r/SipsTea • u/Separate_Finance_183 • 4h ago

Lmao gottem Permission prank

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u/DkoyOctopus 4h ago

my girl would not do this to me. im such a clown that i would tripple down and pull out a slave collar on the spot just to sell it.

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u/Adequate_Cheesecake7 4h ago

My wife knows that if she did this to me that I would say, “Absolutely not, she will have the house salad, with the vinaigrette dressing, no ranch for you. Absolutely do not bring her any fries under any circumstances. I am sorry, she knows better than to ask for fries.”

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u/jejunum32 4h ago

“you can have fries… if you want to be FAT “

Then laugh like a horse and turn to waiter and say “ isn’t she funny? She’ll have the house salad.”

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u/NonGNonM 3h ago

"I don't remember giving you permission to speak."

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u/Girth_Wind_y_Fire 3h ago

"and make sure she gets water, no ice... Too many calories in ice"

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u/crowned_tragedy 4h ago

That would be my husband 😂

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u/CarelessPangolin5564 3h ago

"you can... But I don't want to have to clean up your diarrhea again tonight"

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u/Yabbadabbadingdong2 4h ago

You just carry that around?

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u/kodeks14 4h ago

You dont?

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u/AnAnGrYSupportV2 3h ago

Never know when you're going to need to create a paradise falls!

If you know you know.