r/Millennials • Older Millennial • Aug 24 '26

Meme Guilty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Dabnician Xennial 81 Aug 24 '26

Omfg....

So back in december the doctor was like "you have high blood pressure and high cholesterol"

They slapped me with bp and cholesterol meds.

Im doing a dab and the wife goes "you know that effects your blood pressure..."

Fine, whatever fuck life... i quit eating salty, sugar, fatty foods and quit smoking cause now my goal is to not be on blood pressure meds or a statin.

Then sometime in february or march im cleaning up, i find some gummies and think these ain't shit... i never get a head change from gummies.

Before stopping i could eat 200, 300, 400mg and nothing...

So i eat whatever is in the bag like 100mg in one sitting expecting nothing to happen.

Oh no... not this time... i was dehydrated, haven't eaten since the day before and a hour later i though i was having a stroke.

And turned into the girl in this commercial... fuck way up out of my mind.

And now i dont like smoking anymore, don't enjoy the high like i use to.

I guess on the bright side i have a lot of disposable income now that im not blowing $500+/month on concentrates.

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u/Decantus Older Millennial Aug 24 '26

Doesn't matter who you are or how much experience you have with weed... Everyone falls for the "These edibles ain't shit" trap.

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u/Dabnician Xennial 81 Aug 25 '26

Especially after 2 month tox break

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u/GTreez49 Aug 24 '26

500 a month? You ever hear of the word moderation?

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u/Dabnician Xennial 81 Aug 24 '26

no life sucks being sober, but now life sucks being high and sober much less.

also the big irony is now concentrates are $10-$20 for a 10 gram bucket of wax instead of 90-120, so the same habit would be $80/month today vs 8 months ago.

If i was still a cigarette smoker that habit would be 300+/month.

the fucked up part is that extra money just goes towards food because eating healthy costs way more than eating like shit combined with consuming an ungodly amount of pot related products a month