r/Millennials • u/Josephthebear Older Millennial • Aug 24 '26

Meme Guilty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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u/HastyEthno Aug 24 '26

This is WHY I get high.

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u/retrospects Aug 24 '26

Kept chasing this flat.

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u/ticklemesatan Aug 24 '26

So mad it didn’t work!!

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u/complexcucumber93 Aug 24 '26

Try shrooms! Do it for me 😂

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u/gilligan1050 Aug 24 '26

Yup, I became one with the wood floor while watching dark side of the rainbow.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira Aug 24 '26

Bruh, my first time on shrooms I looked down at the floor and became so enthralled with the pattern and how it was moving that I bent down and got so close to look at it that when I came back up my mouth was full of lint and pet hair. I then went and melted into the bed and became moss.

Great time, honestly.

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u/StrobeLightRomance Millennial Aug 24 '26

My first time I was outside in summer. I was grooving out, watching clouds, and then a plane went by.

Then it happened, visually, my brain zoomed in on the airplane and I could see all their little panicked faces..

They were about to be eaten alive by a cloud! The cloud opened its mouth, swallowed the airplane whole, and then turned into the devil just to mock me.

My girlfriend at the time couldn't see it.. she just kept asking me if I could stop farting while I was crying.

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u/Spiffy-Kujira Aug 24 '26

That last sentence 🤣 I was not prepared

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u/Slyraks-2nd-Choice Millennial Aug 25 '26

> stop farting while I was crying

We’ve all been there 🤣💀

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u/Skinc Aug 25 '26

I literally saw the cosmic turtle that eats our universe at the end of space and time last night.

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u/PatAD Y2K Survivor Aug 25 '26

I could honestly just read these all day. Can someone point me to a subreddit for that?

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u/ticklemesatan Aug 24 '26

Best AI story I’ve read

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u/StrobeLightRomance Millennial Aug 24 '26

Weird comment. Why diminish my experiences?

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u/Spare_Independence19 Older Millennial Aug 24 '26

This is definitely sounding like a shrooming experience. I had so many great ones and bad ones, minus the farting. Some people comment and never touched a psychedelic in their life.

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u/sunkistandsudafed3 Aug 24 '26

I became energy. I struggle to describe much else about it.

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u/Vegetable_Cicada4659 Aug 25 '26

Noice, for me it was emenimes eye slid down his face in the movie “the interview” as he was explaining to James Franco’s character that left a breadcrumb trail of clue to his gayness in all of his music.

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u/LadyInCrimson Aug 24 '26

Same! I got so sick once and laid flat on my bed watching kaleidoscope patterns on the back of my eyelids for 2 hours. Husband said I was just in there giggling randomly.

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u/flactulantmonkey Aug 25 '26

Deemz will flatten you out at first.

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u/NSFW_Ninjaa Aug 25 '26

This is where the saying "Indica, in da couch" comes from.

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u/emmypoosays666 Aug 24 '26

with enough edibles it is

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u/ticklemesatan Aug 24 '26

Heh, with the tolerance I had, no amount of edibles even really affected me. But that’s why I don’t dab anymore

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u/Quirky_Flight124 Older Millennial Aug 24 '26

Make pancakes with weed butter in the batter, griddle cook in weed butter, then top with weed butter. You will be this flat for at least 6 hours.

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u/Realistic-Event-4946 Aug 25 '26

I feel like weed syrup is called for

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u/Quirky_Flight124 Older Millennial Aug 26 '26

Well now that’s just taking it too far. /s

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u/viral-architect Aug 24 '26

Pound me flat with Maxwell's Silver Hammer

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u/jammed7777 Aug 25 '26

I am not pro opiates and have never done them recreationally, but dilaudid made me feel like that. Had hurt my back and was in pretty bad pain and then just felt like a puddle

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u/spekt50 Aug 24 '26

Gotta get to near green out for me to feel like this. Takes so much.

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u/MutantApocalypse Aug 24 '26

Indica = in da couch

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 Aug 24 '26

First time it happened to me I asked someone more experienced, "what's it called when you're so high you're like couchlocked?" Awhile later I understood why he only got a good laugh without answering

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u/Z0mbiejay Aug 24 '26

I remember the first time I smoked some dispensary grade indica. I've smoked a few times before but it was always street weed, and it's been a few years. I forgot I had arms

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u/Cosmo_Seinfeld Aug 24 '26

Awhile later 

Felt like 1-2 hours later but maybe it was only 30 seconds.

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u/Agreeable-Outcome-14 Aug 24 '26

HA yeah that time dilation

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u/FEARoach Aug 25 '26

Man, one minute it's a minute ago, the next minute it's three hours later... I get that without weed but it sure feels better with it.

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u/Careless-Passion991 Aug 24 '26

“I need the strongest Indica you have. I want to feel like I’m melting in between the cushions of the couch.”

-Me at the dispensary.

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u/LivingGhost38 Aug 25 '26

I tell mine I’m looking for couch lock or laziness..

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u/RelativetoZero Aug 24 '26

Woa. Where'd you go?

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Aug 24 '26

I must flatten

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u/aspidities_87 Aug 24 '26

The children yearn for two dimension

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u/YaSurLetsGoSeeYamcha Aug 24 '26

Honestly I’ll get super high and just clean my house, being high while productive is great.

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u/wandering-monster Aug 24 '26

I still don't know why airlines aren't the biggest lobbyists for weed.

Do you know how much money I would pay for a single indica gummy on a long haul flight?!

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u/PotentiallyPotent08 Millennial Aug 24 '26

😂

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u/ResplendentNugs Aug 24 '26

Fuck that I smoke fools like you on the bball court

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u/stevez_86 Aug 24 '26

I would be surprised if people didn't ask budtenders what they have in stock that will make them feel like that creepy girl on the couch in that old commercial.

That couch lock looks amazing for watching an epic movie at night.

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u/Tsunamiis Older Millennial Aug 24 '26

I need a TB so I can fall through my bed again

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u/Philodendron69 Aug 24 '26

I was gonna say…..

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u/Ehcksit Aug 24 '26

Melting into a puddle is amazing, and it's even better when there's someone to lean on who is melting right back into you.

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u/Veggies-are-okay Aug 24 '26

Damn beat me to it

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u/Critical_Seat_1907 Aug 24 '26

Are they promoting drugs with this???

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u/gizamo Aug 24 '26

I was high when I first saw it. Good times.

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u/lordbenkai Aug 24 '26

After work all I want to do is melt into my couch and or bed.

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u/Pitiful_Ad2397 Aug 24 '26

Right? After a long day, this looks good as hell.

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u/SkepticalCat1 Aug 25 '26

😂 was gonna say this makes me want to get high

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u/bioszombie Aug 25 '26

I’ve done some heroic doses yet never got high enough to flatten out like that.

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u/MundaneDaffodill Aug 25 '26

I was like oh hell yea boi

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u/Sw0rDz Aug 24 '26

That begs the question. Have you cleaned your room? If not, why? Your room needs cleaning.