r/Millennials • u/Josephthebear Older Millennial • Aug 24 '26

Meme Guilty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/TypeS2k_ Aug 24 '26

I never got free drugs on Halloween from the neighbors either.

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u/ResplendentNugs Aug 24 '26

No kids putting weed in my burger neither

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u/DgingaNinga Aug 24 '26

You need better neighbors

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 Aug 24 '26

How about razor blades?

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u/uhmerikin Aug 24 '26

I remember one Halloween as a kid trick or treating with my friends and our parents trailing along. After one of the houses we hit, my friend hands his dad one of those little Kit Kat bars and asks him to check it for a razor blade.

His dad takes it, unwraps it in front of all of us and in one bite takes about 90% of it before handing the little remaining piece back to him. With a mouthful of Kit Kat he just mumbles, "No razor blades in that one, buddy".

My friend was so pissed and we all laughed at him. Never asked that question again.

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u/Flat-Tutor1080 Aug 24 '26

He was a very safety-conscious child

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u/uhmerikin Aug 24 '26

Overly. To the point of his dad making such a point.