r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Hairy-Letterhead-247 • 6h ago
Me and my hygienist when calendar shows 20 root canal appointments next week.
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Nihilist-IV • 3h ago
How’s the fit?
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Need to know ASAP if this æro suit will facilitate my KOM
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/blisseynite • 11h ago
The Fred we need, not the Fred we deserve
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/B-GroveStreet • 10h ago
Zwift replacement
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I'm currently vibe coding a Zwift replacement to help encourage harder riding.
Instead of showing a bunch of boring landscapes and cyclists, the app instead plays hardcore porn. The faster you pedal, the faster the porn plays, untill you eventually KOM. It will also randomly sometimes play gay porn (or straight porn of your gay) on those days, you have to pedal really fast to stop the porn playing.
Is there a market for this?
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/dinosaur_foam • 12h ago
Winter is close, I'm switching to indoor training
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/thedihdestroyer67 • 10h ago
Is my seat too low? I feel like its too low.
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/DrServetus • 10h ago
When you already have all the KOMs in your country
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/No-Cheek7925 • 15h ago
Is this the correct seat height for good aero?
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/ring-of-barahir • 13h ago
Undercover MI5 agents recover dangerous Trek e-bice from shopping centre for removal to a secured location for safe and legal destruction
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The British public can sleep soundly tonight in the knowledge that one less Trek bice will be occupying their streets.
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/VirtualCounty8497 • 1d ago
Help
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My hygienist is replacing my shifting cables and I sent them these instructions. They can’t seem to figure it out, should I fire them?
r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/WVA1999 • 16h ago
Hurry up and start making stuff for us basketball player bicers
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r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/HG1998 • 1d ago
Alright guys, close the sub.
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This is NOT a toy everyone. NOT A TOY.
Also, it's a single tire. So you have to have two of him if you don't want to look like a pleb with mismatched tires.
