r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/krwawie • 50m ago

Hoe to make bicycle go?

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u/Laserdollarz 46m ago

Smack it around a couple more times, I think you're close 

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u/Cr4zy3lgato 33m ago

Same idea as smacking chicken to cook it

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u/LivelyRobot 19m ago

smacking my chicken almost always gets it to finish

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u/ring-of-barahir 44m ago

His first words out of the womb were "Trek" and "fixie"

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u/iskiloveland 42m ago

It’s important to have a little foreplay before riding to his practice

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u/Inevitable_Mango_817 44m ago

Turn the bicycle upside down, rotate the pedals in a clockwise direction, and place your finger into the spokes of the rear wheel.

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u/HomeauxPomeaux 22m ago

Smartest rift zone owner

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u/Azelar 4m ago

Bro stop flicking it and rub it gently