Which celebrity are you amazed is still alive?

[u/anasannanas]

[u/deadboltwolf]

Dick Van Dyke

[u/EyeInternational4682 → u/deadboltwolf]

dude is basically a sentient time capsule at this point, still kicking around like it's nothing

[u/colorblind-and → u/EyeInternational4682]

Everytime he's brought up I can't help but share this video of his speech

It's he rereading a speech written for him by Rod Sterling that he read an a MLK rally.

Both Rod Sterling and MLK have been dead for over 50 years

[u/ImDisneyAF → u/deadboltwolf]

Let us not put bad juju on him :(

[u/No-Flan3302 → u/deadboltwolf]

It's crazy to think that the guy that was an adult on a B&W TV show is still around in 2026.

[u/pyramid-worker → u/deadboltwolf]

Particularly after his struggling with alcohol abuse and heavy smoking for over 25 years.

As someone in the storm before the calm, this man gives me hope. Not necessarily for the longevity, but for the wisdom, positivity and the endless joy he has imparted on generations of people.

[u/anasannanas → u/deadboltwolf]

He must be 101 or something

[u/a_lonely_trash_bag → u/anasannanas]

He turns 101 this December.

[u/ChogbortsTopStudent → u/a_lonely_trash_bag]

Nobody better say ANYTHING about his upcoming birthday. I will be FURIOUS if People Magazine curses him like they did with Betty White.

[u/Paxxlee → u/a_lonely_trash_bag]

So he must not be 101.

[u/GoodbyeToTheMachine → u/Paxxlee]

He must be 100

[u/Parish87 → u/GoodbyeToTheMachine]

He's 100 until he becomes 101, that's how it works

[u/Retro_Dad → u/Parish87]

I’ll have to check your math but that sounds like it could be correct.

[u/wydok → u/deadboltwolf]

Don't you DARE speak that into the world

[u/LucyVialli]

Keith Richards

[u/ThomasDominus → u/LucyVialli]

It’s time that we, as a society, stop being so selfish and start thinking about what kind of planet we’re leaving for Keith Richards.

[u/LucyVialli → u/ThomasDominus]

I think we need to study Keith Richards, to find out what makes him an unkillable old bastid.

[u/vicariousgluten → u/LucyVialli]

He’s taken enough alcohol and drugs to preserve his organs while they are still inside his body.

[u/Flow-Control → u/vicariousgluten]

"Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already fucking did them all!"

[u/SouthAfricanZombie → u/vicariousgluten]

He is already embalmed! 🤣

[u/Heirsandgraces → u/LucyVialli]

He’s the druggy version of Mr Burns, all those chemicals inadvertently working in synergy

[u/Lord_Phoenix95 → u/Heirsandgraces]

I thought that supposed to be Ozzy Osborne. I know he's since passed but still, he had so much drugs that he couldn't remember what happened for a huge period of time.

[u/stormdraggy → u/Lord_Phoenix95]

See the problem was that Ozzy stopped and died from drug loss when blood began returning to his body.

[u/historianLA → u/Lord_Phoenix95]

Too much of a good thing for Ozzy... Keith has figured out the ratios and dosage for longevity.

[u/brijazz012 → u/LucyVialli]

"For every cigarette you smoke, a year is taken off of your life and given to Keith Richards." - a joke someone told me once

[u/SlimeTempest42 → u/LucyVialli]

My low stakes conspiracy theory is he’s dead but no one has told him so he keeps going, like Wile E. Coyote running off a cliff and not falling until
he realises there’s no cliff underneath him

[u/Automatic_Union8147 → u/SlimeTempest42]

A taxi driver in Chichester told me that he saw a poor old man at the bar in a pub and took pity on him. He went up and offered to buy him a drink, thinking that maybe he was struggling in life. He turned around and it was Keef!!!

[u/HendoDelta → u/LucyVialli]

He did so much drugs, drink, women, hard partying etc his body has just built up a massive tolerance to anything that might kill him.

Bit like if Wolverine played a musical instrument.

[u/beemojee → u/HendoDelta]

Robin Williams had a bit where he goes "Jack Nicholson has done every drug known to mankind. He's the only guy in the world that Keith Richards would go 'I have to go home now, Jack.'"

[u/NotACyclopsHonest → u/LucyVialli]

Keith will still be here at the heat-death of the universe, huffing the fumes from a neutron star in order to stave off the bottomless cold at the end of all things.

[u/SentryCake → u/LucyVialli]

I’m shocked that he’s only 82.

People were making jokes about this in the 90s. I thought he was a lot older than he is because of it.

[u/spread_panic → u/SentryCake]

A real "live fast die young" persona that just sort of, didn't die young, when many of his peers around him were.

[u/LucyVialli → u/SentryCake]

He'll outlive us all!!

[u/Lukebekz → u/LucyVialli]

My working theory for him is that he has taken so much drugs (variety and quantity) that he chemically preserved himself.

[u/anasannanas → u/LucyVialli]

Didn’t he give up coke on his 70th or something?

[u/Strong_Ebb_9953 → u/anasannanas]

Coke gave up

[u/iDontLikeChimneys → u/Strong_Ebb_9953]

Brother I have been sick as fuck the last two weeks and this was a good laugh.

I may be on the end of the line but these types of comments keep me rolling. Thank you. Be well today

[u/CCester → u/iDontLikeChimneys]

Keith was also at the end if his line just before he quit coke

[u/spoung45 → u/anasannanas]

It was after he fell out of a tree.

[u/godh8sme → u/LucyVialli]

I'm fairly convinced he's been dead since the late 90s early 00s and nobody has bothered to tell him.

[u/LucyVialli → u/godh8sme]

They're afraid to tell him.

[u/Irrelavent1 → u/godh8sme]

To paraphrase Neal Young, ‘He died, but it did not show.’

[u/Bongressman → u/LucyVialli]

Always number one on these lists! Man has been pickled. Impervious to harm.

[u/Rimirilar → u/LucyVialli]

This is the celebrity I came looking for.

[u/Two_bears_Hi_fiving]

My hero Michael J Fox. I've known alot of people with Parkinson's who have perished from it but the fact he is out there still kicking the illness' arse and still acting too. Honestly of every celebrity I've met only about 4 I would trade all of those experiences to meet him. I respect the hell out of that man ♥️🫡

[u/anasannanas → u/Two_bears_Hi_fiving]

Sad day when he goes.

[u/Two_bears_Hi_fiving → u/anasannanas]

Don't think I'll ever mourn a celeb, I never have. But MJF is the exception to that. The world will be worse off when he departs.

[u/jackfinished → u/Two_bears_Hi_fiving]

I felt the same until Anthony Bourdain killed himself. I still get bummed when I remember.

[u/steveofthejungle → u/Two_bears_Hi_fiving]

Learning that he was only 32 when he was diagnosed sounds so devastating. Glad the dude’s still kicking

[u/theycallmemomo → u/Two_bears_Hi_fiving]

I was just watching MTV last night and they had a rerun of the 9/11 tribute concert playing. At one point, Michael J. Fox walks out and starts introducing some of the FDNY. I'd forgotten what a youthful Michael J. Fox looked like before Parkinsons fully took over, although the tremors weren't as pronounced back then.

[u/co1token]

Mel Brooks should be at the top of this list

[u/_THX_1138_ → u/co1token]

DVD, Mel Brooks, and David Attenborough are all over 100 and currently all alive

[u/fh3131 → u/_THX_1138_]

DVDs are barely 40 years old

/s

[u/DustyScharole → u/fh3131]

DVDs are 40? brb, checking myself into an old folks home.

[u/fh3131 → u/DustyScharole]

Sorry, my bad, you're still young. I was thinking CDs, DVDs are 30 yo

[u/fujicakes00]

Amanda Bynes. She’s been through a lot

[u/JFeth]

Andy Dick has had many close calls with drugs and has pissed off a lot of people over the years. I could see him going out from either one and I'm shocked he is still around.

[u/schlongmonger → u/JFeth]

I'd be broke if in 2006 you offered to bet he'd be alive in 20 years.

[u/wydok → u/JFeth]

Phil Hartman was murdered by his own wife and meanwhile Andy Dick still walks the earth. It's a travesty

[u/colblair]

All of the Jackass guys (besides Ryan Dunn who did die....) 

[u/Danihilton → u/colblair]

Especially Steve-O. He survives everything. But I've seen Bam Magera now hanging with Tony Hawk again. He looked so healthy and I'm happy for him

[u/randyc87 → u/Danihilton]

I don't know about "healthy" but it looks like he's off the booze and drugs which is good.

[u/Kalesche]

Shatner. Just because I feel so bad all those people associated with his biggest memories are disappearing.

[u/Solo60 → u/Kalesche]

Shatner is 95, and recently was on a podcast. What I found funny was his story involving Spencer Tracy. He complimented Spencer during the filming of Trial at Nuremburg and Spencer took it as insulting, not speaking to him again. If you look back at William Shatners career, Shatner did the same thing to other actors who have noted Shatner's rudeness.

In the Shatner Roast, Nichelle Nichols remarked that until the kiss, she had "never pressed my lips to an a**hole before" 

[u/Blametheorangejuice → u/Solo60]

When I was much younger, I was a devout Trekkie and read all of the biographies out about the TOS cast.

All of the TOS cast: Shatner sure was an asshole

Shatner’s bio: I sure was an asshole

[u/EstablishmentHead734]

David Attenborough. He's the reason I'm a biologist. I will be heart broken when he goes. He's over 100 years old

[u/SteveDinn → u/EstablishmentHead734]

And still narrating nature documentaries... His is definitely the voice in my head when I look at any random nature scene.

[u/Bacon_Bits-]

Dick van Dyke

[u/Olympicsizedturd → u/Bacon_Bits-]

It's crazy to me that can I remember watching Singing in The Rain sitting on the floor of my grandparents house as a little kid, 40 years ago. They passed away 20 years ago and Dick Van Dyke is still around. He's the last vestige of old Hollywood.

[u/Horseshoe_dodgeball → u/Olympicsizedturd]

And what's even crazier is, Dick Van Dyke was old 40 years ago!

[u/joydubs → u/Olympicsizedturd]

Dick Van Dyke isn’t in Singin’ In The Rain

[u/DrDingsGaster → u/Olympicsizedturd]

Don't forget Julie Andrews!

[u/xcapaciousbagx]

Sir Attenborough

[u/cynrtst → u/xcapaciousbagx]

Shhhhh we need him.

[u/NoDoOversInLife]

No.

Absolutely not.

Throw out names and were likely to lose someone we can't afford to lose

RIP Dolly 😭

[u/10Robins → u/NoDoOversInLife]

In that case, perhaps we need a . . . DIFFERENT type of list.

[u/NoDoOversInLife → u/10Robins]

Yes!!! we can all telepathically recite a specific name😉

[u/Cru5hbag]

Charlie Sheen

[u/Amonette2012 → u/Cru5hbag]

Must be the tiger blood.

[u/DanJFriedman]

The fact that no one has said Magic Johnson highlights for me just how few people on this platform lived through the heights of the AIDS epidemic

[u/honeysuckle23 → u/DanJFriedman]

My first thought as well. Every time we see a PrEP ad on tv, my husband and I marvel that things have come so far. HIV was a terrifying and horrible death sentence that, even as kids, we were so aware of. Even if you had money, it wasn’t much better. Now is not only manageable but preventable with pretty widely-available options. It really is unbelievable.

[u/AnswersOddQuestions]

Gary Busy. His Instagram videos are just unhinged nonsense at this point.

[u/anasannanas → u/AnswersOddQuestions]

He’s been unhinged since 1982

[u/SomeGuyInSanJoseCa → u/anasannanas]

Actually, since 1998.

He rode a motorcycle without a helmet, crashed, was in a coma, and experienced permanent brain damage that reduced his executive control.

I still don't get how anyone would ride a motorcycle without a helmet.

[u/SplitSecondImmortal → u/anasannanas]

He came out of the womb unhinged

[u/subservenicedream → u/SplitSecondImmortal]

Maybe a little but his behavior is more likely a result of traumatic brain injury.

Like Roseanne , and Alex jones, a good knock to the head sent them sideways

[u/I_see_farts → u/subservenicedream]

Didn't he get into a motorcycle accident and split his skull open without a helmet? I've heard that it really fucked with his impulse control.

[u/PunishedWolf4 → u/I_see_farts]

Yes he did, and I remember him saying he could see himself on the operating table being worked on and angels around him

[u/WaySavvyD → u/AnswersOddQuestions]

You mean Gary Abusey? Always confused him with Nick Nolte

[u/gg_bene]

Donald 'I shit myself' Trump

[u/Ok_District2853 → u/gg_bene]

I don't get it. He's 80. I had a bet he wouldn't survive his first term. He only eats taco bell and McDonalds. He only drinks diet coke. They pump him full of drugs to rev him up for speeches. Oh and he was addicted to speed for like 50 years, maybe 60.

How is this man still alive? My healthy brother in law is dead at 70. It makes no sense.

[u/chaos8803 → u/Ok_District2853]

Evil doesn't die. Netanyahu is old as shit, McConnell somehow still has enough blood pumping to puppeteer him through voting, Kissinger lived to 100, and Grassley has been a senator longer than most of us have been alive.

[u/Vectorman1989 → u/chaos8803]

The common thread is that these people are rich enough to afford the type of healthcare that is out of reach of everyone else. Trump is getting experimental drugs for example. As he said in a speech recently, he has a doctor that's only a couple minutes away at all times.

[u/JennyW93 → u/Vectorman1989]

If wealth were really the defining feature, we’d still have Dolly. As a clinical research scientist, I do just think evil people are too narcissistic to die.

[u/DemonicEgo → u/JennyW93]

Ah, but you forget that Dolly was so pure and good that she just ascended to a higher plane of existence.

[u/Teledildonic → u/JennyW93]

No stress to take its toll when you have no conscience.

[u/nacaporvida → u/chaos8803]

In Spanish the saying is “hierba mala nunca muere” which translates to bad weeds never die.

It is the evil!

[u/Zanoushe → u/nacaporvida]

sort if similar to the English "only the good die young" then.

[u/YounomsayinMawfk → u/chaos8803]

Putin as well. I had some hope when he revealed he had cancer. I've lost people I love to cancer but with him, I was rooting for the cancer.

[u/droidtron → u/Ok_District2853]

He got covid bad, thought that'd be the poetic end to him, but being president means experimental drugs the public can't access.

[u/NewAndImprovedJess → u/droidtron]

I thought covid would take him too.my conclusion is that the devil can't stand him either.

[u/BlueSpotBingo → u/Ok_District2853]

He’s privy to stuff I’m sure regular Americans are not. I’d bet he’s got an on-call team by armed with IV’s and banana bags filled with all manner of vitamins, restorative medicines, and god knows what else. He will survive this term. Get used to him being a pain in the ass for 2 more years.

[u/Ok_District2853 → u/BlueSpotBingo]

That can't be it. Rich people die all the time. Some of them I know. Like Dick Cheney artificial heart rich. Didn't save them. If anything the experimental treatments made their last days more uncomfortable. There's some hope: His last days are excruciatingly painful.

[u/KathyJaneway → u/Ok_District2853]

Evil doesn't die young...

[u/shidokanartist → u/gg_bene]

Trump is going to live to like 110 just to spite us all

[u/GeorgiaPeach1973 → u/shidokanartist]

if the good die young then he is fuckin' IMMORTAL

[u/Illuminatus-Prime]

Carol Burnett (93) and Dick Van Dyke (100) -- both were very popular in the '60s and '70s.

[u/opendefication]

I was surprised on a separate sub, Herb Alpert is still playing shows at ninety something. As a vinyl dude I see his shit in every old dusty collection, Rock on Herb.

[u/whitemanwhocantjump]

Alan Alda is not only still alive at 90 with Parkinson's, he's also still actively working, hosting the Clear and Vivid podcast.

[u/Moose__Juice]

I just found out recently that not only is Charo still alive, but she’s still performing.

[u/SkolfromIA → u/Moose__Juice]

It's sad that no one realizes that she is one of the greatest flamenco guitarists of all time.

[u/Malodoror → u/SkolfromIA]

Studied under Segovia but “coochie coochie coochie!!!”

[u/Dvalamardace]

Mel Brooks. Dude fought in WW2 and recently turned 100.

[u/frostking79 → u/Dvalamardace]

I'm glad he's getting a chance to see the Spaceballs sequel being made

[u/No_Muffin_1349]

Clint Eastwood

[u/goddessofspiders]

Literally everyone in Guns N’ Roses Appetite for Destruction lineup are still alive when all of them (with exception of Axl Rose) have overdosed several times.

Along with Heart failure, Strokes, Pancreas bursting. Yet all 5 lived to be in their 60s. It’s a miracle they all survived the 90’s. Especially Steven Adler and Slash.

[u/spiritofjosh]

Keith Richards. Dude looks like he’s already been dead for a decade because of a LOT of drugs but still does his thing.

Ironically their drummer, Charlie Watts, was the one who died when he was known to party the least out of the bunch.

[u/Soundy106 → u/spiritofjosh]

Every time a celebrity dies early, Keith Richards absorbs their life energy.

[u/Useful_Region9179 → u/spiritofjosh]

Charlie got hooked on heroin in his 40s. Which is fairly unusual to get hooked on drugs like that at 40!

[u/Shitty_Pickle]

Eugenia Cooney

[u/skinny_genes96 → u/Shitty_Pickle]

I genuinely don't get this - I've had anorexia/bulimia for 15yrs & have been so close to death many times at a much higher bmi than her. Like my heart was so close to arresting & my body was shutting down & I was nowhere near as sick as her.

[u/BlackCaaaaat → u/Shitty_Pickle]

YouTubers and influencers at both ends of the extreme weight scale have lasted a lot longer than I thought, and Eugenia is one of them. I wonder where she’s at these days, I hope she got better.

[u/anasannanas]

For me it’s Jack Nicholson

[u/mollyandmalaise]

Iggy Pop. Looking decomposed already

[u/IAPiratesFan]

Shirley MacLaine.

[u/Independent-women0]

All the pop singers who became famous at a very young age and I think the best example is the queen herself, Britney Spears.

[u/holly-golightly- → u/Independent-women0]

Can’t believe I had to scroll this far for Britney.

[u/MoochyBond]

John Astin (The OG Gomez Addams)

[u/InviteAromatic6124 → u/MoochyBond]

It's actually insane he outlived all the other Addams Family actors, including the actors who played the children

[u/BlueWhatsit]

Not a celebrity, but once married to one. Maria Holly, Buddy Holly’s widow, is still alive at age 96. She’s outlived just about every 50’s rock and roll singer I can think of. Except for maybe Dion DiMucci, but his career really kicked off at the very end of the decade (1959).

So, yes, to stay more on topic, Dion is stilll kicking, too, at age 87.

[u/FunkensteinMD88]

George Clinton of Parliament Funkadelic fame smoked crack for 30 years and was probably propping up a large percentage of Bolivia’s economy for at least a decade before that and he is still going strong and touring at 80+. He was never one for alcohol or opiates so that helps

[u/Nerje]

Ric Flair

[u/SecretAsianMan42069 → u/Nerje]

20 years ago he was hitting on a friend of mine 35 years younger than him. Gave her his number. We'd call him up occasionally, as for a woo, give him a big cheer and that's be the end of it. Now he won't answer anything from our area code. Sigh 

[u/IAPiratesFan → u/Nerje]

Meanwhile I keep thinking Randy Savage is still alive…

[u/Lukebekz]

Guys, careful who you mention. The last time this quesiton was posted, Dolly Parton's passing made headlines the next day.

[u/khornflakes529 → u/Lukebekz]

I am beyond shocked Trump is still here...

[u/Lukebekz → u/khornflakes529]

I would like to retract my call to caution

[u/brickiex2]

Mel Brooks

Dick van Dyck

[u/Rigb0n3710 → u/brickiex2]

I hope Mel Brooks makes it through the Spaceballs sequel at least.

[u/a7xKWaP → u/Rigb0n3710]

He apparently made them film his scenes first, just in case.

[u/IsaacAndTired]

Artie Lange

[u/Round-Guarantee4948]

William Shatner at 95 considering he just dealt with brain cancer recently.

[u/X_REDNECK]

Bam Margera and Steve-O - more so the former, but those guys have really pushed themselves to the limit.

[u/Barialdalaran]

Dick Van Dyke, dude was 20 in the 40's and is still kickin

[u/MiniLaura]

Tina Louise, the sole survivor of Gillian's Island

[u/OregonOrBust]

Willie Nelson

[u/LiteratureNo7534 → u/OregonOrBust]

Don't you dare bring bad juju! Man's living his best peaceful life he needs to be protected at all costs 

[u/stacixgoddess]

Clint Eastwood. I swear that man has been old my entire life 💀

[u/anasannanas → u/stacixgoddess]

Gunsmoke was shown to the troops before the battle of Waterloo

[u/crackerblind]

Iggy Pop. There’s a famous photo of him with David Bowie & Lou Reed. Who would have guessed he’d be the last one standing?

[u/taulen]

Michael Schumacher

[u/mntfr]

Tom Jones, no disrespect to him but it seems that he is the only one fromt the old era of las vegas that is still alive, he was a close friend and collaborator of the Rat Pack and Elvis

[u/Edgehead62888]

Abdullah the Butcher

[u/ForwardHedgehog3090 → u/Edgehead62888]

Had to google if he is still alive. I could have sworn he had pass. Nope, he’s 85 and alive.

[u/sitewolf]

Dick Van Dyke

Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious

[u/SomeCountryFriedBS]

Abdullah the Butcher, former extreme and extremely heavyweight pro wrestler who gave out Hep C like Halloween candy. Somehow still alive at 85.

Keith Richards is the only mainstream answer now that Ozzy's gone.

[u/zootopiafan07]

Karen Marsh Doll. Judy Garland’s double in the Wizard of Oz! 

[u/Alkash]

William Shatner

[u/Anotyap → u/Alkash]

Bill Shatner is quietly 95+, flew on a sub-orbital Blue Origin flight a few years back and became the oldest person to be in space at the time, recently started a heavy metal band that is touring, and has had a 75 year acting career. I can’t believe he is 95 and I think many people do not realize he is that old

[u/LukiBlu]

William Roache a.k.a Ken Barlow in Coronation Street. He's 94 and still making appearances.

[u/Dowew]

Jacquline White - actress with Laurel and Hardy. She is 103.

[u/Know_Mercy25]

Keith Richards and Mick Jagger for that matter

[u/Shadow6365]

Bill Cosby. Can't believe it's been over ten years since all that stuff about him came out.

[u/PowerSkunk92]

Bob Dylan is not only still alive but still touring, which is really amazing.

[u/Own-Break-1856 → u/PowerSkunk92]

Im a big fan and saw him perform in Harlem 15ish years ago. Trust me. Its not amazing, its sad.

[u/balkanxoslut]

Bam margera

[u/WhiskeyRiver6]

Willie Nelson

[u/kjtstl]

Andy Dick

[u/Dismal_Preparation22]

Britney Spears

[u/OoMySqueedilySpooch → u/Dismal_Preparation22]

Agreed. Being manic and unmedicated is one thing, but there seems to be other kinds of substance abuse going on making it hard for her to even hold her head up straight.

[u/Dismal_Preparation22 → u/OoMySqueedilySpooch]

Her IG posts are terrifying in and of themselves but the captions are a truly alarming level of nonsensical word salad. It’s truly scary.

[u/Vegetable-Star-5833]

William Shatner

[u/Open-Brush-9851]

Iggy Pop.

[u/daneelthesane → u/Open-Brush-9851]

Hell, Iggy isn't just still alive, he's still TOURING.

[u/zatalak → u/Open-Brush-9851]

He has looked like a reanimated corpse for years now

[u/Panikkrazy]

Dick Van Dyke. The man is 100 and has had multiple strokes.

[u/Weekly-Remote6886]

Franki Valli

[u/Sea_Cardiologist7725 → u/Weekly-Remote6886]

Still not convinced he's actually not an animatronic

[u/FuzzyPiece1732]

David Attenborough, only because every now and then i see a post on Reddit come up saying breaking news David Attenborough passed away.. then i open the post and they April fooled us

[u/Kochik0o]

Rosemary Harris

She played an old lady Aunt may 20+ years ago and is still around at 99 years old.

[u/BobbieMichelleBain]

Wanda Jackson. I don't know if it counts, but the other day I was completely amazed to find out that the Queen of Rockabilly was still alive.

[u/jabar18]

Clint Eastwood.

[u/KateBushFuckingSucks]

Gary Busey

[u/Independent-Step-888]

Clint Eastwood

[u/Strange-Pudding5633]

Ariana Grande

[u/Jerkrollatex → u/Strange-Pudding5633]

I hope she gets the help she needs.

[u/Joeyd9t3]

Julie Andrews

[u/Donald_J_Duck65]

Bruce Willis

[u/Worried-Barber-323]

Keith Richard

[u/Strange-Raccoon-5240]

william.shatner. 95?

[u/Internal-Plantain-56]

Artie Lange.

[u/BurgerThyme]

Keith Richards and Iggy Pop.

[u/kukkolka]

That singer dude that's in maximum security right now to protect him from other prisoners

[u/anasannanas → u/kukkolka]

Diddy? R Kelly? So many to choose from

[u/Remarkable_Rough_649 → u/kukkolka]

If you mean Ian Watkins they already got him and killed him last year

[u/Nomadzord → u/Remarkable_Rough_649]

After he died I went down a wormhole learning about how terrible he was. I was very happy he was no longer with us on this planet after that. Some people just don’t deserve to hang around.

[u/kalel1980]

Ric Flair. Dude has been a drunk his whole life and still drinks.

[u/daniel_guillon]

Clint Eastwood

[u/iamlevel5]

Jim Carrey. He seems deeply troubled, in a way similar to Robin Williams, every time I see him give an interview.

[u/LongjumpingPrompt568]

Keith Richards. Man looks like he survived three different centuries and somehow keeps going.