r/SipsTea • u/ExactlySorta • 13h ago

SMH Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff to Vladimir Putin today: “You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that. I commend you.”

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u/Otherwise-Reward-161 11h ago

YEAS, I HAM HUMANITARIAN. ALL RUSSIA IS HUMANITARIAN. VE HAF MOST HUMANITARIAN IN VORLD. - Putin, probably.

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u/Imapatriothurrrdurrr 11h ago

If there’s one thing Putin isn’t, it’s stupid. He know exactly what he’s doing and he’s been successful at it so far.

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u/Otherwise-Reward-161 10h ago

Oh agreed. He's nobody's fool but I do believe he's someone who believes that force and willpower will overcome inconvenient facts. 

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u/mikehiler2 1 10h ago

Get enough yes men surrounding you for so long, always whispering how right you are, and have enough time pass I’m sure it starts getting to your head. Look at Trump. You honestly think he thinks he’s the bad guy?

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u/mmorales2270 9h ago

That is really a problem. If you go so long without anyone pushing back on you or correcting you, it’s easy when you have personalities like Trump or Putin to really believe you are the greatest thing that’s ever happened to the human race. All you hear from the sycophants around you is how awesome you are. It’s scary.

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u/Otherwise-Reward-161 1h ago

I'd like some yes men to be assigned to me so I can do a science and find out 

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u/Silly-Afternoon3834 9h ago

It’s how he got where he is

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u/onearmedbanditto 7h ago

He is not, he is thoroughly enjoying America bend so far as to salute him for the thing he is furthest from. That’s got to feel good. Imagine someone praising Tom Cruise for his height, Jay Z for his looks, or Putin for his humanitarian efforts.

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u/Otaconmg 10h ago

He’s not stupid, but he has built a sycophantic leadership around him. His intel before the invasion must have been made of solid copium.

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u/Rich-Detective478 10h ago

Come to Florida comrade .. war criminal. Jail.

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 9h ago

Yes, he isn’t dumb. Yes, dumb has a b in it. Who knew ?

Smart, manipulative, and dgaf about how many people suffer, for sure.

Too bad Trump and the cult don’t get it.

One thing I’d never call Putin is a humanitarian. Lmao

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u/Disastrous-Row1429 2h ago

Putin's not stupid but trump is easily manipulated, so it's not surprising putin's been so successful.

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u/grodudulle77 2h ago

Trump est stupide, contrairement a Poutine !!😬

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 11h ago

Are Russians the new Italians? There's probably more vaguely offensive comedy in that vein anyway

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u/Otherwise-Reward-161 10h ago

If you read it out loud in a loud voice while doing a bad Russian accent it'll land better. 

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u/Obvious_Estimate_266 10h ago

Oh I did and it was funny

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u/sidc42 11h ago

His English is impeccable.

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u/Otherwise-Reward-161 10h ago

Idk, I've heard it's been pecked.