r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/dinosaur_foam • 12h ago

Winter is close, I'm switching to indoor training

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u/crankbot2000 12h ago

/uj what was the fucking plan here

/j remove seat for maximum effect

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u/StormOfFatRichards 12h ago

crashing my balls

with no survivors

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u/ditheringtoad 7h ago

This video and this comment have me absolutely dying in the bathroom stall at my work. For the life of me i cannot figure out what the goal was 😂😂

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u/LivelyRobot 11h ago

he'd be able to sink down so much without saddle here

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u/0202_tihssitidder 2h ago

He's 50 kg on Zwift.

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u/Ody_Santo 10h ago

I think he was trying to lower the seat

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u/Important-Speaker960 12h ago

I didn't need actual proof to claim that stationary bices are literally emasculation devices

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u/jakes951 10h ago

They’re also lobotomy machine apparently

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u/sirsintari 12h ago

Superb technique

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u/deman-13 12h ago

Now you dont need the cut out saddle no more. And yes, saddle too high.

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u/StormOfFatRichards 12h ago

saddle too low

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u/Tuco_Angel_Eyes 9h ago

Did ya KOM already?

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u/dinosaur_foam 9h ago

yeah it's the only way I can KOM these days

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u/aalex596 7h ago

That bice acts like my wice

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u/rideveryday ☕️☕️ pakhaas 4h ago

Heeeheee 🕺

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u/Longjumping_Bag5914 9h ago

Right in the yam bag