Stay Safe

[u/Previous_Month_555]

[u/GrundalWizzard]

People dont spike entire drink coolers.. itd be pretty fucking obvious if 40 people in the room passed out.

[u/Ive_seen_things_that → u/GrundalWizzard]

yeah, this is just some bullshit to generate hate.

[u/Kabbooooooom → u/Ive_seen_things_that]

Or more likely it’s just a dark joke that one dude said to another one and didn’t realize there were women in earshot of it. 

[u/confettibukkake → u/Kabbooooooom]

Or "safe" means "we bothered to clean the coolers for the first time this decade" or something. 

Or "we had enough liquor and didn't need to mix tequila and gin in any of the coolers."

Or "we finally talked to [brother X] about not cooling off his sweaty undershirt by soaking it in the coolers between dance marathons."

Source: Never in a frat but threw degenerate parties. 

[u/CandidateHour3879 → u/confettibukkake]

Cleaned the coolers? In college? Ain't no way a college student is doing that

[u/kat-deville → u/[deleted]]

Also handy when someone gets injured when they body slam the pong table.

[u/kat-deville → u/[deleted]]

Shit, I was talking about the nice, cold mix that cooler fluid becomes wound cleansing to drunk people not majoring in the sciences, except maybe jocks.

[u/theboxman154 → u/CandidateHour3879]

That's what pledges are for

[u/ADrunkMexican → u/theboxman154]

ha thats funny to assume they actually did that. i rushed for a bit for a frat in ontario and didnt end up finishing the final thing i needed. at my specific college/university we 2 sororities and 2 frats. the other frat's house they had were so gross the sororities actually told the new pledges not to touch anything in the specific frat house lol.

[u/Masothe → u/ADrunkMexican]

I was in a fraternity in the US. Pledges definitely cleaned once a week. I did it with my pledge class. We drank beers at the same time but we definitely cleaned the house.