Play Number One: The Editor Speaks to Friends & Family
(Characters: The Editor, Assorted Friends & Family)
The Editor: The manuscript is complete! Layout and design are complete! I'm sending out galley proofs to the authors!
Assorted Friends & Family: Is the book done?
TE: Soon! But meanwhile, I'm celebrating these milestones along the way. Also, we've gotten some nice media attention. Check out this story [link] and this tweet [link]. I'm excited!
AF&F: Is the book done?
** time passes **
The Editor: The ebook is coming along! Look at how we've used .css to better align the ebook version with the print version! [screenshot]
Assorted Friends & Family: Is the book done?
TE: Soon! But I wanted to let you know about my progress.
** time passes **
The Editor: The book is done! The ebook is done! They are out in the world! Early reviews are amazing! I'm so proud of my team!
Assorted Friends & Family: Are you going to make another book?
The End
Play Number Two: The Editor Queries Bookstores and Reporters
(Characters: The Editor, Bookstores, Reporters)
** Summertime **
The Editor: We're working on a new book! It's like [title], but with [quirk]. Our target reader is [demographic] who enjoys [activity]. You'll love it. Curious?
Bookstores & Reporters: When does your book come out?
TE: This fall! I already have [sample chapter] and [awesome illustration] that your readers would love. Plus, two of my authors live locally, and they'd be happy to discuss—
Reporters: Thanks! Let us know when the book actually does come out?
Bookstores: Thanks! The sampler does look pretty cool. Let us know when the book is available from [monopoly]?
TE: Will do! Thank you for your interest!
** Autumn **
The Editor: Hello again! The book is coming out! It will be out in two weeks! Remember [awesome illustration] and [sample chapter]?
Bookstores: We've closed our ordering for the holidays, thanks.
TE: Oh.
Reporters: This looks so cool. Let us know when the book is actually out?
TE: Will do!
** Autumn, Two Weeks Later **
The Editor: I'm delighted to announce that the book is out! It came out yesterday! I've got local authors who would be delighted to share their insights into–
Reporters: I mean, if the book already came out yesterday, does it really count as "news" anymore?
The End
Stay strong, folks. You can only control the parts you can control. Laugh at the rest!