Update: I did it

[u/gatorgage11]

Had to do one ridiculous pose (people who take themselves too seriously are no fun) but I think it's an improvement! Thank you all for the help today!

P.S. To the three people who recommended head tats don't worry I'm way ahead of you .... Updates coming at some point.

Before photos at the end.

[u/Curiouso_Giorgio]

Big upgrade!

You look miserable with just a little hair, and much freer and comfortable with it shaved.