r/MadeMeSmile • u/Wild_Neighborhood605 • 1d ago

Unplanned

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u/Pikawoohoo 1d ago

"lol

Can you host?"

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 1d ago

"Also I don't have a car."

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u/CatsPlusTats 1d ago

"But if you pick me up in your car I'll let you give me head at the side of the road for 20 minutes"

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 1d ago

"Come to my hotel room. I am in town for the republican convention."

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u/CatsPlusTats 1d ago

"You can be discreet, right? My wife can't find out."

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 1d ago

Let's not forget the trans girl experience of suddenly being ghosted.

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u/OneCookie5427 22h ago

“Do you do anon?”