Stay Safe

[u/Previous_Month_555]

[u/confettibukkake]

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

[u/CandidateHour3879 → u/confettibukkake]

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

[u/kat-deville → u/[deleted]]

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

[u/kat-deville → u/[deleted]]

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.