r/technology • u/thinkB4WeSpeak • Sep 11 '26

Society Dating Apps Are Dying

https://time.com/article/2026/09/09/dating-apps-are-dying/
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u/YourShowerCompanion Sep 11 '26

Y'all are just being negative.

A beautiful widow of some Nigerian general contacted me in one of those dating apps. Her husband died under untimely tragic circumstances. That poor woman is now alone in this cruel world. She needs my help to recover $18,500,000 worth of assets, and promised to award me a hefty share for my efforts, time and any inconveniences. 

Who knows, I'll win her heart and will be set for life while you suckers will be working for conglomerate overlords.

Passport is renewed. Flight is booked. Here I come!!!

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u/alochmar Sep 11 '26

I wish you the very best of luck with recovering the money finding the love of your life!