 • 8d ago
I was digging for dinosaur leg bones and I thought I had found one...
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But it was a fossil arm.
r/cleanjokes • u/IEnjoyDadJokes • 8d ago
I ordered giant duck at a fancy restaurant the other day...
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The bill was huge!
r/cleanjokes • u/CommitteeOk1954 • 8d ago
Did you hear the one about Beethoven?
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Neither did he.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 8d ago
Which monster likes the disco?
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The boogie man!
r/cleanjokes • u/gecko_echo • 8d ago
Did you hear about the dating app for people living in Prague?
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Czech Mate!
r/cleanjokes • u/Jester57 • 9d ago
I don’t wanna go to Scotland.
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You can get kilt up there.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 9d ago
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
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A bloodhound!
r/cleanjokes • u/More-Ambassador2114 • 10d ago
Hope you like my Educational Space Jokes 🌖🧑🏻🚀👍🏻
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What is the difference between my jokes and the moonlander?
||My jokes never land.||
What did Neil Armstrong say before he exited the lunar lander?
||Haha, I farted.||
Why did "Buzz" Aldrin not care?
||They were wearing space suits.||
Why didnt Michael Collins find any of it amusing?
||He was in a dark place.||
Why did that last joke not land?
||Cause nobody knows Michael Collins didnt either.||
Collins went all the way to the moon just to spin around it as the other two were having a blast.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 12d ago
What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
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Spooktacles!
r/cleanjokes • u/E5evo • 13d ago
I’ve got a dog that will only eat shellfish.
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It’s a Cockle Spaniel.
r/cleanjokes • u/Left-Distribution-13 • 13d ago
Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween?
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It didn’t have a haunting license.