r/MadeMeSmile • u/Wild_Neighborhood605 • 1d ago

Unplanned

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18k Upvotes

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u/alepponzi 1d ago

we do grindr chats on mademesmile now? nice... poignant

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u/Woland77 1d ago

Grindr is different from how I thought it is

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u/Nikmido 1d ago

Oh don’t be mistaken, it’s nothing like this on average

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u/ClickClick_Boom 20h ago

It's 90% black guys asking for pictures of my fat ass, in my experience.

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u/BionicleLover2002 18h ago

Go on..

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u/ClickClick_Boom 18h ago

That's about it for most interactions, but every now and then it results in casual gay sex.

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u/NoX2142 15h ago

Ima need proof.

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u/Pikawoohoo 1d ago

Grindr is probably exactly how you thought it is.

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u/Legitimate_Ladder_38 12h ago

Happy cake day! 🎂

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u/ImaginationWitty4065 2h ago

I thought this was a reply to the fat ass picture comment and I cackled 😂

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u/Glittering_Lie9756 23h ago

MadeMeSmile really said “today, we’re expanding the definition of wholesome.”

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u/P0pu1arBr0ws3r 21h ago

MadeMeSmile has been expanding the definition of wholesome for 10 years now. Ive seen cynical and depressing content on this subreddit being pushed to reddit popular feed.

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u/Head_Statement_4635 17h ago

the punchline at the end caught me off guard, proper snort laugh

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u/SomeGenericCereal 13h ago

I don't think there's a lot of people on Grindr that can get poignant

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u/thirtynineplusthree 1d ago

9 month old account 2.7k contributions... the internet is dead

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u/Brodellsky 21h ago

Always has been

And by that I meant the only ones left that aren't bots have been dead inside for years

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u/MilkCool 21h ago

that's like, 10 contributions per day though? not unrealistic for a human

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u/weeeee_w33 1d ago

grinder can make you smile

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u/Why_No_Doughnuts 23h ago

it is more likely to make you cry though

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u/FalafelSnorlax 15h ago

I mean that is kinda the whole point of the product

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u/Parking_Fee_5906 1d ago

Definitely made OP smile coming from their SO

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u/ZedKat1910 1d ago

did yall have sex

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u/Pikawoohoo 1d ago

"lol

Can you host?"

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 1d ago

"Also I don't have a car."

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u/CatsPlusTats 1d ago

"But if you pick me up in your car I'll let you give me head at the side of the road for 20 minutes"

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 23h ago

"Come to my hotel room. I am in town for the republican convention."

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u/CatsPlusTats 23h ago

"You can be discreet, right? My wife can't find out."

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u/TotallyLegitEstoc 23h ago

Let's not forget the trans girl experience of suddenly being ghosted.

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u/OneCookie5427 21h ago

“Do you do anon?”

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u/ZedKat1910 1d ago

YES!
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW ask for Donny at the door

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u/packermeme 1d ago

How is this a made me smile?

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u/IWuzANumbah 22h ago

4900 upvotes and 27 comments. Yeah, this is organic

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u/oopsiedaisy-- 23h ago

Made me smile?

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u/lodemeup 23h ago

My parents described me as the inverse.

Planned, but ultimately a mistake.

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u/DRUGMUSIC_ 22h ago

what i notice is one is responding faster than the other.

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u/HomosexualHeracles 1d ago

That is why you’re a gay bottom on Grindr lol!

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u/BothDivide919 23h ago

Why is this sub so sadistically weird

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u/Outrageous-Group-895 20h ago

nothing brings the internet together like a wholesome moment that immediately turns the comments into a discussion about whether grindr is actually wholesome.