r/Millennials • Older Millennial • Aug 24 '26

Meme Guilty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/complexcucumber93 Aug 24 '26

Try shrooms! Do it for me 😂

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u/gilligan1050 Aug 24 '26

Yup, I became one with the wood floor while watching dark side of the rainbow.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira Aug 24 '26

Bruh, my first time on shrooms I looked down at the floor and became so enthralled with the pattern and how it was moving that I bent down and got so close to look at it that when I came back up my mouth was full of lint and pet hair. I then went and melted into the bed and became moss.

Great time, honestly.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Millennial Aug 24 '26

My first time I was outside in summer. I was grooving out, watching clouds, and then a plane went by.

Then it happened, visually, my brain zoomed in on the airplane and I could see all their little panicked faces..

They were about to be eaten alive by a cloud! The cloud opened its mouth, swallowed the airplane whole, and then turned into the devil just to mock me.

My girlfriend at the time couldn't see it.. she just kept asking me if I could stop farting while I was crying.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira Aug 24 '26

That last sentence 🤣 I was not prepared

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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice Millennial Aug 25 '26

> stop farting while I was crying

We’ve all been there 🤣💀

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u/Skinc Aug 25 '26

I literally saw the cosmic turtle that eats our universe at the end of space and time last night.

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u/PatAD Y2K Survivor Aug 25 '26

I could honestly just read these all day. Can someone point me to a subreddit for that?

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u/ticklemesatan Aug 24 '26

Best AI story I’ve read

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u/StrobeLightRomance Millennial Aug 24 '26

Weird comment. Why diminish my experiences?

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u/Spare_Independence19 Older Millennial Aug 24 '26

This is definitely sounding like a shrooming experience. I had so many great ones and bad ones, minus the farting. Some people comment and never touched a psychedelic in their life.

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u/LivingGhost38 Aug 25 '26

I think if the shrooms didn’t mess with your guts and cause some farting, then you didn’t have good shrooms…

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 Aug 24 '26

I became energy. I struggle to describe much else about it.

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u/Vegetable_Cicada4659 Aug 25 '26

Noice, for me it was emenimes eye slid down his face in the movie “the interview” as he was explaining to James Franco’s character that left a breadcrumb trail of clue to his gayness in all of his music.

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u/LadyInCrimson Aug 24 '26

Same! I got so sick once and laid flat on my bed watching kaleidoscope patterns on the back of my eyelids for 2 hours. Husband said I was just in there giggling randomly.

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u/flactulantmonkey Aug 25 '26

Deemz will flatten you out at first.