r/Millennials • u/Clint_Lovecraft • 12h ago

Meme Meme for the day.

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Good ole Boomer logic. Have a good day y'all 😁

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u/Best_Cobbler_3719 11h ago

I have 6 biospawn via egg donation. I made $10k a pop.

Livin' that millenial dream - selling my genetic material to survive so other people can raise children I could never afford!

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u/theycallmefagg 11h ago

God bless I’d donate every last egg of mine if I could.

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u/Best_Cobbler_3719 11h ago

My sociology professor told me (in 2004) that it cost a minimum $1,000,000 dollars to raise a child through college/trade school in the USA. 

My hope died before I could drink in bars. 

I'm happy to have helped the families (3 - one set of twins, two sets of siblings that used my egg once with each dad in a gay couple, yay! All two-dad families.).

But fuck the system that made THIS how I had to pass on my genetics. 

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u/GailynStarfire 11h ago

How could you subject your bio kids to that? The level of cringe they will feel from having two dads, and therefore twice the number of dad jokes? They will end up slipping into comas from the contant groaning!

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u/Caroline_Bintley 8h ago

Had me in the first half.