r/FloridaMan • • Dec 05 '18

/r/FloridaMan - Tips for high quality submissions

974 Upvotes

/r/FloridaMan is a subreddit to chronicle misadventures and shenanigans of the world's worst superhero, Florida Man. As the community continue to grow, I thought now would be as good of a time as any to refresh the tips and overall guidelines for posting in the subreddit. Not everything going against this guide will be deleted, but following the tips will result in the best possible /r/FloridaMan posts.

So what's the deal with Florida Man anyway?

Florida Man is the world's worst superhero. When a normal superhero realizes they have special powers, they go out to save the city or the world - Florida Man ran naked through a neighborhood, tried to have sex with a tree, and told police he was the mythical god Thor. Sometimes a normal superhero's crimefighting abilities and concern for public good get a special Florida Man twist, like when Florida Man was arrested for practicing karate by kicking swans in the head. Sometimes he's just goddamn weird, like when naked Florida Man chased people around a Chik-Fil-A parking lot, telling them they're gay for looking at his penis or when Florida Man broke into a house, pooped on the floor, masturbated, and then drank the contents of a vacuum cleaner.

The joke of the subreddit is that all of the stories shared here are about the same person, the world's worst superhero. As the world's worst superhero, Florida Man is not just a person in Florida. Florida Man also doesn't do dark and overly morbid things. His misadventures and shenanigans are of a more lighthearted variety.

Tips for the best Florida Man posts

  • Don't try to lazily get around the rules

Post titles must contain "Florida Man" or "Florida Woman", occasionally posts are submitted where Florida Man is just added to the beginning to get by the filter. Florida men or Florida women are just groups of people from Florida and most assuredly not the world's worst superhero.

  • Titles should be descriptive and stand on their own merits.

Posters have pretty wide latitude in how shitty titles can be. However extremely low effort examples like "Florida Man Florida Mans it" or "Florida Man is at it again" will be deleted. Headlines in all caps or title gore will also be removed at the discretion of the mods. Headlines should at least give readers an idea of the story being linked.

  • Florida Man is a superhero, and that's his only profession and identity.

You wouldn't say "Spiderman photojournalist Peter Parker", "Iron Man business tycoon Tony Stark", etc. For example - Florida Man Police Officer Was Arrested 3 Times, Fired 6 Times, And Is Now Back On Patrol is not the greatest title, even though the story is solid.

  • There is only one Florida Man.

Sometimes there are multiple people involved in a Florida Man story, and they're all from Florida. The best headlines only have one Florida Man so avoid titles like "Florida Man and other three other Florida Men decide to rob liquor stores with a dead stingray."

  • Stories should not just be stories about news or well-known political figures doing normal things.

Occasionally, Florida's elected representatives decide to do or say something that the rest of us find pretty ridiculous. With very rare exceptions, these are not great Florida Man examples and might be a better fit in /r/florida or a more general news/politics subreddit.

  • A note for content creators:

    Due to the popularity of the subreddit, different entities have tried to profit of it in various ways. We have seen spam networks spoofing legitimate links to steal traffic, accounts that only post links from obscure ad-filled blogs, newspapers with accounts that only share links from that newspaper, satire writers who have figured out Florida Man is easy clicks, and others. If you really love Florida Man and want to make a podcast, create a comic, and share it here then feel free to do so but make sure to contribute in other ways as well.

  • Lastly, and most importantly, there is one action that will get you banned, permanently, from /r/FloridaMan on the first offense:

Posts that are racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise exist only to be bigoted will be deleted and the user that made them will be banned. To make sure that the most people enjoy the subreddit, there is a zero tolerance policy for these posts. I remember my first time seeing /r/FloridaMan, scrolling down the front page and laughing uncontrollably, trying to explain to my skeptical girlfriend what was so funny. Everyone should be able to share in that feeling without stepping on turds in the comment section.


r/FloridaMan • • 13h ago

Police: Florida Man takes takes hammer to doctor's Tesla after surgery canceled over sip of water

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338 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 10h ago

‘I’m Broke Right Now’: Florida Woman Held Publix Shopper’s Lost Phone For Ransom, Deputies Say

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aol.com
140 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 13h ago

Birthday Party Brawl Ends With Florida Man Shot In The Groin, Woman Jailed On Attempted Murder Charge

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67 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 7h ago

Florida woman teacher throws scissors at student to get their attention

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fox35orlando.com
19 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 3h ago

Florida man pulled over for using photocopied license plate

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fox13news.com
7 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Floridaman police officer arrested for driving on too much Four Loko

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15 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 13h ago

‘I’ll kill you right here!’ Son of Rapper Rick Ross pistol-whipped by Florida Man in Daytona Beach, police say

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36 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man MAGA Influencer Arrested in Florida Prostitution Sting

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latintimes.com
750 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 13h ago

Florida man has $6.5 million vanished from bank account. Lawsuit blames bank security lapses

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29 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 13h ago

Florida Woman On The Run For Child Support Arrested Outside Lakeland Store On Multiple Drug Charges

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32 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 8h ago

Floridaman officer arrested after taking over dead resident’s home, using his ID

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nbcmiami.com
9 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Woman Runs From Deputy, Takes Seven Taser Cartridge Discharges Before Handcuffs, Sheriff Says

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guessingheadlights.com
130 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man Who Ran Gambling Addiction Helpline Sentenced to Nearly 10 Years for Stealing $1.4M to Gamble

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76 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 13h ago

Florida man shot and bashed alligator with hammer, police say

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5 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man Jupiter Dunes manager accused of funneling $200K to personal accounts, purchases

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cbs12.com
44 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Woman Punches Nurse, Tries to Bite Deputy at Hospital After DUI Crash, Police Say

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28 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 13h ago

Escambia County, Florida, deputies arrest Florida man on drug, gun charges

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0 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

‘Now we’re square:’ Florida man substitute teacher accused of kicking student with disabilities

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clickorlando.com
16 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Largo Police arrest Florida man accused of $22k Amazon fraud scheme

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61 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man Photocopies License Plate From Another Car, But a Trooper Notices One Strange Detail

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12 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida Man Arrested After Using His Golf Cart as a Weapon Against Neighbor: "Just to Make a Statement"

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motorbiscuit.com
6 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Lauderhill Florida Man police officer accused of taking over dead man’s home, using his identity in alleged scheme

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local10.com
2 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 1d ago

Florida man shows Burmese python snake vomiting up a native bird in the Everglades

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11 Upvotes

r/FloridaMan • • 2d ago

Florida man faces 3 charges after truck burnout disrupts protest

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197 Upvotes