r/technology • u/thinkB4WeSpeak • Sep 11 '26

Society Dating Apps Are Dying

https://time.com/article/2026/09/09/dating-apps-are-dying/
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u/YourShowerCompanion Sep 11 '26

Y'all are just being negative.

A beautiful widow of some Nigerian general contacted me in one of those dating apps. Her husband died under untimely tragic circumstances. That poor woman is now alone in this cruel world. She needs my help to recover $18,500,000 worth of assets, and promised to award me a hefty share for my efforts, time and any inconveniences. 

Who knows, I'll win her heart and will be set for life while you suckers will be working for conglomerate overlords.

Passport is renewed. Flight is booked. Here I come!!!

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u/alochmar Sep 11 '26

I wish you the very best of luck with recovering the money finding the love of your life!

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u/HabitualDrunkard1993 Sep 11 '26

Nigerian widows, lot of money in that shit 

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u/_Sleepy-Eight_ Sep 17 '26

I mean, since widows 10 you don't really need to pay anymore

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u/IPThereforeIAm Sep 11 '26

I know you’re probably joking, but in case you’re serious, need help, and would share some of the recovered assets with me, let me know! That’s serious money

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u/Myotterprofile Sep 11 '26

Wow! Who would have thought there were TWO Nigerian widows with $18.5 mill that need help recovering it!

Hey! Maybe we'll be on the same plane over!! At the very least the four of us should get together for drinks at the Hilton in Abuja. First round is on me.

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u/KnightofAmethyst2 Sep 11 '26

Nigeria... most known for its wealthy women...

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u/awezumsaws Sep 11 '26

At least you'll likely be getting universal healthcare, so...