“Thanks to our years of conflict, this chair is actually designed to deal with all your friends, so if they’re being annoying you’ll never find yourself without recourse.”
"By which I mean..."
"Yeah, I got it. What about stairs?"
"This button sets it to float smoothly over stairs. And this one crushes the stairs into a ramp."
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u/LordBammith 13h ago
“And this button drops a large wrecking ball that dangles by a chain.”