r/politics • u/huffpost ✔ HuffPost • 29d ago

No Paywall Trump Official Bluntly Tells Americans To Change Their Diet If Beef Prices Are Too High

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/brooke-rollins-beef-prices-trump_n_6ab29ecfe4b085277b53a8d0?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=reddit&utm_campaign=us_main
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u/Carbonatite Colorado 29d ago

Why does Mitch care, it's not like his kind eats anything but lettuce and tender green shoots.

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u/Lone-Frequency 29d ago

Pretty sure the only things he's eating right now are whatever they can liquefy to send through a tube.

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u/Future-Guarantee-573 29d ago

He's nourished by the tears of children.

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u/MayorWomanana 29d ago

They flow so nicely through the tube