Trump’s special envoy Steve Witkoff to Vladimir Putin today: “You talk so much about Trump being a humanitarian, you are a humanitarian also, sir. And I salute that. I commend you.”

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You initially have to use your hands a bit… you can’t just immediately shove it in your mouth Steve. Christ, have some self restraint. Didn’t Trump debrief you on how to glaze Putin?