r/Millennials • Older Millennial • Aug 24 '26

Meme Guilty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/_PercCobain_ Aug 24 '26

I’m still salty no one ever came up to me and offered me free drugs like DARE said would happen

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u/marcophony Aug 24 '26

What DARE didn't tell us was that drugs are expensive and hardly anyone is just handing them out

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u/PM_ME_UR_CATS_TITS Aug 24 '26

It's actually the cheapest thing ever and grows on trees

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u/NeuxSaed Aug 24 '26

Kratom is the only common recreational drug that actually comes from a tree.

Opium poppies, coca plants, and cannabis flowers, etc. aren't trees.

There are technically a few others that come from trees, but they're not very popular by comparison.

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u/zatalak Aug 25 '26

MDMA from sassafras trees, but it's a little far fetched

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u/NeuxSaed Aug 26 '26

Yeah, it's just a precursor, but it's crazy how close it is molecularly.