r/ChatGPT • u/vonseggernc • 2h ago

News 📰 This is an IQ test.

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u/Jarebear7272 1h ago

Man imagine if windows actually got decomped. Then the community could build a version that wasn't chock full of garbage fucking telemetry

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u/ResIpsaBroquitur 1h ago

I can’t wait for Artcraft to build it 100% in rust with slightly-wonky icons everywhere.

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u/CopEatingDonut 1h ago

Doors0.1

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u/eggplantpot 1h ago

Losedows xd

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u/SillyAlternative420 20m ago

I can't wait for people to start leaking the code, layoffs are coming at the speed of light and it's just a matter of time employees start setting up deadman switches.

You want to fire me? I'm taking you all with me.

Then of course with AI, it's all getting reverse engineered.

Opensource everything!

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u/Syzygy___ 1h ago

why though? at this point it's by no means better than linux.

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u/Singularity-42 1h ago

The only reason to run Windows is the software made for Windows.

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u/LolwhatYesme 35m ago

Meh tbh I'm lazy and used to Windows for my home machine. If you get rid of all the bloatware it isn't that bad.

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u/Singularity-42 25m ago

Once you go Mac, you never go back!

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u/WolfOfDoorStreet 41m ago

Steam Proton (and Wine) can run Windows apps on Linux

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u/Ja_Rule_Here_ 36m ago

But those words are scary and they confuse me

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u/WolfOfDoorStreet 34m ago

Steam? Proton? Wine? Windows?

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u/Singularity-42 26m ago

Let your Dot do it for you!

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u/AnalogProblems 0m ago

AI makes Linux zero barrier and effortless.

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u/AthaliW 1h ago

What is the purpose of an OS? Answer that question and you tell me if a popular Linux distribution like Ubuntu or Fedora fulfills that checklist better than Windows 11.

If you don't know linux, let's just compare it to Windows 7

If you don't know the purpose of an OS, well, let's just say there's a lot of boring (to some) reading for you to do

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u/suesing 1h ago

People would choose windows if it was not spyware

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u/ASCanilho 4m ago

Imagine being able to run windows natively in Android...
Wait what?
No, scratch that... xD

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u/oipoi 2h ago

The real iq test is not detecting that this is a joke. The second iq test is finding it funny.

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u/FluffySmiles 1h ago

Ii made me snicker knowingly.

Is there a scale that I can use to calibrate my intelligence with this information? Is a guffaw seen as cringe or evidence of greater intelligence?

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u/R86Reddit 1h ago

I neither snickered nor guffawed, but I did think "I see what you did there." Did I pass?

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u/N-partEpoxy 56m ago

The results are in. Your IQ is greater than zero. Congratulations.

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u/FluffySmiles 1h ago

I have a feeling that performance in acknowledgment of humour is in inverse proportion to assumed intelligence.

But maybe that’s just me being arrogant

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u/bruteforcealwayswins 32m ago

I'm only half smart cos I didn't find it funny.

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u/hoangfbf 1h ago

more like knowledge test, and humour taste, rather than Iq

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u/lxe Skynet 🛰️ 1h ago

joke?

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u/PM_ME_FIREFLY_QUOTES 1h ago

So there's 3 types of people?

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u/daney098 2h ago

Omg I can't believe they managed to decompile an entire operation system!!!

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u/miny0 2h ago

no dude this is actually really serious bc i saw an ig reel saying how the ais are gonna hack our bank apps and stuff its all over we're doomed /s

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u/daney098 2h ago

Is that like facebook

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u/backtorealitylabubu 2h ago

They’re saying it on MySpace too

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u/The_Speaker 2h ago

I also saw this on CompuServe

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u/jeweliegb 2h ago

I was chatting on IRC then someone told me to go check Gopher. It was down, I looked on Usenet instead.

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u/NomadStorm 2h ago

I got a notification in ICQ, but then my account got hacked so I couldn’t read it.

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u/boredatwork8866 1h ago

uhoh.wav

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u/backtorealitylabubu 1h ago

people worry about what agents could do to their computer and forget what their 13 year old son downloading one uhoh.wav file from limewire did to the family computer

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u/Meleoffs 1h ago

I was that 13 year old son.

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u/Chronotheos 2h ago

Spam filters the OG agents

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u/Circumpunctilious 2h ago

It’s in every IRC channel

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u/Facts_pls 45m ago

You said that right as they found the PHP vulnerability using AI

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u/[deleted] 1h ago

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u/ske66 1h ago

My man please get the joke

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u/Obvious-AI-Bot 1h ago

I'm safe from this hack because I only use pre-AI operating systems.

Windows 95 was good enough for my grandfather, so its good enough for me.

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u/SizeableBrain 50m ago

I wonder if the calculator in Win95 loaded faster than Win11.

I feel like there were a few years between 2003-2024 where I could work at full speed without having to wait for the PC.

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u/Obvious-AI-Bot 46m ago

Well Win 95 is obviously 84 better than Win 11

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u/tknomanzr99 47m ago

Prior to them jammjng JavaScript into everything.

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u/cascadecanyon 1h ago

DOS 1.2 has entered the chat.

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u/AlienInOrigin 45m ago

No doubt everyone will be able to look at the code now, find bugs, fix them and help improve the code to make it more secure!

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u/rukh999 2h ago

Not an IQ test, specialized knowledge test.

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u/Future_Geologist5925 1h ago

They should use a swarm of Opus 5.5 agents working for 9 hours and burning 254.2 million output tokens to reverse engineer Linus Torvald's entire genome and make a carbon clone of him so Linux can live forever

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u/gjallerhorns_only 8m ago

Or maybe finally get gnu/herd working

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u/aPiCase 2h ago

I understood the joke, but it seemed so obvious that I thought I was missing something lol

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u/Uncle___Marty 2h ago

If someone actually did this they should probably be banned from using a whole bunch of stuff.

Like, NO nice stuff for you for a while.

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u/Lukaar 2h ago

I think you failed the IQ test

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u/Qorsair 2h ago

We are now three layers deep into Inception-level sarcasm and whooshing. I can't tell if you're being cleverly meta, or who is even getting wooshed anymore. Maybe it's me.

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet 1h ago

No, it’s me. I am the woosh.

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u/nleksan 1h ago

It's a meta-whoosh

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u/swiss-y 1h ago

Are we wooshing the woosher who woodhed the original crowd?

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u/nleksan 1h ago

Quis whooshiet ipsos wooshes

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u/PoopyStinkbutts 1h ago

I think the IQ test is the people who take this as truth and use it to fuel their hatred for AI.

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u/Crowley-Barns 2h ago

maybe you did.

the person you’re replying to clearly knows it’s open source.

That doesn’t mean someone hasn’t tried to decompile some linux binary to see if they could.

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u/TheRealBejeezus 1h ago

Nerd humor. Funny.

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u/reality_comes 58m ago

Funny but not really an IQ test, since it's polling your knowledge of a specific fact.

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u/PsychologyNo4343 2h ago

It would be nice if we could do that to windows 7, create a compatibility layer with windows 11 and have an OS that updates directly through Microsoft but works like windows 7

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u/cddelgado 8m ago

My problem is that my default view of people on X (for clickbait/ragebait reasons) is either disingenuous or painfully ignorant.

So naturally I look at this and wonder if A) they're ragebaiting or B) painfully ignorant. Let's ignore the fact that I'm clueless and didn't immediately recognize who he is.

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u/Longjumping_Area_944 2h ago

Opus would have burned more tokens in that time...

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u/Famous-Garlic3838 1h ago

I'm reading this on my Reddit emulator

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u/abemon 2h ago

Damn, finally 🥵

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u/Classic-Pubs 1h ago

252 M output tokens is a rookie number.

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u/UnrealizedLosses 1h ago

Linus: lols

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u/hazochun 1h ago

Wait until you find this on these joke explain, eil5 sub reddit.

Btw where is eil5 subreddit now lul.

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u/magnificent_limit 50m ago

cool! how reproducible was it?

it'll be really cool if we can get this to reflect a lot more of reality

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u/Aizpunr 28m ago

My is got downgraded from Fahrenheit to Celsius with this joke

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u/flaccidplumbus 26m ago

Oh my god! Start torrenting/seeding now!

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u/OkCarpenter5773 25m ago

cool, i burned through 10 billion tokens on deepseek this month lmao

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u/jdlyga 19m ago

Can you imagine the security nightmare if the Linux source code were published?

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u/cal3thousand 3m ago

Sweet. Now do it to Windows

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u/ASCanilho 1m ago

I am waiting for the release of full decomps of GIMP, INKSCAPE, LMMS, <introduce other Open Source apps here>, that run natively anywhere.

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u/madeInNY 2h ago

Why would they take it down? The original is open source free software.

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u/SirWigglesVonWoogly 2h ago

Thatsthejoke.jpg

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u/MrGreenyz 2h ago

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u/Deltarayedge7 1h ago

To a regular person the Joke will go over their head because they have no Idea what Open source is.

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u/UnclePsilocybe 2h ago

Isn't Linux already open source?

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u/Facts_pls 30m ago

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u/Throwaway_alt_burner 17m ago

But jokes are supposed to be funny…

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u/ASCanilho 3m ago

That's the other joke....

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u/AnozerFreakInTheMall 1h ago

Isn't it a catastrophe? It puts at risk virtually every server in existence! I'm migrating all of mine to Windows Vista as we speak!

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u/Deltarayedge7 1h ago

Isnt it Open Source?

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u/dsggut 45m ago

Yes, that’s the whole point of the joke.

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u/Lowpro18 5m ago

I'm not a linux enthusiast but i thought the whole point of the greatness with linux was that it was open sourced to begin with?

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u/No_Basil908 0m ago

Yeah that's the joke, it's already open source

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u/lxe Skynet 🛰️ 1h ago

i won shitposting