r/Millennials • u/daphnemoonpie • Aug 23 '26

Meme Relatable

Credit @bizzlebeel on Instagram

Ps I don't want to die, I want to share dark humor. This is funny to me. If you do want to die, please know you are loved and there is help available. This feeling isn't forever.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

Please don't give up ❤️

PPS Jesus Christ y'all, just laugh

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u/DrunkUranus Aug 23 '26

Guys I'm starting to think we're not doing well

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u/MaxxDash Aug 23 '26

I was trying to sleep on a plane a few weeks ago and hit some decent turbulence.

Given that every year seems to get worse, and willpower to contain my inner voice lessens, without opening my eyes and with 100% conviction I blurted out,

“Bring it.”

We survived.

On our way off the plane the lady next to me said, quite sincerely, “I hope you have a better day.”

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u/DrunkUranus Aug 23 '26

Honestly those really micro moments of human connection are keeping me going these days

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u/MaxxDash Aug 23 '26

She probably had her house paid off.

Pfft.

Optimists.

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u/figgypie Aug 23 '26

A paid off house? Must've been a boomer.

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u/Previous_Cod_1356 Aug 23 '26

No such thing as a paid off house, there's always something else to pay.

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u/ImhereNyourenot Aug 23 '26

HOA has entered the chat

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u/real_uncommon_ Xennial Aug 24 '26

Right? We never really own anything…

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u/menunu Xennial Aug 23 '26

This made me burst out laughing 🤣🤣🤣

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u/real_uncommon_ Xennial Aug 24 '26

Wait… you guys aren’t renting?

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u/MaxxDash Aug 24 '26

She was mid-Gen X. That sweet spot for home prices meets income. Before the oligarchs hit the fuck-you button and down the trap door poop-chute we went.