Update: I did it

[u/gatorgage11]

Had to do one ridiculous pose (people who take themselves too seriously are no fun) but I think it's an improvement! Thank you all for the help today!

P.S. To the three people who recommended head tats don't worry I'm way ahead of you .... Updates coming at some point.

Before photos at the end.

[u/Duke-of-Hellington]

Look how beautiful you are! Holy cow, your eyes hold the answer to the mysteries of the ages. You are truly ethereal

[u/gatorgage11 → u/Duke-of-Hellington]

That may be the single nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you! In the photos my eyes look relatively gray but in person they're like ocean blue or gray depending on the lighting