r/AskReddit • • 15h ago

Which celebrity are you amazed is still alive?

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u/vicariousgluten 14h ago

He’s taken enough alcohol and drugs to preserve his organs while they are still inside his body.

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u/Flow-Control 11h ago

"Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already fucking did them all!"

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u/Fabulous_Comments 10h ago

Keith just showed us having a habit on drinking and drugs won't kill u early, rock in roll

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u/SouthAfricanZombie 8h ago

He is already embalmed! 🤣

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u/ChuckSchick88 7h ago

Don't forget the cigarettes.

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u/st_owly 4h ago

I used to say this about Ozzy Osbourne but Father Time is undefeated.