r/mallninjashit • • Jan 08 '26

Notice of new sub rules and updated sub description!

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This is an announcement that the rules and description of the sub have been updated for 2026. Please take the time to read through the rules and familiarize yourself with them before posting. Thank you all for the good content and continuing to make r/mallninjashit a great (if not completely ridiculous) sub. Pic for attention.


r/mallninjashit • • 2h ago

My knockle collection

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38 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 13h ago

2 in 1! Tactical slingshot AND blowdart!

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156 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 4d ago

BEN10 assemble! Gotta have my fidget toy, buttplug injector, and green inhaler

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224 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 6d ago

3 wallhangers and a sword

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39 Upvotes

This photo is from 2017.


r/mallninjashit • • 9d ago

Which profession do you think this pocket knife is used for?

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122 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 9d ago

Wartech warriors rise up!

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28 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 11d ago

What's that icepick shit? you use it to crush the ice for your champagne?

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280 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 16d ago

Caption says “Do you like the scythe?” BITCH THAT’S A KAMA

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r/mallninjashit • • 16d ago

‘Outrageous’: Suspect accused of smuggling sword into Cincinnati City Hall acquitted

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r/mallninjashit • • 17d ago

I decided to display my blades finally

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150 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 17d ago

Father in law just gifted me this

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28 Upvotes

NICE


r/mallninjashit • • 19d ago

Defending against two handguns at once

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77 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

Found this beauty at work

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45 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

Ashida Kim trying to bypass copyright from star wars, and star trek

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28 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

Which one of you did this?

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78 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 20d ago

I don't know what to call this monstrosity.

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r/mallninjashit • • 24d ago

Serious collectors only

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47 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 26d ago

How much would you buy all of these for?

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112 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 27d ago

the biggest mall-ninja LARP I've ever seen

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167 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 28d ago

Belarus special forces "training"--edited with background circus music--!!🤹🎪

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265 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • 28d ago

What could go wrong fitgiting an unfamiliar knife? 🥷

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130 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 21 '26

Kevin Macleod; defense against axe (krav maga)

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25 Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 18 '26

Flaming s-word

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1.5k Upvotes

r/mallninjashit • • Sep 16 '26

"S.P.L. 9th system"

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216 Upvotes