r/Millennials • u/K33P4D • Sep 13 '26

Meme Forever 31

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u/Great_Zeddicus Sep 13 '26

🤣🤣 my wife giant purse is awesome. I just throw random shit i dont want to carry anymore into it and it just disappears into the abyss.

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u/SmallRocks Older Millennial Sep 13 '26

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u/Welp_thatwilldo Millennial Sep 13 '26

This wildly inaccurate, we carry all that AND chapstick! Gosh who wants to plan a heist with cold snack hot dogs with crusty lips. It’s essential in the bag 🤣

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u/Mortars2020 Older Millennial Sep 13 '26

The chapstick is in the cup holder in the PT Cruiser.

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u/SmallRocks Older Millennial Sep 13 '26

Purse-ception

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u/Welp_thatwilldo Millennial Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

You right. I forgot about the getaway car communal chapstick. Not sure I wanna live that dangerously yet 🤣

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u/CrashUser Sep 13 '26

There's a blowtorch, who says you have to have the hot dogs cold

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u/Welp_thatwilldo Millennial Sep 14 '26 edited Sep 14 '26

I took to many hits of the purse bong. I’m scared to operate blow torch technology under the influence 🤣

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u/procrastinagging Sep 13 '26

don't forget several opened tissue packets, at various stages of ageing

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u/Palolo_Paniolo Sep 13 '26

So accurate that I clenched my teeth

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u/14thLizardQueen Sep 13 '26

That's what the blow torch is for a weenie roast

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u/usedtheglueonpurpose Sep 13 '26

I went out of town and forgot chapstick. I didn’t know this was physically possible. I couldn’t bring myself to buy more when I have 39 at home.

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u/JustHereForCookies17 Sep 13 '26

NOOOOOO!!! I wouldn't have survived.  It must be available & accessible at all times. 

Even though I'll go entire weeks without using it.Â