r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 11h ago
Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S.
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r/TheOnion • u/aresef • May 15 '26
Greetings from your new overlords
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Hello friends,
We are the new moderating team of r/TheOnion: myself, u/DeltaShadowSquat. u/V2Blast and u/CosmicEveStardust.
I'm a regular around here, I probably don't need that much introduction. I'm a proud Onion subscriber and mod of a bunch of subreddits, including r/maryland, r/powerrangers, r/journalism, r/npr and r/Clickhole. IRL, I work in PR and previously spent a decade in local journalism.
One of our first tasks will be to lay out a set of new rules for the subreddit. We are already talking amongst ourselves but if you have any suggestions, feel free to let us know.
We're happy to field any other suggestions or questions you might have.
r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 11h ago
Fans Worry Achilles Tear May Not Be End Of Ben Simmons’ Career
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 11h ago
Whoever Says My Name On TV Gets My Vote
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 11h ago
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/el_wombato • 1d ago
Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge To 'Kill Everyone' By 2028 An Unrealistic Pipe Dream?
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I love that everyone is in agreement that Duncan Birch needs to die
r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 1d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/jfkk • 2d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
Trump Slams The Beauty Of A Lotus Flower In Scathing Truth Social Haiku
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 2d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 3d ago
Weird Cleveland Browns Fan Has No Children On Team
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r/TheOnion • u/NicolasCageFan492 • 4d ago
Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Lena Dunham Announces ‘Girls’ Coming Back For 5 More Controversies
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r/TheOnion • u/Usual_Indication9106 • 5d ago
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r/TheOnion • u/ZapLane25 • 5d ago
Trump Cancels Planned Livestream Of Jon Ossoff’s Execution
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Sydney Sweeney Tells Scooter Braun She Open To Converting To B-List For Him
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
Sweaty Youth Soccer Team Stinking Up Entire Red Robin
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r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 5d ago
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