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u/AsphyxiAsian0 6h ago
Who needs a man when you got spreadsheets?
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u/Chad_Jeepie_Tea 6h ago
I wish I remembered where I heard it the other day, but I heard someone say XL Spread Cheeks and now I can't unheard it and need a new career.
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u/ZealousidealSkirt327 6h ago
It’s still a mystery to me how that even happened??!? Who was in charge? And what went through their head? Why did no one catch it before releasing the video 😅
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u/One-Net3018 6h ago
The dramatic closing of the phone is the only reason I might buy a foldable phone. I just want to hang up on people like I used to.
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u/ZealousidealSkirt327 5h ago
Nothing beats the feeling of hanging up on someone just by closing your flipphone
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u/One-Net3018 5h ago
Work morale would be so much better if we had these at my office job. Instead we all have headsets and all we can do is this
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u/BurnerMcBurnfacer 5h ago
I don’t think that we realized how fast everyone would go from 27 inch CRT to 40 inch HD.
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u/tricky-vixen 5h ago
That casual drop to the floor, though. Ain’t nobody doing that with their $2k iPhone duo 😂
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u/ZealousidealSkirt327 3h ago
I remember a friend back in the days with the legendary Nokia. When she got frustrated she literally threw her phone against the wall. With full force. And it didn’t even get a scratch.
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u/Tatidanidean1 5h ago
That’s the real reason she threw the phone out the window. It pissed her all the way off
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u/pleasedontnerfthis 5h ago
There’s a fun interview with her where they started it with a joke about her being the only person to send a text via Excel. She was a good sport about it but OOF how did nobody else notice
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u/One-Net3018 5h ago
They probably thought everybody would be distracted by her, which to be fair almost worked on me.
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u/randgan 4h ago
She isnt the only person though. People use office apps to message each other as a way to hide it from their partner. Since you can create a document or spreadsheet and share it with someone, and it lets you type real-time changes back and forth.
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u/One-Net3018 4h ago
Now yes sure, but this was in 2002. I don't think real time synchronization was a thing on Nokia flip phones back then.
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u/Basilisk_helper 3h ago
no matter what I do
all I think about is you
even when I’m with my boo
I had a friend who thought the last line was “even when I lick my boob” and when he said it, the person driving laughed so hard he almost drove off the road.
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u/MyVectorProfessor 5h ago
I have no idea what we're talking about.
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u/Poethegardencrow 5h ago
She had this Nokia phone that was like a mini computer and she was very mad that Nelly had apparently ghosted her but in fact she was texting in excel 😂 it’s core 90s music
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u/One-Net3018 5h ago
2002, we're not that old yet.
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u/Poethegardencrow 4h ago
Ah yea true I remember going to school with a bandaid on my face like Nelly 😂
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u/tonybananaman 5h ago
This to me is like the most quintessential millennial moment and I can’t explain why but I feel it in my bones
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u/One-Net3018 5h ago
A scene at 3:15 in this music video https://www.reddit.com/r/Millennials/s/wlKBndlASm
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