r/clevercomebacks • u/theologi • 4h ago
she was 12 years old...
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r/clevercomebacks • u/BelleAriel • Feb 10 '26
Just so you know…
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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago
pretty rich that a guy who has spent more than half a billion dollars in the last two elections alone is talking about "puppets" 🙄
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 10h ago
the other day musk said that companies that "overstate claims about their product" will be banned from advertising on X, and now he says that his cars are alive
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r/clevercomebacks • u/FillTally • 2h ago
3 years of loyalty and you get a "we've never talked about it"
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r/clevercomebacks • u/seanosul • 1d ago
Britons never ever shall be slaves (except for all of these times). Ooops
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Found on Facebook
r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 20h ago
the only way that could have gotten darker is if he added, "Everything's going great, humanity has a bright future"
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r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 11h ago
America, a nation of immigrants pulling up the ladder behind them
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"Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"
r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 1d ago
Her new show that she funded herself has yet to be picked up by any network or streaming service.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 1d ago
Love isn’t just blind, it requires a full ophthalmology consultation.
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r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 19h ago
Just use the other hand for God's sake...
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