r/Millennials • u/daphnemoonpie • Aug 23 '26

Meme Relatable

Credit @bizzlebeel on Instagram

Ps I don't want to die, I want to share dark humor. This is funny to me. If you do want to die, please know you are loved and there is help available. This feeling isn't forever.

It's always darkest before the dawn.

Please don't give up ❤️

PPS Jesus Christ y'all, just laugh

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u/PBR_hipster420 Aug 23 '26

My first thought was “oh good, I don’t have to go to work tomorrow”

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u/MonkDesigner9693 Aug 23 '26

"And when you think you're gonna get eaten and your first thought is 'Great! I don't have to go to work tomorrow.' YOU'RE RELIEVED THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET EATEN?!"

"What the fuck is this world? What have they done to us? WHAT DID THEY DO TO US?!"

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u/Narrow-Thanks-5981 Aug 23 '26

What HAVENT they done to us! My ass is already raw. Once we get out of the current shit we were in, the next "once in a lifetime catastrophe" just jumps in line to be the next to screw us over!

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 Aug 23 '26

I have a feeling... Next "once in a lifetime catastrophe" will be one of the country's getting nuked. I don't know I just feel like it is next. Because already have had all the other realistic ones

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u/Sleepy_cheetah Aug 23 '26

I used to have frequent nightmares about this. It's one of my ultimate fears. Hell, when 9/11 happened I was like "This is it. It's over."

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u/SignificanceFlat1460 Aug 23 '26

Nah nah. They need to desensitize us to this shit, one shock at a time. Like for god sakes they basically declared that some other non-human entity has been interacting with us for a long while and that most of those alien encounters are real. Yet we were like... "oh. .. ok... Can we make housing affordable please? No? Ok".

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u/karpaediem Full Spectrum Millennial Aug 23 '26

If I get an alert nukes are flying I'm getting in my car and heading as close to downtown as I can get. Instant vaporization in the first blast would be so sweet