r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 21h ago

Captain, we are sinking

14k Upvotes

350 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/gashtal_man • 5h ago

Small government, big disaster

7.8k Upvotes

197 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/theologi • 4h ago

she was 12 years old...

7.4k Upvotes

153 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/jonnismizzle • 13h ago

Aced the test, missed the diagnosis

6.2k Upvotes

142 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Olympiadreamer • 6h ago

You just know cats can do this….

2.0k Upvotes

29 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Veshaad • 47m ago

You don't say?

• Upvotes

62 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 20h ago

the only way that could have gotten darker is if he added, "Everything's going great, humanity has a bright future"

817 Upvotes

66 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/ArubaAdultFun • 12h ago

Love me some British banter

591 Upvotes

117 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 10h ago

the other day musk said that companies that "overstate claims about their product" will be banned from advertising on X, and now he says that his cars are alive

547 Upvotes

133 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Individual99991 • 13h ago

A better job title

446 Upvotes

50 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/BlueHeron0_0 • 15h ago

In the name of Cheesus, ramen🙏

433 Upvotes

54 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Conscious-Quarter423 • 1h ago

pretty rich that a guy who has spent more than half a billion dollars in the last two elections alone is talking about "puppets" 🙄

• Upvotes

5 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/Active-Chemistry4011 • 19h ago

Just use the other hand for God's sake...

148 Upvotes

36 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/MrFenric • 11h ago

America, a nation of immigrants pulling up the ladder behind them

129 Upvotes

"Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free"

21 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/FillTally • 2h ago

3 years of loyalty and you get a "we've never talked about it"

87 Upvotes

17 comments

r/clevercomebacks • u/GodAllMighty888 • 5h ago

Still doesn't beat gender reassignment surgeries.

0 Upvotes

6 comments

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